Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

On a bench somewhere in Mondstadt, a drunken teenager named Wendy was sleeping soundly, showing no signs of waking up despite the noise around him.

"Baba...Where's Tevarin? Tevarin didn't come back..."

Little Doolin pushed Wendy's shoulder anxiously, but failed to wake him up as he had a good sleep quality after drinking.

On the other side, Nangong Ya comforted little Tevarin, and then took little Ganyu and little Shenhe to the Cat's Tail Tavern.

"Why are you back? And you brought some kids with you! Don't bring kids to the tavern!"

Diona, who was mixing cocktails, paused and looked at Nangong Ya in disbelief.

"Hey, if I come alone, I'll be worried because no one will take care of them."

Nangong Ya, holding little Tevarin in her arms, stuck out her tongue and explained that she missed Diona's dissatisfied tone towards her.

"Besides, they're all playing the Seven Summonings over there, I can come and play too."

Nangong Ya glanced at the guests in the Cat's Tail Tavern, and then she became confident.

Since the last dragon disaster, in order to find a way to make the sales of Cat's Tail Tavern exceed that of "Angel's Gift", she introduced a card board game called Seven Summonings from Xumi.

Nowadays, especially during the day, many customers come here to play a game of Seven Sages with others. Of course, this does not conflict with drinking. After all, you need to say the effects of the cards when playing cards, and you will feel dry mouth if you play for a long time.

"Hmph, whatever you want, go have fun, I'll find you after get off work."

Diona could only snort and continue to concentrate on mixing the drinks.

"Okay, go ahead and get busy. I'll teach them how to play cards first."

Nangong Ya took Xiao Ganyu and Xiao Shenhe to find a place to sit down and began to teach them how to play the Seven Saints Summons.

Although Nangong Ya was not very good at it, she still remembered the basic rules of the game. She was very confident when facing three little kids who were just starting out.

"I won."

Xiao Shenhe ruthlessly launched a final normal attack, clearing the health of Nangong Ya's last character card to zero.

"..."

Nangong Ya left the stage in a daze and sat aside, watching Xiao Shenhe slaughter Xiao Ganyu and Xiao Tevarin...

"It's not fun at all!"

Little Ganyu crossed her arms and sat next to Nangong Ya angrily. Nangong Ya had to take out the grapes she had picked before to comfort her.

Of course, I didn’t forget to wash it before giving it to her.

"It's not that I can fight, it's that you guys are too weak."

"Easily defeated three people," Xiao Shenhe said expressionlessly, and then looked at the two people who were playing cards seriously at the next table. She was sure that Nangong Ya and the others' skills were not even as good as those of beginners.

And I am just a beginner.

……

In the evening, Diona finally got off work. She left the tavern with Nangong Ya and the others and went to the nearby Deer Hunter Restaurant.

"So you brought them here for a trip."

Sitting down and listening to Nangong Ya introduce little Ganyu and little Shenhe, Diona nodded in understanding.

"Well, I plan to show them around tomorrow."

Nangong Ya nodded. In addition to taking Xiao Ganyu and the others with her, she also wanted to see places she had never been to.

"Then go ahead and be safe."

Diona nodded, then couldn't help but look down at little Tevarin lying on the table.

She had also heard about this young dragon, but the bard always reeked of alcohol, so Diona went to see a dragon training show once and never went again.

"Ow..."

Little Tevarin lay comfortably on the table. Little Ganyu stroked its back with her chubby little hands and occasionally put washed grapes into its mouth.

It always felt that life here was much more comfortable than following Wendy. Not only did Wendy not feed it, she also always loved to give it wine to drink.

"Come to think of it, you also have the Eye of God..."

Although she had noticed the Grass-type God's Eye on Nangong Ya's chest a long time ago, Diona only had the opportunity to mention it now.

"Hehe, how about it, isn't it awesome!"

When the Eye of God was mentioned, Nangong Ya showed a proud expression again.

"Huh, everyone has the same thing."

Diona snorted and turned her head away.

On the other side, Xiao Shenhe's eyes fell on Diona's tail. She found that Diona's tail always moved unconsciously when she was talking.

"ah?!"

Diona was startled by the feeling on her tail and turned around to find that it was Xiao Shenhe who grabbed her tail.

"Let go of your tail! It's so rude to grab someone's tail all of a sudden!"

Diona shouted at the little Shenhe with a red face, protecting her tail with both hands and trying to pull it back.

"It's a real tail, not just a decoration."

Watching Diona pull her tail back, Xiao Shenhe tilted her head slightly.

"Humph, of course they're not decorations. The ears and tail are the symbols of the Katzlein family."

Holding the tail in her arms, Diona didn't bother too much with a child.

"Is that so?"

Little Shenhe looked thoughtfully at little Ganyu who was teasing little Tevarin.

……

"What? You said Tevarin was sold to Solstice!"

After hearing the explanation from the bartender Charles, Wendy, who was already a little worried because little Tevalin had not returned, confirmed it in astonishment.

"Ah, yes. A passing winter merchant took a fancy to the dragon and bought it at a high price."

Charles, who was mixing cocktails, had been preparing for this sentence for a whole day. He nodded and replied to Wendy, without any sign of lying.

"Woo, Baba is a fool, Tevarin is gone woo!"

Little Durin, who was lying on Wendy's shoulder, immediately burst into tears. Little Tewarin was his best friend.

"..."

After confirming that little Tevarin was not in the Angel's Gift, Wendy took little Durin out of the tavern and began to use the wind in Mondstadt to sense little Tevarin's presence.

"Tevalin is really not in Mondstadt..."

Wendy felt that this problem seemed a bit serious...

……

Just when Wendy couldn't find little Tevarin, at Diona's house in Clear Spring Town.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect you to come to Mondstadt so soon, and bring so many friends with you. Come on, come on, sit down, and have some food together."

Nangong Ya's arrival made Duraf, who was drinking, laugh out loud, and then he invited Nangong Ya, Xiao Ganyu and the others.

"Damn old man, we just came back after eating, and why are you drinking again!"

Diona glared angrily at Olaf and Duraf who were drinking.

“These barbecues are delicious, better than any I’ve ever had!”

Little Ganyu sat down at the table without hesitation, happily eating the barbecue on the table, even though she had just had a hearty meal at the Deer Hunter Restaurant not long ago...

"Haha, as long as you like it, little sister. These meats are all specialties of our Qingquan Town. You can't eat them in Liyue."

Hearing Xiao Ganyu's praise, Duraf said proudly, and then took another sip of the wine in his hand.

Although he has not yet been able to sell Qingquan Town's meat products to Liyue Harbor, he is 100% confident in his own meat.

"Stinky dad told you to stop drinking!"

Seeing this scene, Diona rushed forward and snatched the bottle from Durave.

Although he was already drunk, Duraf was still a little sober. He smiled awkwardly and didn't dare to drink any more, otherwise Diona would scratch him.

"Come on, don't worry about my stinky dad. I'll go clean up a room for you."

After hiding the wine bottle, Diona reminded Nangong Ya and the others.

……

(ps: Le, forgot the timer and sent it directly)