Live broadcast: Take our ancestors to see modern China

[I finally understand that foreigners don’t watch Boonie Bears. This dubbing scares me too, hahahaha]

The people rubbed their eyes and confirmed that there were indeed two bears on the sky, but what did it mean that the bears could talk?

It turns out that this is a cartoon watched by children in later generations. Well, innocent children may really believe that everything in the world can talk.

The children who watched Journey to the West some time ago were very interested in it. It has become a trend and they role-play it from time to time.

[No wonder foreigners don’t like to watch “Boonie Bears, it’s really weird.”

The Chinese version of Bald Man's strong laugh goes like this: "Hehehehehehehehehehehe"

And the English version: "Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho"

And when Xiong Da and Xiong Er do morning exercises, the Chinese version is:

"Three circles to the left, three circles to the right, twist your neck, twist your buttocks, go to bed early and get up early, let's do some exercise";

But the English version: "Ouch, ouch ..."]

Everyone under the sky felt like they were struck by lightning. What on earth had caused them to suffer such torture? Ah! My ears couldn't bear it!

It was like listening to a goose cry.

This mental state is worrying. How did they broadcast it? Aren’t they afraid of scaring children to tears?

Fortunately, it was only a few seconds~~

[It really doesn't seem like a bear haunting, but more like a goose twitching.

And, Guang Tou Qiang's English name is:

"Bare ass"

This is not a one-shot madman, it has a kind of beauty of brain stem loss. Don't watch it when you are in a bad mood, or you may laugh out loud. 】

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that they had to calm down while watching the video. The sudden appearance of the ghost video was a bit too much for them to bear.

It would be better to watch gossip videos, which they are very interested in.

Leng Xiaoyun couldn't escape in time and quickly scrolled down the video.

This is the Boonie Bears that she watched when she was a child. As expected, netizens of all generations will never disappoint, and someone has edited such a crazy video.

But unexpectedly, this was just the beginning, as if some kind of switch had been turned on.

The video content is getting more and more off track.

Even the animated videos use puns.

[There is a kind of park called Laughter Garden;

There are two bells in Xiaoyuan, one is called Chuzhong and the other is called Gaozhong.

To the left of Chu Zhong is a shoe store called the Little Boot Shop, and to the right of Gao Zhong is also a shoe store called the Big Boot Shop;

There are many monks living on campus, called Boot Monks;

The Boots Monk likes to eat candy, which can improve his physical strength and his mental strength.

There are also good friends of Boot Monk in Xiaoyuan, such as Hand Chicken, Zero Lion, Early Carp, etc.

...]

The number of comments on such an abstract thing actually exceeded 100,000. People couldn't help but think that in the future even remote islands would be able to gather people together, not to mention this popular short video.

But it must be said that the above statement is easy to understand, and the learning situation in the lives of later generations is very simple and clear.

There are also some people in the comment section saying "wine-pickled monk", "old lion", and "little born", which are a bit offensive to read.

Students in later generations have their own names at every stage, and they will change their names as they grow older.

[It feels like the world is a giant mental hospital, and it's getting more and more crazy.

The person is crazy, and the novel is crazy too.

[“Young man, do you think I look like a human or a fairy?”

The weasel's question again made Li Wen's forehead begin to sweat. Looking at the weasel that had gradually walked out of the shadows, Li Wen noticed the clothes on the other party, and suddenly his eyes lit up and he opened his mouth to speak.

"Sorry,l don't know what you're talking about."]]

No, why did English pop up?

The ancients laughed and said that the storybooks of later generations were so advanced, what if people couldn’t understand them?

Also, this weasel can actually respond?

[[Weasel: Fellow, do you think l look like a man or a god?]]

A new way to read stories—communicate in a foreign language!

To those who feel offended: It’s well written, just don’t write it next time.

Do they have to translate it themselves? Greater China should speak Chinese. Why do they have to be different?

Just when everyone thought it was over, there was more to come.

At the same time, Ying Zheng and Cao Cao were forced to be tied together again: ???

You people of later generations don't find anything fun to do, right? So you have to make trouble for your ancestors.

【This world has finally become what I want it to be.

——Our dear Qin Shi Huang, his Qin Wang sword is 1.61 meters long

——Psycho, he might as well pick me up and swing me around, I will bite people [smile]

——But you are heavier than the Qin King's sword

——What’s wrong with it being heavier than the Qin Wang Sword? It’s not as heavy as my sword.]

Ying Zheng always kept his sword in his hand, but at this moment, his hand holding the Qin King's Sword loosened slightly.

Ever since the assassination experience, he has also improved his martial arts, and has become more alert to those around him.

But isn’t the focus of later generations a little different? All of them are focused on his sword, which seems to be quite controversial.

"/If you are unhappy, you need to eat candy/: And you, my friend, are not only heavier than Qin Wangjian, you are also shorter than Qin Wangjian. "

『/看海/: I thought of a novel I had read, in which it said that the Qin Wang Jian was 1.61 meters tall, just like holding Cao Cao. Then I couldn't stop laughing in the dormitory late at night.

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/栖迟迟暮/: Cao Cao: Are you polite? 』

『/Ajenjo/: Can the ancestors be resurrected? I am so fed up with English. 』

『/山柳./: So, can he be resurrected? 』

"/Tang Dazhu/: It's better to carry me. You don't even need the sword tassel. I have hair."

"/Jiangbeichi/: The worst thing is that I am not even as good as his sword!

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"/Bingzhu Ni Yueguang/: I will buy a resurrection scroll for our ancestor. Come back to life! My ancestor!! "

"/Ye/: Impossible! The Qin Wang Sword cannot be heavier than me. I am 151,71cm, cm tall, and I can bite people. How can the Qin Wang Sword be better than me? "

……

Very good, the whole screen is filled with comments praising the unspeakable favor of the First Emperor.

The rest of the emperors: I am not envious, I am not jealous! Not at all!!

The First Emperor gave a warm smile to the passionate and sincere words of future generations, with the corners of his lips raised, making his whole face even more handsome.

Although he has been dead for a thousand years in later generations, the fact that so many people have not forgotten him is a testament to his life. Even though he cannot get rid of the title of tyrant now, he does not regret it!

Liu Bang couldn't help but smack his lips. It turned out that Zheng Ge was indeed a prestigious person. Among the three greatest emperors in history, he would always be the most prestigious one.

Hehe ~

Thinking that he might be a guest in the Qin Palace now, he wondered what would happen next. He was really looking forward to it.

I thought it was natural for later generations to favor the First Emperor. After all, he was the first person to unify China. But why are there foreigners joining in the fun? Huh? Crossing races to join China?!

It really opened their eyes.

New titles emerged:

【Qin Shi Huang's foreign mercenaries】