Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

In the evening, Wuwangpo.

"Traveler, it's so eerie here. Will this commission we've received be dangerous?"

Walking on the gloomy Wuwangslope, Paimeng nervously hid in Ying's arms.

"But it pays five hundred thousand Mora."

Ying was not afraid at all. She had to take on a lot of tasks to earn this amount of Mora!

Although I made 5000 million Mora by selling the Emperor doll to Keqing last time, if I don’t work hard, it might be eaten by Paimeng one day.

"That's right, but if something unclean jumps out, you must protect Paimon!"

Upon hearing the reward for this commission, Paimon suddenly perked up.

Soon, they arrived at the location mentioned in the commission.

To their surprise, there were two acquaintances here...

"Eh? Zhongli and Xiaoya! Why are you here?"

Two familiar faces appeared in front of Ying and Paimon. Paimon asked in surprise with his eyes wide open, then rubbed his eyes to make sure it was not an illusion.

"Because the mission you accepted is the commission I issued."

Nangong Ya spread her hands. Since she didn’t know where Ying and Paimon had gone and couldn’t find them for the time being, she had no choice but to go to the Adventurer’s Association to post a commission. After all, Ying went there every day.

"So that's it..."

Paimon nodded, and then he and Ying looked at the golden coffin placed on the ground behind the two of them.

They had seen this coffin in the Hall of Rebirth before, and according to Hu Tao, it was the hall's treasure.

"This coffin is... Could our commission be related to this coffin?"

Ying walked forward to look at the golden coffin and asked with some confusion.

Paimon sniffed curiously, and she smelled the scent of Mora from the coffin...

"Well, she asked you to come here to help with the funeral."

Zhongli nodded and explained. At this time, some objects needed for the funeral were placed around the golden coffin, such as some paper Mora.

"Funeral? Whose funeral? I smell a strong scent of Mora on the coffin. Are you going to bury Mora?"

Paimon asked curiously. She was still very confident about her nose, at least when it came to food and Mora.

"Oh, that's the girl from last night."

Nangong Ya explained that Ansos had been stuffed into the golden coffin by her and Zhongli since last night.

"Ah? Xiaoya, did you... did you kill her?"

Although he was an enemy, the timid Paimon was still frightened.

"No, she's alive and well in there. I'm not the kind of bad guy who kills people at random."

Nangong Ya spread her hands and continued to explain.

However, her words scared Paimeng so much that he suddenly crawled into Ying's arms.

"You're going to bury her alive? Wouldn't that be even more horrifying!"

Paimon hid in Ying's arms and didn't dare to raise his head.

Ying also looked at the golden coffin with some surprise, but no matter how hard she tried, she could not see through the golden coffin and could not tell whether there was really someone inside.

Sister-in-law, I'm sorry, but I'm a good person...

"That's nothing. Look at Lao Zhong next to me. He has buried many people alive under Guyun Pavilion. He is extremely professional."

Nangong Ya raised her hand above her head and patted Zhongli's shoulder, speaking nonchalantly.

Zhongli was silent for a moment and did not refute.

"Oh, yeah, if that girl last night was a demon, it would make sense to seal her up..."

Nangong Ya’s words brought Paimeng back to her senses, and she could accept it.

Although the girl looked pitiful last night, she was a demon after all...

"Now that you understand, stop talking nonsense and let me assign tasks."

Nangong Ya clapped her hands and began to assign tasks.

"Zhongli will be in charge of directing the funeral. Sister Ying, you and I will carry the coffin together. Paimeng, just follow my instructions and burn paper money on the side."

After assigning the matters, Nangong Ya rolled up her sleeves and walked to the coffin.

"So the mission asked me to come here just to move the coffin..."

Ying was speechless and turned to look at Zhongli for confirmation.

"Well, don't underestimate this coffin. It is too heavy for a mortal to bear, and it cannot be moved except by the power of a demon god."

Zhongli nodded in confirmation.

Even though Nangong Ya carried it easily before, in fact its weight is far beyond the imagination of ordinary people, and it sank three inches when it fell to the ground.

Apart from Ying, it was indeed difficult to find good people to carry the coffin together.

"Okay, then I understand."

Ying finally understood, and then spread out her light wings and showed her strongest state at present.

