Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

The rules of the game are very simple. Three people take turns to hold up Laurel and aim. Laurel launches a ballistic attack, while the other two people are responsible for blowing bubbles and counting. The game lasts two minutes, and whoever breaks more bubbles wins.

The first to appear is Qiqi, who tries to inject ice elemental power into Laurel.

Because it is a fairy mechanism, Laurel can launch attacks of different attributes according to the injected elemental force, so the next moment Laurel immediately spit out an ice-attribute ballistic projectile and projectile it out.

Unfortunately, when Laurel's attack is not locked, its trajectory is parabolic, so this shot missed without a doubt.

Qiqi hurriedly tried to adjust the angle, but as a zombie her reaction speed was much slower, making it difficult for her to aim at the bubbles floating in the air. In the end, Yuegui only managed to burst 7 bubbles.

"It's okay, Qiqi, don't be depressed, seven is already a lot."

Nangong Ya touched the back of Qiqi's head to comfort her. After all, Qiqi was wearing a hat and it was hard to feel the top of her head when touched.

After Qishen, Nangong Ya also embraced Yuegui.

"..."

It was only then that Nangong Ya realized a fatal problem.

As a demon god, he does possess a large amount of elemental power in his body, but since he is not good at fighting, he does not know how to use these elemental powers. He does not need to call on elemental power when he performs purification abilities on a daily basis.

"Xiaoya, why don't you cum?"

Qiqi, who was in charge of counting, looked at Nangong Ya in confusion.

"I...I can't cum!"

"I don't know how to use elemental power. I don't have the Eye of God..."

Nangong Ya explained gloomily, and raised her hands holding Yuegui and turned around to prove that she did not have the Eye of God.

Finally, with Qiqi's help, Nangong Ya finally activated Yuegui, and carefully held Qiqi's hand and aimed in the direction with Yuegui.

Final result: seven bubbles.

"...?"

Nangong Ya felt that her aim was quite accurate!

After Nangong Ya, it was finally Yaoyao's turn to perform.

Although Yaoyao had no intention of winning, she had already mastered the use of laurel, and she accidentally achieved a score of 8 bubbles, securing the first place.

"Congratulations, Yaoyao!"

Nangong Ya and Qiqi were clapping on the side, which made Yaoyao's face turn slightly red and she seemed a little embarrassed, but she quickly adjusted herself.

"As a reward for the winner, Yaoyao, you can order Qiqi and I to do anything."

Although I forgot to mention it before the game, the rewards are still there.

"Yaoyao doesn't have anything to tell you, but it's boring to practice shooting on weekdays. It would be nice if I could play with you guys in the future."

Yaoyao shook her head, but mentioned another thing that was troubling her.

As a disciple of Grandma Ping, she is now practicing her spear skills just like Xiangling did in the past, but for a child like her, boring things are the most uncomfortable.

"Don't worry, I'll come to accompany you when I'm free in the future. If Qiqi is free, will she come too?"

"Well, Qiqi, that's fine too."

Nangong Ya and Qiqi made a promise to Yaoyao together.

"Hehe, we've had enough fun, let's find a place to sit for a while, and then I'll take you to Wanmin Hall for dinner."

Nangong Ya said this and took Yaoyao and Qiqi's hands again, and the three of them walked towards the corridor bridge together.

There are two wooden corridors next to the bridge. Compared with the crude modeling seen in the game, the real details are more complete. There are also wooden benches next to the corridor for people to sit down and rest while admiring the lotus.

The three of them sat down next to each other on the bench, with Nangong Ya squeezing in between the two of them.

"Hmm, Qiqi's body feels so cool and comfortable~"

Nangong Ya sat down and leaned to the side, resting her head on Qiqi's fleshy thighs.

"Xiaoya...it's hot. Qiqi isn't used to it."

"But it doesn't matter, Qiqi is not afraid."

Looking at Nangong Ya lying on her legs, although Qiqi didn't like human body temperature, she didn't reject her.

Because friends are very precious to Qiqi.

