Live broadcast: Take our ancestors to see modern China

When everyone heard this, they asked, "liberal arts students and science students?"

They understand literature, but does science refer to the numerical aspects?

After all, most of them are engaged in the education industry. Although people need to pay for food, clothing, housing and transportation, there are also people in charge of that.

[It is obviously the same world, but in the eyes of liberal arts students and science students, it is a completely different style.

One second I was attracted and yearning for the romance described by the liberal arts students, and the next second I was defeated by the rationality of the science students. I felt like a fool. 】

[A netizen simply posted some photos and videos of himself traveling, and when a liberal arts student saw them, he was immediately possessed by the immortal poet.

Henan Talent: The breeze blows through the world, and the nine twists and turns are soul-stirring. It seems like a distant guest in the world, but there is no such fairy in the world.

Talented man from Jiangsu: The hanging bridge does not tremble with lofty ambitions, and he dares to sew the Qingchuan River.

Just two sentences gave many people goosebumps.

How can we miss Song Dynasty poetry if we have Tang poetry?

The hanging bridge is leisurely, carrying the green-clad person.

The girl in green is so vague, like a fairy.

The fairy looked sad as she gazed at the distant mountains.

The distant mountains are winding, passing Yinchuan. 】

(Chuci√)

When people from various dynasties saw this, they thought, wow, it turns out that all those crazy things on the Internet are just jokes from those people present here.

This poem is quite good. The structure and artistic conception are all right. It really underestimates future generations.

But think about it, if there are really so many idle people in the future, how can a society where everyone reads come about? How can the future generations who can go through ten years of hard study be as miserable as they say?

Everyone also began to appreciate it. After all, they were their juniors, so they just treated it as a random check on their homework.

Leng Xiaoyun thought of the Tang and Song poems he had memorized when he was in school. As expected, his blood had awakened when he grew older, and the charm of those poems was now emanating strongly.

Sure enough, Chinese is very interesting as long as it is not studied in the classroom.

And this is not over yet, the video continues.

Even primary school students were inspired and expressed their feelings:

There are so many mountains and so much grass, I can only blame myself for not studying enough. 】

Everyone smiled faintly. After all, they were still young and had limited knowledge to learn.

In response to this, the young masters of Shangxuetang said: Haha! I don’t usually look like this when I teach them homework, tsk~~

[If there were really netizens in the Tang Dynasty, there would be more than 300 Tang poems.

However, the appearance of science students suddenly changed the style of the painting.

One second we were dreaming about the Tang Dynasty, and the next second we were pulled back to reality. 】

As soon as the ancients read the description, they knew the protagonist had appeared and wanted to see what kind of analysis this science student had.

When most people see such beautiful scenery, shouldn’t they all improvise a song?

But soon, their questions were answered.

And I think it is absolutely right. It really cannot escape the punishment of science.

[Science student: This picture was synthesized later to show the view from that perspective. It is impossible to build a bridge at that height.

The bridge seems to be broken, with only a wooden plank underneath. [Image]

The circled area is a convex bank with fertile soil and river depositional landform. The lower soil of the opposite convex bank replenishes the convex bank. There are many mayflies on the convex bank (suitable for fishing), which provide sufficient nutrition for the fish.

There is a person standing on the bridge. If he falls off, there will be another grave. 】

Well, after a heated discussion, everyone said, how come he is so professional.

Just with a picture and a video, he was able to find many flaws.

You really are the most rational person and are allergic to romance, right?

The ancestors were resentful. Before that, they were immersed in the beautiful scenery, but the next moment they were taught a lesson by the human world in terms of time and space.

[Even five-star reviewer Ike Arthur said this. Sure enough, in the eyes of liberal arts students, everyone is a lover; in the eyes of science students, everyone is a fool. Liberal arts students can draw pie in the sky, while science students can draw a circle.]

『/Nothing can be done/: [A picture of a butterfly resting on a hand]

Liberal arts student: "Would you be willing to turn into a butterfly, with a lifespan of only a few days, in exchange for seeing him?"

"Yes I do"

Science student: Tietie, I love to tell you the truth, your hands are probably too sweaty, this kind of butterfly is a carrion eater. 』

『/Bing Lingze/: What does the world look like in the eyes of a person who practices both arts and science?

Reply:

/Liao Xiaoding/: The fake painting shows an immortal on the top of a broken bridge. He slipped and fell at dawn, and a stone grew among the grass.

『/Game Master/: Liberal Arts Student: Is the falling of leaves caused by the wind, or is it the tree's unwillingness to keep them?

Science students: It’s the effect of abscisic acid.

Liberal arts students: The quilt has just been dried in the sun and still has a scent of the sun.

Science student: That was the smell of the mite corpses (pigment decomposition)

『/人间清欢乐/: Why do flames always float towards people during sacrifices?

Liberal arts student: It’s very strange. Wherever people stand, the flames will float in that direction. It burned me so much that I turned my face away to avoid it… I wonder if it’s because they are separated by life and death, and it’s taboo for them to touch each other, so it hurts so much when they touch my face…

When the wind takes shape, it means that old friends are reluctant to leave.

Science student: The temperature at the position where people are located is higher than other positions, so the air pressure is high and there is an updraft. [Attached image]

"/Hey hey hey/: The sky has applied a suppository, and the golden clouds cannot be stopped. 】

『/小衰/: Little-known fact: Du Fu is the only person in history who died of overeating during a war. 』

……

The ancestors looked at the familiar critic and wondered why it was him again? Is this foreigner so popular?

It was not until the ancient people who had watched the War to Resist U.S. Aggression and Aid Korea that they understood who this person was. Of course, this is a story for later.

Now people just think that this is a character template for future generations to edit videos.

And Du Fu, who was told of his death: !!!

Not only was he living a miserable life in his old age, but he also had to flee and die of starvation?!

And this was broadcast live to all the world, it was so embarrassing.

His colleagues and friends nearby just patted him silently to express their comfort.

The audience watched the wonderful speeches of science students from various provinces in the comment section, and finally understood that some things in life are not about ghosts and gods, but are explained in a truthful and scientific way.

Ancestors: What a novel way of answering ~

Although they couldn't understand some of the symbols in the drawings, they knew that this was the reason why things happened, which was much more reliable than believing in Buddha and worshiping gods.

There was even a breakthrough point using the person in the picture, with formulas for weight, floor space, and pressure coming out to tell people how to stand on the cliff more safely. No one understood the pressure, but the last sentence, "Think about how to deal with the aftermath," silenced everyone.

Okay, okay, they are still studying hard, but in the end, they still have no chance of making a living, right?

So, why go to such a dangerous place?

Everyone suddenly realized that it would be better not to go to dangerous places.

Everyone: We were almost led astray by people from later generations. We really tried to calculate the probability of falling.

……

While the ancients were still discussing, the content of the light curtain had quietly changed.

After seeing the drastically changed title of the book, everyone felt dizzy.

[When netizens changed the world famous works into online articles, the merits and virtues were lost again, which was funny]