Live broadcast: Take our ancestors to see modern China

[The tragic story about snakes is outrageously funny]

When everyone saw the snake, they realized how miserable it could be. They were miserable because they were bitten by a snake.

The clinic cannot afford to lose its reputation. Money is flowing in and their hearts are dripping.

[A 45-year-old Canadian man got into a physical conflict with a passerby. In a rage, he used his pet python as a weapon and whipped the other person crazily.]

【Comment area:

＜Brother…Brother, let me go! Listen to me, listen to me! I can bite him, I can bite him! I really can bite him!＞

＜Police: Who of you called the police?

Snake: I called the police.

＜Snake: I feel that there is someone else who is cold-blooded＞

＜Pet snake: No, no one speaks for me＞】

Outrageous! He is such a hero!

Although they heard that it was a pet snake, the people only knew that they would tremble with fear when they saw snakes in normal times. They didn't dare to think about picking it up to hit people.

But after watching the whole thing, there was silence.

Ancestors: "..."

No, can’t you command it to bite?

What a miserable snake.

After reading the comments, I find that he is quite pitiful.

"The funniest thing is that he ended up in jail for animal cruelty."

Hahaha, I really laughed my ass off, but it seems that people in later generations are quite keen on protecting animals, which makes me laugh and cry when I think about it.

"Police: Who called the police?

Snake: Ugh~ Ugh~ I~ Ugh~ called the police! Ugh~ I called the police!!!"

"Using a snake to whip someone is a physical and psychological blow."

Injury Assessment:

Assaulter - No damage

Victims - Overly frightened

Snake: Comminuted fractures all over the body.

"Snake: You have discovered my weakest attack method~"

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter." Leng Xiaoyun couldn't stop smiling. The Internet is indeed a lot of fun. She wanted to know what the victim was thinking and whether he regretted provoking the snake owner.

The ancients just felt that the snake was really pitiful, but when they saw what was below, they had a feeling going from the soles of their feet straight up to the top of their heads.

[A "sizzling" sound came from the sky, and soon it caught fire with a "puff".

It turned out that a snake mistook the electric wire for a vine and once it flew up it couldn't get down.

The high-voltage wire suddenly discharged electricity, and with a hissing sound, the snake was instantly blown to pieces, so miserable.

I thought people in the future would set off fireworks for fun, after all, the sparks were really beautiful.

Only after listening to the explanation in the video did I realize that there was a snake lying on the black line!

When the alchemists saw the dazzling fireworks and then looked back at what they were busy with, they felt like crying but had no tears. Oh, the sky, the production of gunpowder would also be a waste of time, it was too dangerous.

The soldiers supervising them only told them to do their job well. After all, gunpowder had become a military weapon urgently needed by every dynasty. With it, they would be more powerful on the battlefield.

Many people also think that life in the future will be inseparable from electricity, but it is so dangerous, how is it used?

You have to know that lightning can kill people if you are not careful. Just look at what happened to this snake.

[Suddenly a big snake fell from the tree...]

Uh, everyone felt bad instantly.

No, do people in later generations have to watch such dangerous videos? What’s so good about snakes?

Under a tree, I saw a person sleeping leisurely in a sleeping bag.

But suddenly, a large green snake seemed to be falling from the tree, and the man did not wake up after falling down.

Perhaps he felt something, and after a few seconds, the sleeping bag shook wildly and the man struggled desperately.

After a fast and furious experience, the man rolled out of the sleeping bag and escaped using his hands and feet.

After seeing the ending, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

The python was indeed scary to look at, and it was fortunate that the man ran fast.

After reading the comments, I realized that they were overthinking it.

"The trademark is still there, fake snake."

"Snake: Oh my god, I'm so scared, my head is buzzing, oh no, I'm a fake snake and I don't have a brain."

"Snake: Brother, it's alright, I'm carsick and I'm vomiting."

Oh, it turns out to be fake.

The elders complained that the heart-pounding video was not suitable for them to watch.

The children who wanted to play under the tree looked at each other, screamed and ran away.

They never played under the tree again because there were snakes, big snakes.

Leng Xiaoyun felt goosebumps all over her body. Even though it was a fake snake, the sight of it was scary.

Cross out the ones you are not interested in, and look at them less in the future.

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[Idioms are used to the extreme! ]

My father is a heinous criminal.

My mother is cruel and ruthless.

My grandmother is very shrewd.

My grandfather is very cunning.

My grandma is very cunning.

My grandpa is an alcoholic.

"Oh my god!" Dad couldn't help but sigh. 】

Listening to the composition read out by his father, the ancients widened their eyes at the choice of words and sentences.

No, there is no normal person in your family, right?

It would be too "filial" to describe one's family in this way.

[Dad asked: "Where do you get these words from?"

The boy glanced at his father and couldn't help laughing.

Dad: "It's funny that you're here. People ask you to describe your family using idioms.

What’s wrong with your family? Why are they like this?”

And the article is not over yet.

[“Although all of us in the family have our own agenda, we are all deceitful, scheming against each other, and hiding daggers behind our smiles, we are still like-minded, working together in cahoots, and being in the same nest.

Although they go their separate ways every morning, they will return to this dilapidated, impoverished and bare home one after another at night.

It really proves the old saying that "people from the same family don't enter the same door"

"Mysterious Family"]

Leng Xiaoyun was beating a wooden fish in her heart, thinking, "merit plus merit, merit plus merit." This was really not what she wanted to laugh at. This class of kids was really too talented!

The ancients only felt that they had not laughed as many times as they had today in the past year, and they couldn’t stop.

Families are not that complicated. This family is not. It should be said that this child only knows one side of the story.

This sentence is absolutely amazing!

The ancient scholars opened their mouths to say that this is not the way the word is used, but then kept their mouths shut.

It's just a funny joke from later generations. Don't take it too seriously.

“This may not be a family but an organization.

Reply: It’s hard not to remind me of “The Disguiser”

"Rebirth: My Family Are All Villains"

"There is no problem with his literary talent, but his ideology and morality are a little off."

"Um, just tell me if you used idioms, hahaha."

"But the child's vocabulary is indeed rich."

"The problem is, he used these words just right, not awkwardly."

"Lao Deng, just tell me whether the Buddha I wrote is biu or not."

"Hehehe, you little bastard are jealous of my talent hehe~"

"Actually, what this child described is quite apt, but adults are just unwilling to admit that they have to get their tattered belongings together [laughing and crying]"

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