Live broadcast: Take our ancestors to see modern China

Hey hey hey hey yo hey, the white snow on the dark battlefield looked even more eerie, but the shit-yellow soldiers falling down one by one with one shot made everyone's blood boil.

【Then another netizen suggested:

＜The background music changes to the charge, and taking even a step back would be a shame to our ancestors＞

Then the master immediately changed it when the charge horn sounded.

You know what, I really can’t retreat even a bit!

＜Warriors, charge!＞

＜Fight the Japanese to the bitter end!＞

If there is even one devil alive, I will quit the game. 】

"It's really a Resident Evil explosion and anti-Japanese guerrilla warfare!"

"But don't tell me, after hearing this sound, I can go to the battlefield and kill a few Tartars to liven things up!"

"Hey! Daniel, it's easy for you to say that. Just take care of your body first. You are so soft and weak like a delicate young lady."

The people around laughed, but they also wanted to go to the battlefield to stop the enemy.

The boy named Daniu lowered his head silently. Because he was born prematurely, his body was smaller than that of other children. But one day, he would be able to mount a horse, kill the enemies and make great achievements like those great generals!

The little man made up his mind secretly.

Now the court's policies are getting better, and every household has planted high-yield crops such as potatoes and sweet potatoes. We look forward to a good harvest this year!

The young Huo Qubing waved the red tasseled spear in his hand. The tip of the spear was sharp and flashing with cold light.

His eyes were firm and focused, and the boy's figure changed with his movements under the sunlight. Sweat dripped down his forehead. He just wanted to be stronger and stronger, so that the Huns would never dare to invade again and the Han people would not be afraid of harassment at the border.

[Then the netizens continued to use their imagination and changed the model of the protagonist into the Eighth Route Army.

The sense of immersion is too strong!

OK, the master worked overtime late into the night and finished it.

＜If you take a step back, you will have to kneel in the ancestral hall!!＞

No kidding, my grandpa fought with me for the computer in the middle of the night.

Before: What the hell? Giegie~ I'm so scared

After the change: Get out of my way! I'll kill him with a sniper!

Strength unknown, becomes stronger when encountering the sun!! 】,

"/Loneliness is a sin/: Search carefully for me to see if there is anyone in that can."

『/Sleepy Bear/: When I came out of the charge, I felt like crying for some reason. 』

『/Yuxin/: If you add that you are from Nanjing, then the buff will be maxed out!

Reply:

/Lingtian/: People from Nanchang are also OK! 』

『/Li Mou/: I might be scared at first, but if the background music is the charge, then, I am terrifyingly strong! 』

I can’t even imagine how powerful it would be if it became a multiplayer mode.

Reply:

/一只咸鱼/: Then maybe universal military service will be realized, and you will need connections to get a head. 』

"/Guardian/: When the charge sounded, I was so strong that if he dared to take another step forward, he would be finished. If I took a step back, it would be disrespectful to my ancestors."

『/Senior high school students who want to take a holiday/:

In the past, we: stayed hidden and didn’t get discovered;

Now, zombies: hide and don't get discovered. 』

『/Mianmian Little Ice Sheep/:

Japanese: Run, the Chinese are entering the village!

……

I see, when it comes to this kind of patriotic thing, fear? Not at all.

People in later generations just want to destroy all the ant nests on the roadside!

The emperors thought about that creature with uneven black and white color and that stumbled as it walked, and wondered what it could do. It was even not agile enough to build a war base for them.

Eh~disgusted!

Leng Xiaoyun looked at the blue military uniform and the exciting BGM. Great! Her patriotic feelings were at an unprecedented high.

Doing a set of empty punches, sometimes it’s nice to be alone, you can go crazy or bored as you like, nice!

[Question: Why can't my country make excellent zombie movies? ]

The ancients were confused. What's the point of taking a picture of this creature that's neither human nor ghost?

If they were to say, it would be better to make more films like the previous Red Revolutionary Wind Chaser, which would make people applaud when watching them.

However, this thing has one characteristic, which is quite scary.

You can use it to scare the disobedient kids at home and see if they can still sleep at night!

[Netizen reply: There has been a zombie movie virus outbreak abroad. After watching this movie, the audience will feel that there is nothing wrong with it.

Because, in reality, their government is capable of doing such a thing.

It's full of personal heroism, with big scenes and big productions, and the plot is thrilling and gripping. Most of the buildings are wooden structures, with many windows and no security doors, making them extremely easy to break into.

The protagonists will run around and change places for various reasons such as looking for resources or saving people, but this plot is arranged in China:

10 minutes before the virus broke out, the People's Liberation Army entered the scene in an organized, orderly, large-scale, and well-armed manner. After all, they were not like the protagonists in American zombie movies, who just went in with sticks without protective gear. 】

In other words, a zombie outbreak is impossible in the future, and even if it does, it will be suppressed quickly.

The First Emperor thought of the demeanor of future soldiers and the excellent equipment of the army. The zombies were not immortal, so they might be destroyed soon.

American style? It seems that the United States, the world's number one country, is very enthusiastic about this kind of work.

[I would rather open the door and see a group of zombies than open the door and see a pair of red embroidered shoes.

100 zombies can be exchanged for civil service positions. Do you think there are enough zombies to share?

Three years of epidemics have taught me that for a virus that needs to spread by biting people, people can’t leave the community, and even zombies have to scan the code! 】

What is this epidemic? It seems that it has been three years since then. I didn’t see much introduction to it before, but now it seems to be very similar to this zombie virus.

At first, some people thought it was just a pair of embroidered shoes, what was so scary about it? But thinking about a pair of shoes that appeared out of nowhere, and they were red, was a bit scary.

"/Nanwan Tangyi/: Zombies are far less scary than opening the door with an embroidered shoe or opening the door with money wrapped in red cloth."

"/Anian/: A zombie can add credits, do you think there will be zombies?"

"/Jinhua/: Judging from the operations during the epidemic, blocking points, lines and areas, and suppressing with large-scale firepower are still possible with the current military level."

Sweet tofu pudding:

American horror movies: physical attacks + real damage

Japanese horror film: Zhongheng

Chinese horror movie: spell attack + continuous weakness + true damage + continuous spell damage

..."

"/Standing on one leg/: Grab the farmland and save on gas."

『/Qiu Mo/: Can run and walk without food or salary~Wow, the more I look at it, the more I like it.』

……

Seeing the epidemic virus infection mentioned in the comments made each dynasty think of themselves. The plague after drought and floods can also be regarded as a virus infection. Many of them are just minor problems at the beginning, but they become more and more serious later. The key is that it is a bit difficult to control them later if you don’t know it at the beginning.

Solving the problem by point, line and surface is a good idea. In any case, the source should be controlled first.

The more I look at it, the more similar it seems. It took three years for later generations to control the epidemic. Think about the billions of people, and how people in later generations like to watch the fun and travel in huge numbers. It is indeed time-consuming.

The emperors signaled the civil servants with their eyes to write down what was useful to the court.

Seeing Chinese horror, magic attacks? What kind of explanation is this, are humans able to cast spells?

As a result, when I read the essay below, I couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat. I always felt a chilly wind around me, and I didn't see any ghosts even in broad daylight!