Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

After lunch, Nangong Ma said goodbye to Kamisato Ayaka and Toma, and then left the Mokuro Tea House.

After wandering around Inazuma Castle for a while, Nangong Ya was suddenly attracted by something interesting. It was a poster of Yaedo...

"Reincarnate as General Thunder and become invincible..."

When Nangong Ya saw the title of the book on the poster, she remembered this light novel serialized by Yaedo.

She remembered that it was a story about an ordinary person who was struck by lightning under a thunder cherry tree, and when he opened his eyes he turned into a thunder general.

"Reincarnation..."

Nangong Ya couldn't help but mutter something, and her thoughts went back to thousands of years ago before she had traveled through time.

Her memory of how she traveled through time was a little fuzzy. She only remembered that everything happened very quickly and she passed through peacefully before she could react.

Shaking her head, Nangong Ya was too lazy to think about the past. She was now more interested in Yaedo's novels.

Walking to the stall of Yaedo, Nangong Ya picked out a few novels whose names she had heard in her previous life, and then left Yaedo with satisfaction.

When she returned to the kindergarten, Nangong Ya found Xiao Gong was coaxing the children to sleep. She did not disturb them. She found a quiet place, put the gourd on the ground, and then went into the gourd to read a novel.

……

The lunch break passed quickly and the sleeping children were woken up one after another.

"Awoo, roasted pig..."

Little Ganyu hugged the quilt and drooled. He didn't respond at all when Xiaogong called him twice.

After a few days, Xiao Gong got used to this situation. He asked Kujo Sara to bring over a portion of tri-color dumplings and put it in front of Xiao Ganyu.

"..."

Little Ganyu's nose twitched. Although the tri-color dumplings were not the kind of roasted meat with a strong aroma, the smell of the dessert could also wake her up.

Little Ganyu opened his eyes drowsily, opened his mouth and bit the tri-color dumpling.

"Wake up, little lazy cat~"

Xiao Gong tapped Ganyu's nose, gave her the tri-colored dumpling, and then took out a handkerchief to wipe the saliva off her face.

"Ouch..."

Little Ganyu let Xiaogong help him wipe his face while he concentrated on finishing the tri-colored dumplings in his hand.

But considering her appetite, this portion was not enough to satisfy her, so she had to look at the other children.

They got up earlier than Xiao Ganyu and sat down at the table obediently. Kujo Sara poured milk for them.

"Well……?"

Xiao Ganyu discovered that there was a guy he didn't recognize.

She thought about it. Several adults had told her not to steal Qiqi's things...

Thinking of this, Xiao Ganyu's eyes lit up, and he immediately came over from behind Lei Dian Jiang and picked up the tri-color dumplings from Lei Dian Jiang's plate.

"?!"

Raiden noticed her movements and quickly grabbed her hand to prevent her from snatching the tri-color dumpling away.

"Sarah, this blue thing is stealing my snack! Send her away!"

Raiden-chan was not as strong as little Ganyu, so he had to use both hands to grab little Ganyu's hand and use all his strength to hold it, while turning back to ask Kujo Sara for help.

"Sarah, this purple guy won't give me any snacks!"

Little Ganyu was not to be outdone and guarded the tri-color dumpling in his hand tightly.

Upon seeing this, Kujo Sara hurried forward to separate the two, and finally took the tri-color dumpling back from Xiao Ganyu's hand.

"Little Ganyu, didn't you promise not to steal your friends' snacks?"

Xiao Gong, who was following behind, pinched little Ganyu's face.

"But Ganyu doesn't know her..."

Little Ganyu lowered his head and spoke weakly, but he didn't say that it was forbidden to snatch snacks from people you didn't know.

"That won't work either. It's wrong to steal other people's things. If you want something next time, just ask Teacher Xiao Gong. Got it?"

Xiao Gong gave instructions to Xiao Ganyu, but she couldn't conjure up a tri-color dumpling out of thin air, so she had to take out a rice ball and give it to Xiao Ganyu, which she had originally wanted to save for dinner.

"Yeah, I see. Thank you, Mr. Xiao Gong~!"

Little Ganyu took it happily. For her, as long as there was food, it was enough. She could eat both rice balls and tri-color dumplings happily.

After the five children had eaten, the afternoon class officially began.

"Lesson? What's lesson? Is it snack?"

Raiden-chan, who was visiting the kindergarten for the first time, asked curiously.

"In the afternoon class, Sara will teach you swordsmanship. Raiden-chan, just follow the other kids."

Xiao Gong touched Raiden-chan's head and explained.

"fencing……?"

Raiden-chan was still a little confused, but soon received a light bamboo sword from Kujo Sara.

This bamboo sword is very short, just right for children to use.

After distributing the bamboo swords, Kujo Sara brought the children to the yard and began to teach them how to wear protective gear.

Xiao Ganyu, Xiao Shenhe and Xiao Hu Saigong were all wearing skirts without exposing their thighs, but for safety reasons Kujo Sara still had them tie protective gear on their legs.

Although it's just a bamboo sword, it would still be very painful for a child if he was hit by it accidentally.

"Come on, kids, follow me and learn. Little Raiden, stop staring at the sword in your hand and follow me."

"Ah? Good job, Sara!"

After being reminded by Kujo Sara, Raiden-chan came to his senses and quickly responded, holding the bamboo sword and imitating Kujo Sara's posture.

In this way, the five children followed Kujo Sara and learned the basic swordsmanship moves of the Kujo family.

Compared to the moves that Xiao Shenhe learned from Ansos, this swordsmanship can be said to be extremely simple. Even for a child, it is not difficult to learn it.

On the other side, Xiao Gong was leaning against the window, watching the children in the yard learning swordsmanship with a smile.

Although she didn't quite understand why Kujo Sara always liked to teach children martial arts, Xiao Gong liked to watch her classes. After all, it was really cute to see the children learning martial arts clumsily.

"I want to fight you, blue guy who stole my snacks!"

After a class, Raiden came to Ganyu confidently with a bamboo sword in hand.

"No, there's no snack if you win."

Little Ganyu curled her lips and did not agree to Raiden-chan.

"Well, if you win, I'll... I'll let Sara buy you some snacks!"

Raiden-chan hesitated for a moment and could only make such a bet.

"Okay!"

Little Ganyu's eyes lit up and she agreed, and the two of them walked to the center of the yard together.

"They won't really fight, won't you stop them?"

Xiao Gong asked Kujo Sara with some concern.

"It doesn't matter. I'll be watching at all times, and dueling is a sacred thing."

Kujo Sara shook his head, but his eyes were fixed on the two people in the yard.

"come on! Come on!"

Xiaohu Saigū and the others also came to join in the fun, cheering the two of them on.

“Whaaaa——?!”

As the duel began, Raiden-chan was defeated as soon as the two fought.

"Sarah! Help! Help!"

Raiden-chan was chased everywhere by Xiao Ganyu, and the bamboo sword in his hand was knocked away at the beginning. He could only cry and ask Kujo Sara for help.

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