Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

boom--!

On this day, there were many deafening noises in Xingluo Lake.

According to people familiar with the matter, they were having a picnic by the lake when they heard a loud thunder and then saw the blackback bass jump onto the grill by itself.

Such a strange situation attracted the attention of the Knights of Favonius. Cavalry Captain Kaia took the initiative to take over the investigation, but found nothing abnormal.

……

In the next few days, Nangong Ya took little Ganyu and little Shenhe around to play, occasionally calling Klee or Diona, and little Ganyu also ate various foods diligently during the play.

Nangong Ya finally understood how tiring and expensive it was to raise a Paimeng.

"Ganyu, you're still eating. Look at your belly! You've gained weight!"

At the Deer Hunter Restaurant, looking at little Ganyu eating diligently at the table, Nangong Ya pinched her chubby belly in annoyance.

At this time, the fat on Ganyu's belly was already very obvious, and her whole body had become much rounder. The clothes she had originally bought for her looked a little ill-fitting now.

After all, she is not Paimon. It would be strange if she didn't gain weight with such a crazy eating style. She was this fat before.

"Chubby and cute."

Little Ganyu touched her belly and laughed happily.

"But you are a coconut sheep. If you are too fat, you will be slaughtered..."

After looking around and making sure that no one was approaching except Xiao Shenhe, Nangong Ya leaned over to Xiao Ganyu and whispered in her ear.

Little Ganyu, who was originally smiling foolishly, suddenly changed his expression and immediately shrank into a ball, covering his stomach in fear.

"Ganyu is not fat, don't eat me!"

Little Ganyu’s biggest fear is being eaten.

Looking at her shivering appearance, Nangong Ya nodded with satisfaction.

"Don't be afraid Ganyu, I will help you lose weight. As long as you work hard enough, you won't get fatter no matter how much you eat."

After patting little Ganyu's head to comfort her, Nangong Ya decided to take her to lose weight.

"Is it really possible?"

The shivering little Ganyu immediately raised her head when she heard this. Although she was afraid of being eaten, she was unwilling to not eat.

"Of course, I'll take you there after dinner."

Nangong Ya nodded affirmatively.

"Uh-huh!"

Little Ganyu immediately ate harder, aiming to finish all the dishes ordered on the table.

After eating, Nangong Ya took them to find the nearby teleportation anchor point and set off for their destination.

Running wolf collar.

"It's dangerous here, go back quickly."

A boy with silver hair, red eyes and a big sword on his back suddenly blocked the way of the three people.

In his opinion, it was indeed dangerous for three children to come here.

"Oh, it's okay Raize, we're here for something important."

Nangong Ya patted the boy on the shoulder, took Xiao Ganyu and Xiao Shenhe and walked around and continued on.

"..."

Xiao Shenhe nervously gripped the wooden vine spear. She always felt that there were some wild beasts nearby staring at them.

Although they have no offensive intent, they can still make people nervous.

"You know me?"

Lei Ze followed with some concern.

"I heard Ying talk about you. She was here last time."

Nangong Ya explained to Lei Ze that of course she made up this sentence, but Ying did come here with Dainsreb last time and saved the remaining soul of the wolf by the way.

"Is it the traveler? Did she ask you to come?"

After hearing Nangong Ya's words, Lei Ze, who was struggling over whether to stop her, suddenly gave up the idea.

Nangong Ya brought little Ganyu and little Shenhe and soon arrived at the trial site in Benlang Territory. Many huge scratches and gaps could be seen around, which were probably left by previous trials.

There is a big sword stuck in the trial field. If you touch it, the trial will start. Andrius, the lord of Rune Wolf, will never refuse a trial.

"You guys are here for the trial?"

Seeing Nangong Ya and the others approaching, Lei Ze quickly stopped them again.

"Well, my Klee is short of Zhouben materials."

Nangong Ya nodded and gave an answer that left Lei Ze a little confused.

"Anyway, you don't have to worry about us. We know the trial is dangerous, and we are here for her."

