Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Hehe, I guess the young master is secretly blaming you in his heart. You added so much drama to yourself."

Nangong Ya led little Ganyu and little Shenhe, who were holding their big bellies with their hands and looking very satisfied, out of the Liulit Pavilion. Paimeng, who was also holding his bellies, followed behind and laughed.

“I just put in a little bit.”

Nangong Ya spread her hands innocently, took off the bracelets on her hands and the big gold chain around her neck and put them away.

As for the mink stole on my shoulders, even though the weather is not cold now, it won’t look weird if I wear it on.

"Hey, no matter what, the reward that the young master promised has been received. Traveler, Paimon will have a feast tonight!"

"You just ate it!"

Ying immediately held the purse in her arms.

“A feast…”

Hearing about the feast, little Ganyu came over with drooling.

"That's their feast, let's go home and eat it!"

Nangong Ya pulled the little Ganyu away with a resistant look on her face.

In this way, Nangong Ya led little Ganyu and little Shenhe back to the Hall of Rebirth.

The last time she came back to explain to Hu Tao that she was not living at home, she did not bring Ganyu and the others in, so this was the first time Hu Tao and Zhongli saw them.

Zhongli: "..."

"Xiaoya, where did you bring these two children back from?"

Kurumi said as he walked over with some confusion.

Little Ganyu looked up at Hu Tao curiously. Her cute appearance made Hu Tao couldn't help but rub her hair hard. Little Ganyu was so scared that she quickly hid behind Nangong Ya.

"Ahem, they are my friends..."

"Well, since you're Xiaoya's friend, do you want to stay and have dinner with us?"

Before Nangong Ya finished her words, Hu Tao nodded and invited the two cute children.

"want!"

Little Ganyu quickly raised his hands, while little Shenhe covered his stomach and shook his head.

Her digestive ability was obviously not as good as that of little Ganyu who possessed the Eye of God. She could not eat anymore after having just eaten in Liuliting.

"Then come in quickly~"

Hu Tao welcomes little Ganyu and little Shenhe.

Little Ganyu looked around the Hall of the Dead curiously, looked at the golden coffin that was enshrined, and finally trotted to Zhongli who was sipping tea.

"Um...can I drink this?"

Little Ganyu poked her head out, pointed at the brewed tea on the table and asked Zhongli politely.

"can."

Zhongli nodded slightly.

"Thank you!"

Little Ganyu then reached out and picked up the small teacup.

She was thirsty, so she sat down beside him and drank the tea in the cup slowly, blowing on it in small sips.

Zhongli also sipped his tea and observed Ganyu. When he saw the light of the Eye of God on her body, he obviously paid more attention to her.

"...Xiaoya, huh?"

Little Ganyu, who was drinking tea, saw someone sitting next to him and subconsciously called out, but right after he called out, he realized that the person seemed a little different.

"She is my sister Nangong Cai, you can just call her Xiao Cai."

Hearing Xiao Ganyu's voice, Nangong Ya immediately came over to explain.

"..."

This damn name made Anthos's fist harden...

Soon, Walnut prepared dinner and Ganyu hurried to the dining table.

"good to eat……"

After everyone arrived, little Ganyu couldn't wait to start eating.

"..."

When picking up the vegetarian abalone that looked quite different, Xiao Ganyu suddenly paused.

For some reason, there was always a voice in her heart telling her not to eat this dish...

"Well, you eat..."

Xiao Ganyu had no choice but to put the food into Nangong Ya’s bowl.

Nangong Ya: “…”

If she remembered correctly, this dish was the one that made her faint after taking a bite.

"Ahem, eat more of the side dishes."

Nangong Ya had no choice but to pass it to Ansos instead.

But before she could put it into Ansos's bowl, Ansos picked it up and hid it, preventing Nangong Ya from succeeding.

The chopsticks stayed in the air for a moment, then Nangong Ya turned it half a circle and placed it in Zhongli's bowl.

"Zhongli, you are a guest of the Wangsheng Hall, and you are also my elder. This is my filial respect to you."

Nangong Ya heaved a sigh of relief after successfully putting the dish into Zhongli's bowl.

"Haha, since you are so filial, I will accept it."

Zhongli chuckled, picked up the piece of vegetarian abalone that looked like a ghost, put it into his mouth and chewed it gently.

In its mouth, the elemental force of rock crushed it like a crusher, leaving only meaningless dust that was silently and invisibly discharged from its mouth and nose.

After tasting Hu Tao's dishes a few times, Zhongli has already mastered amazing skills.

"...?"

Nangong Ya, who was looking expectant, found that Zhongli didn't react at all, and couldn't help but feel confused.

Could it be that Hu Tao's cooking skills have really improved...

Try it…

Nangong Ya carefully picked up another ghost-shaped piece of vegetarian abalone and put it into her mouth.

The next moment, a horrible taste exploded on her taste buds like a giant bouncing bomb. The vegetarian abalone was clearly made with sliced ​​pine mushrooms, but for some reason it was given a horrible taste that was enough to stimulate her taste buds and cause them to malfunction.

"...My life is at risk!"

It was too late to spit it out now, so Nangong Ya decisively rolled her eyes and chose to pass out, so that she could avoid continuing to feel the taste.

“…Xiaoya!”

……

In the midst of a flurry of activity, Nangong Ya was finally sent to Bubulu.

"Well, she probably just ate something poisonous, but her body doesn't have any symptoms anymore. She should be fine in a while."

After checking Nangong Ya's condition, Bai Zhu explained to Hu Tao, who was standing next to him and picking up a lollipop to try to lure Qi Qi over.

"Ouch!"

Qiqi was hiding from Hutao and refused to get close, but little Ganyu jumped up, bit the lollipop in Hutao's hand, and blinked her innocent big eyes at Hutao.

"That's good, as long as she's okay. I didn't expect Xiaoya to be in such poor health. She's already fainted twice..."

Kurumi handed the lollipop to Ganyu and said with relief.

"Is it possible that there is something wrong with the food you cooked?"

Xiao Shenhe suddenly said something while holding the wooden vine spear in both hands.

"…Impossible, absolutely impossible. I have been studying hard for so long! Even the knowledgeable guest Zhongli praised my cooking skills!"

Walnut immediately shook his head to deny it.

Xiao Shenhe didn't reply, but it was obvious that he didn't believe Hu Tao's words at all.

"Xiaoya, you have a stomachache, you are a bad person."

Qiqi, who was hiding on the other side of the bed, also spoke unhappily. She was a little angry when she learned that this was caused by eating something that had walnuts.

"I will try my best to do better next time..."

Seeing that no one believed her, Hu Tao had to speak guiltily.

After a long while, Nangong Ya, who had chosen to faint, slowly woke up.

"Xiaoya, water..."

Qiqi, who was standing by, quickly handed over the kettle.

"Thank you Qiqi..."

Nangong Ya didn't understand the situation yet, but she instinctively took the kettle and drank it down.

"No, why is this boiled water tasteless?"

……