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Chapter 163 Return or Return
[“Then I’ll show you the pictures, and you can see for yourself which one is his (the territory of the United Kingdom)”
(The picture is for your own imagination) (?????)
The red and white ball with a star on its right chest asked: "British netizen, hey, this... which of these two is you?"]
When the emperors saw two maps that looked so similar, they would have been hard to tell them apart if they hadn’t been told that they were China and Britain.
[Xiao Yingzi brainstormed and squinted her eyes to carefully distinguish...
The surrounding countries could not wait any longer. “I have a question for you. Which of these two is your territory? Tell me!”
"I, I'm not watching it, why are you in such a hurry?"
"Don't you know which territory is yours? Why are you hesitating?" The little ball wearing sunglasses turned around.
"The one on the right is our map of Shaanxi, so the territory of Britain is the one on the left." The red little red with dragon horns answered.
The red ball with the moon and stars: "Is this map of Britain so similar to the map of Shaanxi Province in China? They are exactly the same!" Its eyes widened.
"So, I suspect that Britain may have been a part of China in ancient times," the red and white double-color ball said at first. 】
Our ancestors: Don’t say it, what if it really is true?
Even if they are not, they can still be integrated, after all, it is still one of the Five Constant Virtues in later generations.
[The person involved is so angry that his eyes are crossed.]
"Don't be idle and talk nonsense. It's just that the map shapes are similar. What can it prove? It's just a similarity!"
"You're stubborn, right? You have to be stubborn with me, right?
The representative food of Shaanxi, China is Roujiamo, what is it in the UK? Hamburger! How do you explain it?
"What's there to explain? The food and the maps are similar."
Our Chinese red ball was all smiles: "We in Shaanxi are called the Tang Dynasty City that Never Sleeps, and what about you in Britain? You call yourselves the Empire on which the Sun Never Sets, huh?"
"What do you mean by "you"? The City That Never Sleeps and The Sun Never Sets... they have almost the same meaning." It turned away with helplessness on its face, unable to speak.
"And more!" At this time, a white ball with a Tai Chi pattern also joined in the fun:
“Next to Shaanxi is Henan, and next to Britain is the Netherlands.”
"How can the Netherlands and Henan be the same? They are similar in sound and pronunciation."
The rice balls were arguing.
Another ball came up and said, "Shaanxi in China has the Bell Tower and the Big Wild Goose Pagoda, and you in Britain have the Dawen Bell and the Tower of London."
"Moreover, Britain and Shaanxi also preserve a large number of Chinese cultural relics," Longjiao's red ball added timely.
"Hey, this is not similar. This is not similar. The cultural relics we have were stolen from you in China. They are not similar."
As if being pushed into a corner, Xiaoqiu immediately retorted in frustration. 】
They have the nerve to say that. They all admit that these are stolen cultural relics.
When Zhu Di thought of the Yongle Sword and the Yongle Encyclopedia of the Ming Dynasty, his heart ached. The precious books that he had accumulated with great difficulty were snatched away by that group of foreigners. Even the Yongle Sword, the sword of Emperor Yongle, was taken away by scoundrels for exhibition and even auctioned off. How humiliating it was.
The Qing imperial family was ashamed. After all, China's treasures for thousands of years had flowed out of the Qing Dynasty, not to mention the various money and treasures that the old witch Cixi had paid as compensation.
If it was really because his Qing Dynasty did nothing and almost caused a breakdown in Chinese civilization, then wouldn't his Qing Dynasty become the target of criticism from people all over the world?
But they were also heartbroken because they didn't really enjoy it.
When Kangxi thought of the huge birthday banquet and her extravagant behavior in daily life, he hated Cixi to the core. He himself was frugal and even mended his clothes, but she gave everything to that person and this group of robbers!
[“Ah! Stolen from China!” the little ball with a yellow star in the middle repeated in a loud voice.
"Look, no one forced you, you admitted it yourself. Since you stole it, don't you have to return it to us?" Our little ball stared at Britain and said.
"It's still impossible to pay it back. I may have to pay it back in this lifetime."
"It's okay if you don't want to return it. Then you can just return to China, okay?"
"It is impossible for us to return to China in this lifetime."
The two sides are in a tug of war.
"Ah, it's impossible for you to return to China in this lifetime, so you admit that you were a part of China in ancient times," said Xiaoqiu, who likes to watch the fun.
The rice ball's eyes widened. It seemed like it had been tricked? !
"I…what did I say! What did I just say?!"
"Let's do this, it's quicker, return the cultural relics or return them to China, you choose one."
The red ball gives two choices.
"I choose to return! Eh? No. I choose to return the cultural relics. Eh, no."
It jumped back and forth between returning and giving back, and suddenly it reacted and let out an "Ah".
The little ball wearing sunglasses next to him couldn't bear to watch it anymore.
"Chinese netizens set a trap for you, and you really chose it, right? Are you stupid?" It was very disappointed. 】
Hahahaha, everyone also felt that it was confused. What was the difference between the two items? Wouldn't it be better to just return directly?
However, the emperors understood that later countries were not that simple, and that was why people in later times made such videos for fun.
However, it is true that there are many similarities between the two places.
"U.K:???
China: Oh, I know this.
Reply:
China: Oh, you admit it?
Britain: I won’t pay it back anyway.
(Family, either Britain is ours, or they are ours)
"I can't do anything to England, I laughed unkindly, hahahaha."
“The Chinese invented the Koreans.
Reply: And by the way, they also created the Japanese. 』
"Yes! Britain has had successive queens in power, and China has had Wu Zetian in power."
Reply: There is a sea next to the UK, and there is also a sea next to Shaanxi (Qinghai)
Reply: Don’t say that. You really shouldn’t say that. 』
"Mongolia: Oh, who is the ancestor talking to? It's so noisy."
"Return, so that we don't have to move the cultural relics."
……
The people also felt that maybe Britain was really their China, otherwise how could there be so many similarities?
Those in power have noticed that there are women in power in Europe and the Western world, and they are so tolerant?
They were already surprised when they learned that there was such a female emperor. They did not expect that the overseas people were so open-minded. However, they did not look down on her. After all, the person sitting in this position would certainly not be able to stabilize the government without any means.
During the Tang Dynasty, they gradually digested the fact that there was a empress. Although Li Shimin knew that this person would eventually return power to Li Tang, in order to prevent any future events, no women from the Wu family were allowed to enter the palace.
The First Emperor thought that perhaps women could be specially selected in the future so that the Qin Dynasty could have new capable ministers. He never underestimated the power of women, and the appearance of the sky curtain made him more determined.
According to what people said later, Liu Bang's wife, Lu Zhi, was also an outstanding politician. She was so talented that she would not be buried. He would let her realize her ambitions.
……
A new video appeared, and the words "Heirloom Seal of the Realm" made the emperors tremble.
In troubled times, who can refuse the words "May you live long and prosper forever"...
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