Live broadcast: Take our ancestors to see modern China

【Animal Spirit Series Fantastic Beasts】

Everyone looked in disbelief, it was just a small animal, how could it talk?

As a result, the dubbing by later generations made them unable to hold back, it looked... quite similar to that real thing?

It’s still the familiar alpaca, still the familiar being beaten.

In the picture, an alpaca was seen being strangled by the neck by a security guard.

【“Outsiders can’t spit. Outsiders can’t spit! Remember! Remember! Remember!”

The security guard shook the alpaca in his hand frantically.

"Remember! Remember!"

"remember?"

As soon as the man asked, the alpaca immediately revealed his true identity.

"Who should I spit on then?"

"Who are you vomiting?!"

"How would I know who to spit on?"

The alpaca turned his face away, trying to get away from the security guard's clutches.

"Spit local! Spit local! Local! Local! Local! Spit local!"

“I know, I know!!”

"But how can I tell whether he is from the local area or from outside?"

"You...you can't listen to the accent, the accent, the accent! Listen to the accent! Listen to the accent! Listen to the accent!"

“Wait…wait…wait…wait…wait!”

"you say."】

Everyone couldn't help laughing. Even though, maybe the meaning was not bad, the dubbing was really too funny.

Many children are concerned about appearance and think that this alpaca is not as good-looking as the last one they saw. That alpaca was white and clean, but this one is so dark~

The alpaca spits in the face, but the man holding it like this is not afraid that it will turn around and spit at him again. Some people just watch the fun and don't mind making trouble.

But when I saw the conversation between the man and the object later, I was really happy.

The person who did the dubbing took great pains to do it, but the picture was very well coordinated and it really looked like that.

[“Hey~ You bastard~ This…”

Before he could finish his words, the conversation was restarted.

"You can't spit! You can't spit. You can't spit! You can't spit! Henan cousin, Henan cousin!!"

"I know, I know. Wait a minute, then... pretty boy! You are so awesome!"

"This is not okay! This is not okay! This is not okay! Guangdong, Guangdong!!"

"Then...cousin, I'm out~~"

"This is not okay, this is not okay!!! This is not okay! Cousin from Guangxi! Cousin from Guangxi!"】

The ministers who were distracted and listening to the scene behind the curtain could hardly hold back their smiles, but in response to the scrutiny of the emperor, they bowed their heads seriously and devoted themselves to discussing state affairs, without showing any trace of their gossipy nature.

Everyone was chattering their teeth, and everything seemed peaceful.

I felt so sorry for the alpaca. I guess his brains were all shaken apart. What's so good about it? It's taller than other cats and dogs, but it's not a mule or a horse. It's probably just for fun.

In the Tang Dynasty, Princess Li Lizhi accompanied Empress Zhangsun in the harem, laughing at the funny alpacas.

"Mother, you see how interesting people are. Although the animals' speech is fake, it looks like the animals and humans are really talking in this video."

Empress Changsun stroked her daughter's hair and smiled gently.

Although they cannot contact each other in the future, they can still collect reliable information from Tianmu on weekdays, which can be regarded as a reliable guarantee for the future. The second brother has been busy with the shipbuilding business these days, and she should also assist the six palaces to stabilize the rear for him.

Thinking of this, Empress Chang Sun also stood up and walked out.

Li Tai was eating cakes and was not quarreling or making any noise with his sister Li Lizhi in the hall. Now everything was warm and harmonious.

Qing Dynasty, Qianlong stared at the musket in his hand. Although it was still a long time before the demise of the Qing Dynasty, he aspired to be the greatest emperor of all time. Naturally, he did not want to be branded as a tyrant, not to mention being repeatedly blamed by future generations.

Although he looked down upon such fancy ideas, he believed that it would always be useful to try to improve them. He summoned his ministers and asked them if anyone could make a weapon as powerful as the guns of later generations. He would reward them greatly.

For this reason, he only conquered the south of the Yangtze River a few times. Qianlong felt that he had worked hard for the Qing Dynasty, and pacifying Dzungar was his greatest achievement, which expanded the territory of the Qing Dynasty.

……

[Alpaca collapses: "Who should I spit on? Who should I spit on?!"