"Ah."

"The time has come, open the coffin—"

Under Zhongli's command, Nangong Ya and Ying lifted the golden coffin together, one after the other, and slowly walked towards the pit that had been dug in advance.

"Woooooooo..."

While burning Paper Mora, Paimon took out an onion and forced tears to cooperate.

"Buried."

Soon, the golden coffin was placed steadily in the big pit, and Nangong Ya and Ying quickly climbed out, picked up shovels and began to fill the pit.

Not long after, the pit was completely filled, and Nangong Ya stepped on it again to compact the soil.

Zhongli also lit three incense sticks and slowly inserted them in front of the nameless tombstone.

At this point, the burial ceremony is over...

Rumble——!

It suddenly started to rain heavily, and a loud thunder made the already gloomy environment of Wuwangpo even more terrifying.

"The coffin is opened and buried, a monument is erected to commemorate the deceased. The deceased is gone, and the heaven and earth are witnesses..."

Zhongli announced softly, then turned back to look at Nangong Ya.

Just as he expected, Nangong Ya was wrapped in the emerald green grass elemental force and flew slowly into the air uncontrollably.

"Xiaoya, what's wrong?"

Paimon looked up at Nangong Ya who was flying into the air, and asked Zhongli in astonishment. Ying next to him also looked at Zhongli with some concern.

"The heaven and earth acknowledged the death of the one in the coffin. The glazed lilies worshipped the birth of the king. She was about to become complete."

As Zhongli spoke, he looked up at Nangong Ya who had already flown under the thunderclouds.

She was able to survive the Demon War and live to this day because of this method.

Burial in a coffin represents the death of the deceased, which is a rule naturally recognized by heaven and earth. However, if one wants to deceive heaven and earth, a golden coffin that can block all perception is also indispensable.

"..."

In the air, Nangong Ya couldn't help but raise her left and right hands.

On his left hand, there was not the "Nangong Wenya Template", but the purifying power that he had when he was born, gathered on it.

On the right hand, a feeling of being able to communicate with the outside world gradually gathered black air.

The power to purify all forces within this world, and the power to attract forces from outside this world to erode this world, the combination of the two is the power possessed by the Glazed Lily Demon.

Just like the nature of the glass lily, laughter and beautiful singing will make it bloom, while rumors and curses will make it wither.

She can be the guardian of Teyvat against all erosion, or she can be the destroyer that erodes Teyvat and causes its destruction.

Yin Yang Demon...

The Lord of Glazed Lily...

Only at this moment did Nangong Ya finally know her true identity.

The so-called yin and yang does not refer to the light and darkness of Teyvat, but to the forces of positive and negative.

"So Zhongli means that Xiaoya can use Purification with one hand and the Power of the Abyss with the other hand in the future?!"

Below, after listening to Zhongli's explanation, Paimon's eyes widened in surprise, and he couldn't help but think of this scene in his mind...

Facing the enemy, Nangong Ya raised her right hand and said, "Surrender to the abyss!" Then she raised her left hand and said, "The bad guys have been driven away!" Then she raised her right hand again and said, "Surrender to the abyss!" Then she raised her left hand, right hand, right hand, left hand...

What a terrible torture!

Rumble——!

The fierce thunder struck the grass elements around Nangong Ya, but did not hurt Nangong Ya. Instead, it put her into an intense state, and she felt full of strength.

"Purify!"

The power of the Yin-Yang Demon God, the purifying side can purify all the power in this world...

As Nangong Ya raised her left hand, the thunderclouds instantly dissipated in the white light.

Compared to the purification ability that Nangong Ya obtained from the dead system, although the power is not as omnipotent and does not have the ability to rejuvenate, it has the advantage of distance that it can be activated remotely without touching it.

After purifying the thunderclouds in the sky, Nangong Ya slowly descended from the sky. Now she could fly without the Wings of Wind.

"Congratulations."

"Congratulations, Xiaoya!"

As Zhongli looked up, Paimon and Ying clapped their hands and congratulated him.

"Hey, now I feel like I'm really good at fighting. I can defeat Osser with one punch!"

Nangong Ya grinned and put her hands on her hips triumphantly. She was still in an agitated state and had the illusion that she could beat Osel with one punch.

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