Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

Inazuma is not like the peaceful Mondstadt and Liyue. If the gods were lost in this muddy water, it would probably be completely messed up.

Taking this into consideration, although Nangong Ya had planned it in advance, she did not propose the idea of ​​touching to General Lei Dian, but instead proposed it to Ying.

If she touches the Thunder General, the general and the shadow will become one and become younger together, and the childishness is something that Nangong Ya cannot control, so Inazuma will lose her divinity for a period of time.

But if the shadow is touched in Isshin Pure Land, then the Raiden General will not be affected at all, and Inazuma will still have the gods in charge.

"This body is extremely precious and noble, how can I allow others to touch it?"

Shadow, who had put away the Nagging Inari, crossed his arms and rejected Nangong Ya without hesitation.

"Don't be so quick to refuse, you see..."

Nangong Ya picked up the Eye of Evil that Ying gave her and tried to open a channel for the Eye of Evil in the air.

However, she was not familiar with the specific operation, so she could only look to Ying for help:

"Please help me locate the kindergarten room you sent me to last time."

Ying nodded, raised his hand to control the Eye of Evil, opened an Eye of Evil above the kindergarten, and connected them to form a passage.

"Come here, look."

After taking a look at the situation in the kindergarten and finding that Kujo Sara was teaching the children, Nangong Ya quickly waved to Ying.

Although Ying was a little confused, he still moved closer and looked inside.

"Little Fox, be careful!"

Seeing Xiaohu Saigū's hands trembling after she pulled the bow and arrow, Xiaogū, who was watching from the side, hurriedly reminded her, fearing that she might hurt herself.

"Uh... aim!"

Xiao Hu Saigong aimed at the target with difficulty. Among the four girls, she was the only one who had difficulty pulling the bowstring, so she also wanted to try her best to hit the target.

call out--

This time, the arrow was finally shot out without any accident.

It was a pity that her trembling hands made it impossible for her to aim, and the arrow almost hit the target that Qiqi was aiming at next to her.

"Woo..."

Finding that he still couldn't hit the target, Xiaohu Saiguni lowered his head in frustration.

"It's okay, it's okay. I've made great progress compared to last time. I should be able to hit the target with a few more tries."

Xiao Gong touched her head to comfort her.

"Your arm strength is too weak. How about I give you another rock climbing class this afternoon? It will just be a good way to train your arm strength."

Kujo Sara on the side also came over and made a suggestion.

"Hey, hey, isn't it too dangerous to teach kids rock climbing..."

Xiao Gong could not quite understand the concept of Kujo Sara as a Tengu. The only subjects she taught were archery and swordsmanship.

It’s better for me to teach them how to make fireworks and cook.

"I think it's okay."

……

Looking at the situation in the kindergarten through the Eye of Evil, Ying's gaze uncontrollably fell on Xiaohu Saimiya.

Looks like, so much like...

But what's going on? Is it her offspring?

"Who is she?"

Ying knew that this girl was the reason why Nangong Ya asked him to look at her, so he immediately turned around and looked at Nangong Ya for confirmation.

"She is Kitsai-gumi, at least one of her souls is, and I resurrected her."

Nangong Ya did not keep the secret and said with a smile that made Ying look shocked.

"The thing is like this..."

Nangong Ya explained to Ying, starting from the Kamizakura Daifu and Hanasari, and ending with herself resurrecting them together, with two souls sharing one body.

"She is still in her juvenile state and her memory has not yet been restored. Once the juvenile state is over, she will be able to recover all her memories and powers."

Nangong Ya continued to explain. She found Ying's shocked and excited expression very interesting. At least it was much more approachable than the cold and indifferent look he had just shown when he wanted to chop someone.

"But now, she listens to me very much. She will follow me if I say one word. I can take her away from Inazuma at any time and never come back."

"Unless you let me touch it~"

Nangong Ya said this with a wicked smile, making a grasping gesture with her hands in the air.

After hearing Nangong Ya's words, Ying took a deep breath to calm himself down, then looked down at the little fox Saigong under the evil eye.

"I don't know how to thank you enough... Since it's just a small request, please do as you wish."

Ying looked at Nangong Ya and agreed to her request.

"Hey, I'm welcome then..."

Nangong Ya then began to rub her hands.

"Good boy, Thunder and lightning, the bad guys are driven away!"

After her hands emitted white light, Nangong Ya reached out and touched Ying's chest, pinching it subconsciously...

Well, on par with Rosalyn…

Then the white light covered Ying's whole body, and she quickly shrank in the white light. Soon a little girl appeared in front of Nangong Ya.

She looked the same as Ying, but she looked younger, and even her purple kimono had been shrunk to a size suitable for girls.

"Well……"

The little girl bit her fingers and looked around in a daze.

"Be good, Raiden-chan, let's go out."

Nangong Ya put her hands under her armpits and picked up Raiden-chan.

Lei Dian-chan obediently did not resist and followed Nangong Ya into the exit of Yi Xin Pure Land.

Because she had wasted too much time in the Pure Land, when Nangong Ya came out she found that she was no longer in front of the Thousand-Armed and Hundred-Eyed Statue, but had come to the castle tower.

When he turned around, he saw General Lei Dian standing behind him with his dream in his hand.

"Wow? General, please stop messing around!"

Nangong Ya quickly took two steps back while holding Lei Dian Jiang, and Lei Dian Jiang also shrank in Nangong Ya's arms with some fear. After all, General Lei Dian's aura was too scary.

"How terrible! Let's run..."

Raiden-chan raised her head with tears in her eyes and spoke to Nangong Ya.

"..."

Seeing Raiden-chan's appearance, General Raiden was silent for a moment and put away the Dream Isshin in his hand.

"Take care of her."

General Lei Dian naturally knew about the situation in Yi Xin Pure Land. She said something to Nangong Ya and then sat down and entered a state of meditation.

"Yeah, don't be afraid."

Nangong Ya responded, then comforted Lei Dian-chan in her arms and put her down.

Lei Dian grabbed Nangong Ya's sleeve and didn't dare to let go. He secretly glanced at General Lei Dian who had his eyes closed.

"This big sister is so fierce, let's run away..."

After confirming that General Lei Dian had not noticed him, Lei Dian pulled Nangong Ya's sleeve and urged him.

"Don't worry, we're going to wait for someone here to pick you up."

Nangong Ya touched Lei Dian-chan's head and took her to sit down in the castle tower.

Although Lei Dian-chan was very obedient, she still moved behind Nangong Ya and used her to block General Lei Dian.

Seeing her frightened look, Nangong Ya wanted to give her some snacks, but then she remembered that her Chen Ge gourd was not with her, so she had to give up.

On the other side, Kujo Sara hurriedly left while Xiao Gong took the children to eat. She already knew what happened in the Eye Hunting Ceremony today, and the traveler had been included in the Eye Hunting Order.

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