Nangong Ya patted Lei Ze on the shoulder and pushed Lei Ze aside, who wanted to speak but didn't know how to start.

"Ganyu, go touch that sword."

Handing the Bow of Amos to Ganyu, Nangong Ya pointed at the sword stuck in the ground of the trial field.

"Ok."

Little Ganyu didn't understand what the trial was. After taking the bow of Amos, he walked up and touched the sword obediently.

woo-

A wolf howl suddenly sounded, and the entire trial field became dim. A giant blue and white wolf slowly walked out, with blue light emitting from its eyes.

The lord of the Running Wolves [Andrius] is also the king wolf of the north wind [Boreas]. Andrius should be the name of the former demon god, but now it is just a remnant soul guarding the Running Wolf Territory.

"..."

Looking up at Andrius who was walking towards him, little Ganyu turned around blankly, then quickly pounced on Nangong Ya.

"Oooooh, how scary!"

Little Ganyu hid in Nangong Ya's arms, while little Shenhe held the wooden vine spear tightly and looked at Andrius vigilantly.

"Leize, what's going on? Did these three girls trigger the trial?"

After taking a look at the three harmless girls including Nangong Ya, Boreas could only ask Lei Ze next to him.

"They are the traveler's friends. I dare not force them to stop me. Please calm down."

Lei Ze had no choice but to explain to Andrius.

"The traveler's friend..."

Andrius was silent for a moment. If the traveler had not arrived last time, it would have been difficult for it to deal with the erosion of the abyss, so it did not want to embarrass the girls in front of it.

"Well, actually I came to you to make a deal with you."

Touching Ganyu's head in her arms to comfort her, Nangong Ya then looked up at Andrius and explained.

"Transaction? Haha, tell me about it."

Andrius didn't think he had anything to trade with others, but he still asked Nangong Ya to talk about it.

"It's like this. My Ganyu has gained weight recently. I would like you to chase her around for a few laps so she can lose weight."

Nangong Ya pushed the comforted little Ganyu out of her arms and asked her to turn around and face Andrius.

Xiao Ganyu: “…”

Andrius: “…”

"Wow, Ganyu will be eaten..."

Little Ganyu turned his head and looked at Nangong Ya with grievance.

"And in exchange, I will help you complete your remaining soul."

Nangong Ya touched little Ganyu's head and continued to explain to Andrius.

Although she was not sure whether she could revive Andrius, she was sure that she could at least complete his remaining soul.

"How can you possibly complete my remaining soul..."

Before Andrius could finish his words, he saw Nangong Ya muttering something and squatting down, rubbing her hands.

With both hands pressed on the ground, white light instantly filled the trial field.

Over the past thousands of years, the traces left by countless trial warriors and wolf kings disappeared in the white light, and the entire trial field looked as if it had just been built.

"Well, now you believe it?"

After demonstrating her strength, Nangong Ya then asked Andrius.

"..."

“Wow! Help! Don’t chase Ganyu, ahhhh——!”

Although she really wanted to hide in Nangong Ya's arms, and although Nangong Ya told her that she would never be hurt, when she saw Andrius approaching, little Ganyu didn't dare to stay there and ran away in fear.

Andrius followed behind at a speed that was too fast to catch up with Little Ganyu, and he had to watch out for Little Ganyu to avoid falling down while running...

“Hunting coconut sheep.”

Sitting on Andrius's back, Xiao Shenhe held high the wooden vine spear in his hand.

"Don't poke me..."

Nangong Ya, who was holding little Shen He in her arms, shrank her neck and was almost stabbed by the wooden vine spear.

"Come on, Ganyu! Once you lose weight you can continue to eat whatever you want!"

Then Nangong Ya continued to cheer for Xiao Ganyu.

"Wow, Ganyu is about to be eaten!"

"Come on, Ganyu! You can definitely lose weight!"

"Woo woo! Ganyu won't eat anymore! Save me!"

……

Watching two girls riding on the Wolf Lord chasing another girl, Lei Ze was a little confused for a moment. He stood there blankly for a long time without reacting.

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