"Who are you spitting at? Spit at the locals! Those who speak Northeastern dialect, speak Northeastern dialect! Speak Northeastern dialect! Speak Northeastern dialect!"

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! You've confused me. How do you say this in Northeastern dialect?"

"Northeast! What do you say? What do you say? What do you say?"

"Hey mom! What are you doing? This is Northeastern dialect, remember? Remember? Remember?!"

"Remember, remember."

Finally, the alpaca escaped from the evil hands that held it hostage.

And it was also successfully brainwashed, and the only thing left in its mind was:

"Don't spit out people who speak Northeastern dialect"]

The audience just felt that it was all in vain and all the talk was in vain.

But after being shaken like this, who would remember where to vomit? In the end, Northeast China had to bear it all, hahaha.

『/夏虫/:Alpaca: I have never been so speechless in my life. 』

"/Chen Nuo/: The last sentence is midnight. "

『/Very Sleepy White Rice/: Alpaca: Friend, what is your ID card?

Local: 230………

Alpaca: tui...tu...tui! 』

"/Walking in the Dark/: Facts have proven that being stupid or smart doesn't matter to your head. There was once a joke about a kid who went to buy ingot candles and incense, and kept repeating the same thing all the way. He ended up falling and hitting his head on the way. When he got up, he turned into black bean chili sauce."

"/Xiangjin/: Think about it, didn't Liu Bei also throw his own son Adou down, and ended up making him stupid?"

『/Star/: No, no, no, Adou is just an ordinary person, but he is obedient. In the Three Kingdoms where heroes arose in large numbers, he was able to hold on to Shu Han for nearly thirty years, fighting Sima Zhao for so long with only a 700-word instruction manual left by Zhuge Liang. It's just that this high-end game is too difficult to play.』

"/Cuicuiwan/: Is Ah Dou stupid? If Yue Fei and Yu Qian had such a monarch, they would wake up laughing in their dreams! If they lived in a prosperous era, he would be considered a wise monarch. "

『/Gentle/: Am I the only one wondering if this alpaca vomited the locals in the end? [Laughing and crying]』

……

Three Kingdoms

Liu Bei sat up in shock. What? He had made his own son stupid?!

Looking back, wow, it’s not bad, fortunately there are barrages from later generations, which saved my life!

Zhuge Liang looked at the sky, thinking that the lord's child was too precious to be taken care of, so how could he fall so easily? Dou, which means the North Star in the sky, is the emperor star, and the natural emperor, which shows how much the lord loves him.

Even if he is mediocre, he is much better than those incompetent rulers, and the sky is pointed out.

When everyone saw Yue Fei and Yu Qian, they knew that they were the loyal ministers who had been killed.

We know that Yu Qian and others were killed by the Ming Dynasty's God of War, but what about Yue Fei?

Oh, Li Shimin remembered at this moment that the emperors of previous dynasties had traveled through time, and he was in the Song Dynasty. It seemed that there was still a prodigal son Zhao Gou in the Song Dynasty who had not been introduced. He couldn't help but gloat.

Emperor Group Chat

Li Shimin: @Zhao Kuangyin, it seems that your Song Dynasty is really full of talented people!

Zhu Di: What Li Er said is true. Even in such a situation, you still kill loyal ministers. Are you doing the same as Zhu Qizhen?

Liu Xiu: Emperor Chengzu of the Ming Dynasty, don't forget, this god of war belongs to your family [watch the fun]

Zhu Zhanji: Grandpa, don’t worry. Zhu Qizhen can’t be the emperor in my place!

Zhu Qiyu: ...Grandfather Emperor, Father, please rest assured that my elder brother has been ordered not to leave.

Zhu Yuanzhang: What's the point of keeping him in prison? He should just roll into the ground and keep the soldiers company!

Zhu Qizhen: ...

Zhao Kuangyin: Damn Zhao Gou! Get out of here! You dared to kill Yue Fei? You might as well not sit on the throne!

Zhao Gou: Taizu, no, no, I have already put the treacherous minister Qin Hui in jail. The Northern Expedition is fully handed over to Yue Fei!

Zhao Kuangyin: That’s more like it…