"It's good that Qiqi doesn't hate it, but do you want to try it?"

Nangong Ya lay down for a while and then stood up, patted her thigh and made a suggestion to Qiqi.

Qiqi thought for a while, and finally nodded, imitating Nangong Ya's just-moved posture, curled up and lay on her legs.

Then the hat on Qiqi's head fell into Yaoyao's arms.

Yaoyao's hairstyle and big bell obviously couldn't fit Qiqi's hat, so Nangong Ya immediately took the hat and put it on her own head.

Although she has twin ponytails, they are low and do not affect her ability to wear a hat.

"Hmm... Qiqi feels very comfortable, but hot."

Lying on Nangong Ya's soft thighs and squinting her eyes, Qiqi commented.

……

"When the sun comes out, I bask in the sun. When the moon comes out, I bask in the moon~"

"Hmm, look what I found! A wild Chichi!"

As she approached the covered bridge over the lotus pond, Hu Tao's eyes suddenly lit up and she looked towards the front of the corridor next to it.

From her angle, she could just see two little girls sitting together. The hat on one of them was particularly eye-catching. It was Qiqi, the girl Hu Tao had been thinking about.

"Hehe, it's really true that after searching for a long time, I finally found it without any effort."

Seeing that the other person had his back to her and was not on guard at all, Kurumi tiptoed and approached quietly.

As it was almost evening, there were few people around the lotus pond, so Hu Tao did not have to worry about being discovered or stopped.

Reaching behind his back, Hu Tao took out the sack that he had prepared long ago.

Approaching silently, Hu Tao quickly put the sack over Qiqi's head, then picked her up and stuffed her completely into the sack.

"Well?!"

After tying the mouth of the sack tightly, Hu Tao turned around and ran, doing it in one go without any pause, leaving Yaoyao and Qiqi lying on the bench staring at each other.

"Oh no! Sister Xiaoya has been kidnapped!"

Yaoyao came to her senses and started to panic, but Hu Tao had already run away with the sack, and Yaoyao had no way of catching up.

"I, I'll go find Master for help! Qiqi, don't worry, go back to Bubulu first, it's dangerous outside."

Yaoyao gave Qiqi some instructions and quickly turned around to run to Grandma Ping.

Qiqi sat there in a daze and took out her little notebook.

[Hutao, red, with plum blossom eyes, wants to bury Qiqi, so you have to hide when you see her]

[Xiao Ya, blue, with big sleeves, saved Qi Qi from the bag, a good person]

"The bad guys wanted to bury Qiqi, and the good guys who saved Qiqi were captured..."

"Xiaoya, there is danger!"

After realizing all this, Qiqi suddenly became panicked.

……

'I was...kidnapped?'

The whole person was curled up in the sack, Nangong Ya was a little confused.

Because she was trapped from the beginning, she didn't even know who kidnapped her. She just could feel that the other person was carrying her and running very fast.

"Damn it. I am a genuine demon god after all. How dare you kidnap me? I will punch you..."

"Hehehe, this hall master is so lucky~"

Just when Nangong Ya was about to use brute force to break out of the bag, she suddenly heard Hu Tao's voice in her ears.

'Is it walnut?'

'Why did she kidnap me?'

"Wait... I think I'm wearing Qiqi's hat, she didn't see it clearly, did she?"

"Well, I won't go out for now. I'll see what her expression is later, hehe..."

After thinking for a while, Nangong Ya finally understood why the person who kidnapped her was Hu Tao. Now she was no longer in a hurry to leave.

In this way, Hu Tao carried Nangong Ya in a sack all the way, avoided the Thousand Rocks Army in Liyue Harbor, and successfully arrived in the mountains and forests in the suburbs.

You don't have to worry about being disturbed here.

But what surprised Hu Tao was that Qi Qi didn't struggle much today. Did she just accept her fate?

Shaking his head, Hu Tao didn't think too much. He put down the sack containing "Qiqi" and picked up the shovel he had prepared in advance to start digging the hole.

……