Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

As the eldest daughter of the Kamisato family, Kamisato Ayaka is naturally not someone who has never seen the world, but the various fairy mechanisms in the house are indeed strange.

Even before Inazuma closed off the country, the things coming from Sumi Fontaine were not as magical as this.

"Look, this is an induction cooker... although it doesn't use induction... anyway, it's something that can cook without lighting a fire."

Nangong Ya pointed at the induction cooker in the kitchen and introduced it to Kamisato Ayaka.

The reason why it is called an induction cooker despite its different working principle is because it was made according to Nangong Ya's memory.

"Well, go sit in the living room for a while. I'll make dinner and it will be ready soon."

After introducing the magical mechanism in the kitchen to Kamisato Ayaka, Nangong Ya turned around and pointed towards the living room.

"If it's cooking, I can help."

"No, no, you're a guest, just sit over there."

Nangong Ya quickly shook her head and refused Kamisato Ayaka's help.

Ever since she was knocked out by Hu Tao's meal just after leaving the seal, Nangong Ya would subconsciously think about whether the other person could cook when she heard these familiar people say they wanted to cook.

Although the girl in front of me is the eldest daughter of the Kamisato family, she is the kind of person who will blow up the pot when cooking. Maybe it would be more appropriate to let her make pastries or something, and forget about dinner.

"Ok."

Seeing Nangong Ya’s resistance, Kamisato Ayaka had no choice but to nod helplessly, and followed Nangong Ya’s instructions and sat down in the living room.

The fruit plate on the table in the living room had already been eaten by little Ganyu, leaving only an empty plate, but Kamisato Ayaka's attention quickly fell on the remote control placed next to the plate.

According to Nangong Ya's introduction just now, this is used to control the mechanical TV. As long as it can play the previously filmed scenes on the mechanical TV...

Kamisato Ayaka tried to press the remote control, but suddenly felt that it seemed a little impolite, and hesitated to take her hand back.

"It's done!"

Just at this moment, little Ganyu pushed open the door and walked in. She wrapped a wet towel around her petite body and had her long blue hair draped behind her. It was obvious that her hair was not dry and was still dripping with water.

Behind Xiao Ganyu, Xiao Shenhe also walked in. She was also wrapped in a bath towel, but she also took an extra towel and was carefully drying her long black hair.

"Ganyu, your hair isn't cleaned yet. Don't make the sofa wet. I'll come and wipe it for you after I finish cooking."

Nangong Ya poked her head out of the kitchen and took a look, and found that little Ganyu's hair was still dripping water onto the ground, so she had to remind her.

"Well... let me help her wipe it."

Secretly retracting her hand that was about to press the remote control, Kamisato Ayaka quickly took the initiative to speak.

"Okay, thank you Linghua. Shenhe, go to the bathroom and get a dry towel."

"Oh."

Little Shenhe responded, went to the bathroom, got a dry towel and handed it to Kamisato Ayaka, while little Ganyu also sat obediently on the small stool with his back to Kamisato Ayaka.

Kamisato Ayaka took the towel, stood behind Ganyu and gently wiped her wet long hair.

"Hehe, sister is so gentle~"

Xiao Ganyu said happily, while his other hand reached to the side and picked up the remote control on the table.

"Ah."

Kamisato Ayaka chuckled with a slightly blushing face, her eyes fell on the unicorn horn on Ganyu's head.

"Is this a headdress...I don't think so?"

Just when Kamisato Ayaka was curious, little Ganyu turned on the mechanical TV.

"Ahem, dear audience friends, welcome to the finals of Liyue's first Weakest Demon God Contest!"

There was a sound coming from the TV.

“It’s rice crust!”

Little Ganyu exclaimed, pointing at the yellow furry figure that appeared on the TV.

"Pot crust...?"

Kamisato Ayaka looked at the screen on TV in confusion.

Why does that figure called Guoba seem so majestic...

"The contestant standing next to me, the one on the left is the famous Salt Demon Heulia!"

To the left of Guoba was a girl in a white dress with a gentle smile on her face. She did not complain even though she was dragged into participating in such a strange competition.

"And the contestant on my right is the uncrowned champion of this competition, the Glazed Lily Demon Nangong Ya!"

On the right side of Guoba is Nangong Ya, who has her hands on her hips and a smug look on her face.

"Haha, Xiaoya, if I win, don't forget the food you promised me."

The girl named Heulia explained to Nangong Ya with a smile.

"Of course, but I won't lose to you easily!"

Nangong Ya nodded.

"Xiaoya, aren't you guys competing to see who's weaker?"

Off camera, another girl's voice was heard.

"Ahem, you are a photographer, don't talk carelessly."

"Okay~"

Afterwards, with Guoba's announcement, the game officially began.

"Come on, Sister Xiaoya!"

Seeing this, Xiao Ganyu excitedly cheered for Nangong Ya.

"A competition to see who is weaker... In that case, if you want to win, you have to be weaker than the other party? If you defeat the other party, you lose...?"

Watching the content on TV, Kamisato Ayaka couldn't help but be distracted.

"Haha, I won!"

After a "fierce" fight, Nangong Ya, who did not use elemental power throughout the whole process, was knocked to the ground by the salt block, but she raised her hands and showed a victorious smile.

"This, this doesn't count!"

Heulia didn't expect that even though she had acted like this, Nangong Ya still fell down all of a sudden, which was even more excessive than herself.

"You didn't even use elemental power! I demand a rematch!"

Heulia noticed this and immediately asked Guoba for a rematch.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Heulia, but contestant Nangong Ya doesn't know how to use elemental power."

Guoba shook his head and rejected Heulia's request.

"what?!"

Heulia was a little dumbfounded. How could there be a demon god who couldn't even use elemental power?

Well, this time it's me, Heulia, who loses...

"Humph."

With the help of Guoba, Nangong Ya pushed away the salt block with the power of the salt god that was pressing on her body, stood up proudly and took the trophy of this competition.

"I defeated Heulia this time. According to the agreement before the competition, you need to make a coffin. You are not allowed to deny it..."

"It's time to eat, Linghua, stop watching TV."

The picture on TV reached this point, but Nangong Ya picked up the remote control and turned off the TV.

Only then did Kamisato Ayaka come back to her senses from her shock and found that Nangong Ya had been standing beside her for a long time and seemed to have called her, but she was so fascinated that she did not respond.

"Ah, sorry..."

Her face suddenly turned red, and Kamisato Ayaka lowered her head embarrassedly, allowing Nangong Ya to pull her towards the dining table.

"So, who won, sister? Did Sister Xiaoya win?"

Little Ganyu, who was already sitting at the dinner table and enjoying her meal, swallowed the food in her mouth and looked up to ask Kamisato Ayaka about what had just happened on TV.

"Well, Xiaoya won..."

Kamisato Ayaka nodded and answered.

But she hadn't really digested what she had just learned from the video.

The weakest demon god in Liyue or something...

Although she was very curious about why Nangong Ya knew General Lei Dian, she never thought that she would also be a demon god.

"Great!"

Little Ganyu cheered and then started eating happily again.

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