Live broadcast: Take our ancestors to see modern China

The poets and talented scholars became interested and asked people to prepare ink.

I don't know the origin of the love, but the love is deep.

There are also a lot of floating texts in the video.

"If love is long-lasting, why should we be together day and night?"

"I look at the sky in the morning and the clouds in the evening. I miss you when I walk and when I sit. I heard that if you send a photo of clouds, your significant other will know what it means."

"Reeds grow thick and white dew turns to frost. My beloved is on the other side of the water."

"If it weren't for the rush of travel, language would be the most romantic art."

"May I be like a star and you like a moon, shining brightly every night."

"The blue eucalyptus has met the locust bird. I don't love anything but you. I forgot where I saw it, but it's very familiar."

"Meeting each other is already a good omen, why should we spend the rest of our lives thinking about each other?"

……

When seeing all kinds of beautiful poems, the ancient people had a feeling of knowing the future generations.

After watching a lot of funny news and realizing the convenience of plain language, these poems have a more beautiful artistic conception when appreciated.

But before they could finish appreciating it, what happened next almost gave these scholars of letters a heart attack.

[I never thought that the beautiful poems of the ancients would become so strange in the eyes of foreigners. ]

Literary writers: Why do I have a bad feeling?

These foreigners also read poetry, don't they have their own special symbols? Don't come and tease them!

[It all started when a netizen had a sudden idea to use Google to translate ancient poetry, and then translated the English back.

The resulting verses are truly astonishing!

translation:

White Bird Climber

[Tang Dynasty] Wang Zhihuan

(The sun sets behind the mountain) The day is killed by the mountain;

(The Yellow River flows into the sea) The Yellow River is a kind of sea;

(To use up one's eyes a thousand miles away) To desire to use up one's pupils a thousand kilometers away;

(Go up one level) You must visit the next level. 】

Very good, the hanging heart is finally dead.

Wang Zhihuan in history: What happened? Even his name was changed!

Also, what is this translation? Is it for people to see?

If he were to recite this kind of poem to make friends, it would be strange if people didn't laugh to death.

Why did people in later generations choose him?

[It cannot be said that they are not similar, it can only be said that they are not related at all.

I guess my teacher feels the same way when he reads the classical Chinese text I translated, right?

Obviously, this result is outrageous enough, but once compared with "Presented to Wang Lun", it is enough to be rated as a model outstanding student. 】

Wang Lun: No, how did the fire burn him!

Do you know how much you paid to get this poem by Li Bai? Come and waste his hard work.

People of the future, stop it! !

Li Bai stopped drinking and wanted to see clearly what was on the sky with his intoxicated eyes.

The next moment, a female voice of translation was heard.

【translate:

For a deceased friend

[Tang] Icon

(Li Bai is about to set sail on his boat) I threw the icon into the methane tank and killed it;

(Suddenly, singing is heard on the shore) Ghosts are crying in Antarctica;

(The water of Taohuatan is a thousand feet deep) The bomb fell into a dry well in the last century;

(Not as good as Wang Lun's love for me) The dead man's mother was hit by a car and died. 】

At this moment, not only the person involved was stunned, but even the common people who didn't know much about poetry were puzzled. What does this have to do with the poem? It doesn't make any sense at all!

Li Bai couldn't imagine that he didn't even deserve a name in here, and what the hell was an icon?

Wang Zhihuan: Huhuhuhu, it turns out that comparison brings hurt. Suddenly I feel that I’m fine.

The emperors were also somewhat puzzled as to what kind of monster Google was that could translate such good poems into this way.

Although the words of later generations are easy to understand, they inevitably lack some charm. Poems with such beautiful artistic conception have been forcibly turned into murder scenes and supernatural events. They are truly "talented"!

What kind of criminal record is this?

Let’s not talk about how Wang Lun and his mother died. Isn’t the icon here Li Bai?

How did he end up throwing himself into the biogas tank?

Such a down-to-earth plot has completely aroused the interest of netizens.

As a result, even some songs cannot escape Google’s clutches. 】

Why not be proud?

(People are imperfect) I make mistakes easily

Worthy of praise

(Who says people covered in mud are not heroes) Who says people who compete with pets for food are not heroes

(Love you walking alone in the dark alley) I like to curl up in the dark

(Love you for not kneeling) Kneeling on one knee

(Love you, I have faced despair) Doing Brownian motion in the examination room

(Refusing to cry) was beaten black and blue

(Love your tattered clothes) I lift up your skirt

(How dare you gamble with your fate) How dare you have a gun

(Love you because you are so similar to me) Please be my idol

(The gaps are the same) Learn to wet the bed with me

(Go, do you deserve this ragged cape) Take it off, shirt

Put on this wetsuit

War, fight

(With the most humble dream) To promote endocrine

...]

The audience under the sky watched the situation develop more and more wrong and lowered their heads.

But even though the eyes cannot see, the ears can still hear.

The emperors were so shocked by this outrageous translation that their eyebrows twitched. No, is there a chance that this thing can be translated correctly?

Lifting the skirt, this is not just pure perversion!

Bed-wetting?!

The more I listened, the more something seemed wrong, but the video didn't end. Luckily, there was still that voice explaining in the middle, so I didn't have to hear the explosive... lyrics clearly.

[What the hell is going on here? There are too many things to complain about.

I finally understand that the only way for AI to replace humans is to make all humans die of laughter.

[(To the sobs and roars in the dark night) Who is the head teacher shouting in the darkness?

(Who says only those who stand in the light are heroes?) Please use the light to marinate me.]

……

This AI is too unreliable.

The ancients thought that people in later generations were so leisurely that they could listen to such unpleasant things with gusto. Look at the 60,000 likes, they are not just talk.

They couldn't stand the first sentence.

"I can't stop laughing, "The Yellow River is a kind of sea" hahahaha"

"Hebaek is very happy"

"Icon: Don't sleep too deeply tonight [sad]"

"I Killed Li Bai by Throwing Him into a Biogas Pool"

"Will Wang Lun want to find Li Bai if he sees this?"

"Fighting for Food with Pets"

"Wang Lun: Listen to me saying thank you for having you..."

"There are ghosts crying in Antarctica"

『Full-level Google』

"Lone Hero: You're a moron!"

……

The people also laughed a lot. There were indeed too many things for people in later generations to entertain themselves, and this one was especially so.

They clearly know each word, but when they are put together they have no idea what it means.

But without looking at that weird translation, I have to say that the songs of later generations are still worth learning from.

The background music of the anti-Japanese war videos that I often see, combined with the pictures, is really infectious.

Coupled with the almost real bloodshed and sacrifice, it makes people feel as if a huge stone is pressing on their hearts, and the emotions of heartache and worry linger in their hearts for a long time.

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