Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

Under Nangong Ya's guidance, Ying and Paimeng followed her and soon arrived at a mountain range next to Guiliyuan.

There is a tunnel here that has obviously just been dug, and a camp of the treasure-hunting group has been built around it.

"Hehe, I have used my divine power to make a fake treasure map these past two days and secretly handed it to the treasure-stealing group. The road to my house has probably been dug up long ago, but they definitely can't get in."

Looking at the treasure-stealing group's camp next to the tunnel, Nangong Ya smiled wickedly and began to explain to the confused Ying and Paimon.

"Eh? So it can be like this? You are worthy of me!"

Paimon said in surprise.

boom--

At this time, a roar was heard in the tunnel.

"That's the sound of an explosion. It looks like the treasure-stealing group is planning to blow open your front door..."

"Look, they're coming out of the tunnel!"

After the roar, a group of treasure-stealing gangs hurriedly ran out of the tunnel.

"With the immortal's seal, my family should be fine, but I'm still a little unhappy. Sister Ying, go kill them all!"

Nangong Ya pointed at the group of treasure thieves with some dissatisfaction.

Ying naturally would not refuse the employer's reasonable request, and immediately drew out the edgeless sword and rushed forward.

Accompanied by screams, all the treasure-hunting members were knocked to the ground without exception.

Although his life is not in danger, he probably won't be able to get up in a short time.

"Tie them up."

Nangong Ya raised her hand, and the grass elemental power turned into strong vines that quickly tied up all the members of the treasure-stealing team.

"Let's ask the Qianyan Army to come and arrest people after we get back. We'll go in first."

Clapping his hands with satisfaction, Nangong Ya took Ying and Paimon and walked into the tunnel that the treasure-hunting group had dug out in the past few days.

As expected of professionals, the tunnel dug by the treasure-stealing group is not only spacious but also looks very sturdy. Although the explosion just now filled the tunnel with the smell of gunpowder, the tunnel was not seriously damaged.

Going deeper into the tunnel, the three of them finally saw a bronze door that had been blown black.

"Wow, this door is an antique. I was thinking of moving it out and selling it for money, but it was blown into pieces like this!"

Nangong Ya reached out her hand and touched the bronze door with some heartache, wiping away the black ash left by the gunpowder.

Although the bronze door was not damaged in the previous explosion, it left many traces.

Although Nangong Ya felt distressed, she did not dare to rub her hands and restore it. After all, if she did that, it would no longer be an antique.

After wiping off the black ash on the bronze door, Nangong Ya finally found the keyhole. She then carefully took out the key and inserted it. Because the key was also an antique that she planned to sell later, she did not dare to use force when twisting it for fear of breaking it.

pat-

Along with the sound of the mechanism being triggered, the bronze door made a roar and slowly opened forward.

Nangong Ya and Ying took a few steps back, and soon the bronze door was completely opened, revealing the environment inside.

Behind the bronze door is a living room...

"Wait, wait... Is this, an electric fan?"

Walking into the living room, memories of other worlds popped up in Ying's mind. She couldn't help but point at the objects on the table and speak in amazement.

"Oh, this is called a mechanical fan. It is made of mechanical technology. It can blow air as long as it is turned on."

Nangong Ya nodded and explained.

"And this, this is an air conditioner, just turn it on and it will cool down the room."

"And this one, this is a mechanical TV, it can be used with a video recorder to play recorded images."

"This is a refrigerator... Wow? I'd better not open it. The ingredients inside are all spoiled!"

Nangong Ya enthusiastically took Ying's hand and introduced the mechanisms in her home to her. These things were all made for her by Gui Zhong and Liu Yun at her request.

"..."

If it weren't for the distinctive style of the room's decoration and mechanical devices, Ying would have suspected that she had returned to a world she had visited before.

After introducing the living room, Nangong Ya opened the bathroom door.

"Look at this. This is Liu Yun's masterpiece, a mechanical shower head. Water will spray out as long as you turn it on. It can automatically absorb the elemental power from the surroundings."

"Come over here, this is the kitchen, this is the stove, it will light up automatically once it's turned on."

It can be said that there is nothing else in Nangong Ya's house except various mechanical devices that replace electrical appliances.

Ying always felt that every mechanism device was very familiar, and Paimeng kept exclaiming that the effects of these devices were too amazing for her, and she also wanted to put them in the Chen Ge pot.

"So, Xiaoya came here to take all these mechanical devices back?"

After listening to Nangong Ya's basic introduction of the mechanisms here, Ying couldn't help but ask.

Although most of these devices were damaged due to being stored for too long, she felt that she could easily repair them with Nangong Ya's abilities.

"Almost. But the most important thing is..."

Nangong Ya responded and pulled Ying to the last room, which was her bedroom.

Pushing open the door, a blue double bed came into view. There were a lot of sundries in the room, and the bookshelf was filled with some strange mechanisms. Not a single book could be seen.

Nangong Ya pulled Ying to her bedside, then let go of Ying's hand and picked up a purple-gold gourd on the bedside.

“Is this gourd also a mechanism?”

Paimon moved closer curiously. There was no sign of any mechanism on the surface of the gourd. Moreover, it had been placed here for thousands of years, but it was still round and bright and had never been covered with dust, which was enough to show its extraordinaryness.

"It's not a mechanism, it's a very powerful artifact."

Nangong Ya shook her head, then pulled out the lid on the gourd.

"This gourd is called the Purple Gold Red Gourd. As long as I call its name and you respond, you will be immediately sucked into it, and after a moment or two, you will turn into a pool of pus."

Nangong Ya continued to introduce while pointing the gourd mouth at Paimeng:

"Paimon, if I call you, will you answer me?"

"Wah? I don't dare! Don't, don't do that to Paimon...Ah——!"

Paimon waved his hands in horror, but before he could finish his words he was sucked into the gourd with a whoosh.

"...Xiaoya, are you kidding me?"

Seeing Paimon being sucked into the gourd, Ying couldn't help but confirm with Nangong Ya.

"Hey~"

"Actually, this thing is similar to your Chen Ge pot. Ah Ping made it for me, but it's shaped like a gourd."

Seeing that Ying seemed a little worried, Nangong Ya smiled and explained.

"I'm going to Inazuma with you guys soon. In order to avoid being left with nowhere to stay like in Mondstadt, I have to bring my Chen Ge Gourd with me."

After the explanation, Nangong Ya turned the gourd upside down and released Paimon from it.

"Woooa! Traveler!"

Paimon threw himself into Ying's arms in fear, buried his head in Ying's chest and refused to come out.

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