Live broadcast: Take our ancestors to see modern China

Do you think these harassing phone calls can be a good thing?

But after watching it, I think it’s not so bad. After all, it’s a country that doesn’t do good things.

It would be even better if you could report it, after all, the creatures in the ocean are so innocent.

[Since Xiaori discharged nuclear wastewater, our enthusiastic Chinese netizens have been calling to send them warm greetings.

"Are you mentally retarded?"

"Why are you discharging nuclear wastewater into the sea? Are you stupid?"

The operator's face was covered with forehead wrinkles and his eyebrows were twisted together.

＜Vadasi didn’t understand＞

“…I am not willing to spend that little money to deal with nuclear wastewater.”

"Because Japan is America's dog!!"

(Picture in the comments section)]

"Mobile phones are so convenient in later times."

"That's right. If you have any questions, you can just call us. There's also a video function, which is much faster than writing letters!"

“But this operator is pretty helpless hahahaha”

"To be honest, this is just a rude life. All kinds of wastewater are discharged into the water."

The people were discussing under the sky.

But some smart people thought, if the emperor's edicts or important decisions of the court could be known regularly, would that be considered progress?

Do what you say, write down the hotly debated issues on paper, and then spread them around. This will form a lively information network.

Although they were not as convenient as the magical artifacts of later generations, they also had their own ways of transmitting information.

[“Why did you call the owner of a Japanese ramen restaurant?”

The person on the other end of the phone said with great energy:

"I told him to use the nuclear waste water to cook noodles, but he didn't listen."

Comments: <It’s indeed a good idea>

……

"Are you working or a student now?"

“Socially Idle Persons”

"Then do you think it will be good for you to fight like this?"

"Well, it satisfies my physical and mental pleasure."

＜The Emperor is pleased＞

Every word is unexpected, yet reasonable, making people say it is deeply touching!

"Don't you think this is an inconvenience to an ordinary birth?"

The operator's words were met with a barrage of sarcasm:

"Oh my! He's right about discharging nuclear waste water!"

＜Are you still feeling wronged? ＞】

The person who spoke every word felt relaxed physically and mentally, and someone shouted from the microphone: Give me your phone number, I will blow up their memory!

Although they couldn't understand the Japanese subtitles, they could understand the Chinese in the video.

The endless stream of “please give me your phone number” comments are heartwarming, but it looks like the phone bill is quite expensive.

The First Emperor felt that he had finally unified the country, but in the end he still had to learn the languages ​​of other countries, which was a failure.

Everyone saw that seven netizens named March 7 responded, saying that in order to discredit China, an interview had been posted before, but the phone number was full of problems and the Chinese language was not good enough.

This is really laughable. They want to cover up the mistakes made by their own country and frame others for the mistakes. Well, this is just a small life.

The ancients had disgust on their faces, thinking that this thing not only committed serious crimes in modern times, but also disgusted people all over the world in future generations. They wanted to ask: Can this thing do anything good?

……

[Social phobia knows no borders. For the first time, I feel like I’m not that i.]

While the audience was still recalling the term "social phobia", the video content had already begun.

[A midterm exam in a foreign country: choose one between dancing for 15 seconds or writing an essay.

In the end, only one person in the huge classroom chose to dance in public for 15 seconds.

Brave people enjoy the world first.

The reserved yet uninhibited ancient people thought that it was just dancing, what was the big deal?

Just twist it a few times and it will be over in as soon as you close your eyes.

It is better to suffer a short pain than a long one. It will take a long time to write 15,000 words. So if you calculate it this way, 15 seconds is more cost-effective.

But looking at the extremely perfunctory swinging of the arms, everyone thought, can he really pass?

[＜I can still distinguish the importance of social phobia and the 1 yuan paper.＞

＜I can still distinguish between long-term pain and short-term pain.＞

＜Today, I have to give up my honor. I have to write a piece for him on the spot. I will give him another 15 seconds.＞

Chinese people said: Although I am socially anxious, compared to crying while writing furiously, my shame is nothing. 】

Our ancestors, it turns out that later generations are the same as them.

Looking at the rest of the people who were pretending to be quails, they shook their heads. They really were too concerned about their reputation.

『/Su~/: It was only 15 seconds, it passed in the blink of an eye, but, in the blink of an eye, people passed away. 』

"/Cha Cha/: I am the seventh set of radio gymnastics, colorful sunshine."

『/Cheng Lian/: Are all foreigners like this? 』

『/(蜗居)/: Others will not remember what happened to you for too long. Life does not have so many spectators. Instead, everyone is concerned about their own affairs, so I chose social phobia. 』

『/Lin Pan/: A few days later: Hey, isn’t this the dance king [laughing and crying]』

It can be seen that although many people claim that they are socially anxious, few people would choose that paper if they really had to choose.

Ancient students thought about the homework assigned by their teachers, and they also wanted to have the opportunity to choose.

……

Before everyone could finish reminiscing, the next video made many people exclaim that an interpersonal vortex is coming!

[The Northern Song Dynasty was a huge social circle of Su Shi]

[Social distribution map of Su Shi, a well-known social terrorist in the Northern Song Dynasty

(Pictures are welcome to be added)]

Su Shi was asked: ???

At this point, the Northern Song Dynasty court was quiet for a moment. After all, everyone was looking for their names in the vortex-like picture.

It's so densely packed that it really tests my eyesight.

Sitting at the top of the table, Emperor Yingzong of Song looked at the young Su Shi and was surprised that this man had such a wide circle of friends.

Su Shi, who was finally brought back to the court by his brother during the reign of Emperor Shenzong, looked at the sky with interest. He also wanted to try the treatment of the emperor. After all, he had been talking about the Qin Emperor and Han Emperor Wu before, and now this incredible wealth had fallen on him!

hahahahahahahahaha

Su Zhe looked at his brother who was daydreaming, coughed twice, and told him to pay attention to his image. He had finally come back and shouldn't make any mistakes or get caught.

[Any two people in the world can be connected through at most 6 people, but obviously, if you know Su Shi, you can omit 5 people.

Su Uzumaki Naruto Shi feels that there are only two kinds of people in the world, those who love him and those who cannot love him and hate him.

Think about the Wudai Poetry Case. How many people came out to speak for Su Shi. If he hadn't known so many people, he would probably have died in the case instead of being exiled.

I really put my limited life into making endless friends. 】

Seeing that he is a top e-person in the comment section, Su Shi himself said that he just made too many friends~

Some people who are deeply poisoned by gossip: Finally someone exposed this guy!

Su Che held his forehead helplessly. There was a reason why his brother was exiled, but he was his own brother and there was nothing he could do but to protect him.