Live broadcast: Take our ancestors to see modern China

[A man received a scam call and asked an alpaca to answer the call, which drove the scammer crazy.]

The alpaca with a green clip was called by its owner to answer the phone.

The voice of the man who said "Fraud Call" on the phone interface became increasingly agitated.

[Scammer: "Excuse me, are you still using this account normally? Can you hear me clearly?"

Alpaca: “Yeah”

Liar: "Sir, stop saying umm, umm, umm, umm. Do you understand what I'm saying?"

Alpaca: “Yeah”

The liar got angry: "Hmm, you only know how to say 'hmm'!"

Alpaca: I have responded to every word you said, what else do you want? 】

[Participant (alpaca owner): I received a scam call and wanted to teach the scammer a lesson. Facts have proved that no matter how enthusiastic a person is, even a scammer, they cannot stand cold violence.]

"A queen-like alpaca [holding back laughter]"

"Alpaca: I can only say um, what else do you want from me?"

"You know what, this alpaca's voice is really similar to a human voice, but the key is that it can only say "hmm" hahahaha."

"At this moment, I want to think about what the liar feels when he sees this video. [Sly smile]"

"Alpaca vs. Scammer, this time the alpaca wins!"

"Playing the lute to a cow - playing the lute to an alpaca"

"The other party was talking about his business seriously, but who knew that the person in front of him was an alpaca [laughing and crying]"

"The Domineering Alpaca is Frugal with Words"

"By the way, speaking of credit, my brother wants to buy a car and wants to use my credit to guarantee the loan. Should I agree? I'm waiting online and it's urgent."

"Well, upstairs, as someone who has experienced this, I want to remind you that credit is something that will follow you for the rest of your life. Don't joke about it even with your closest friends. Think about it, if the other person has a bad credit, what else can you say?"

"I agree. Family members should also think clearly about this."

……

Looking at the alpaca that was half a man's height, the emperors' eyes lit up.

Although it is not as good as a horse, it looks very docile. No wonder later generations kept it as a pet like cats and dogs.

Merchants and travelers during the Tang Dynasty looked at the alpacas (perhaps they were not called that name at that time) carrying goods and thought that they were their good helpers, needed for trade and transportation.

It seems that they are no longer needed in later generations and have become pets, but they are very rare.

Many people noticed what was said in the comment section. Does it represent integrity?

The Internet has developed rapidly in this day and age, and even money is stored in mobile phones. It seems that this scammer is specifically designed to defraud money.

When Ying Zheng heard the word "liar", he thought of the stupid thing that happened when he was tricked into taking elixirs. He couldn't help but frowned slightly. He really didn't want to recall it.

……

The video below also made many people sigh, no wonder so many people like it.

[Some girls (sisters) have strange fun playing multiple roles]

[Who understands?! I really like putting makeup on my brother/boyfriend! ! ! ]

The bored sister propped up her chin, thinking about finding something to do.

The next second, I saw my brother not far away, and inspiration came to me!

[Sister: "gjj, let me help you put on makeup."

Brother: “Uh, no.”

Sister: "I'll wash the dishes for you for a week?" (Exchange terms)

Brother: Heartbeat]

The operation was as fierce as a tiger, the powder puffs were banging, the eyebrow pencil was scanning, and the younger brother could not sit still, so he was held down by his sister and was not allowed to move.

The people under the sky looked at the cosmetics of later generations, and their operations were more refined.

But, what is the hobby of putting makeup on your brother?

But the next moment they smelled really good, not to mention they looked really good.

[The younger brother gradually became fascinated and looked at himself in the mirror, admiring himself. He was so handsome!

Saying, "Give me some more lipstick, I want the pink one."

A question mark appeared on my sister's head, wondering who was so resistant before.

This moment is extremely proactive.

Put on lipstick, put on a wig, and do some tidying up. 】

A cute girl with delicate face and short hair appeared.

With clear eyes, slightly red cheeks and rosy lips, who can tell that this is a boy?

When my sister looked at her good-looking brother, her mind went blank. How come he looks more like a girl than me?

The younger brother makes various poses, capturing the pure desire just right, and his poses for photos are just right.

Ying Zheng looked at the men of later generations who were full of cuteness and felt a little confused. They were completely different from the later soldiers he had seen before.

Well, maybe life in the future will be stable and there won’t be a need for so many people to serve in the army.

Cao Cao looked at the handsome faces of people in later generations and felt that it was no wonder that so many people before the Han Dynasty loved homosexuality. If it were him, he would find it difficult to control himself.

Some people in brothels have seen the changes in people of later generations. They might as well give it a try, but unfortunately they don’t have the tools that people of later generations have.

[Suddenly, the doorbell rang.

After opening the door, it turned out to be my brother's friend.

Greeted very politely: "Hello sister, I'm here to see gjj."

The sister replied: "gjj is in..."

But before he could finish, his younger brother suddenly came out and asked about the lipstick, and met his friend's gaze.

Escape directly.

My brother's friend was stunned, his eyes didn't blink behind his glasses, and there was a suspicious blush on his innocent face.

His eyes were still fixed on the place where he had disappeared, and he asked, "Why didn't I hear him say that you have a sister?"

My sister denied: "No, that is..."

Before he could finish, he saw the other person's look of infatuation, so he started to watch the show.

Trying to change the subject: "I'll introduce you two to each other some other day"

My brother's friend scratched his head and lowered his head in embarrassment. He was so shy?(? ???w??? ?)?

The elder sister tried hard to hold back her laughter, controlling the corners of her mouth that were curled up, and she said in her heart: I'm sorry, brother.

No follow-up yet...】

The people who were watching with great interest under the canopy: No, how come it’s gone? !

I have truly felt the call of the "Kokexue scholars" of later generations. It is quite interesting that many people discuss these short films of later generations.

Now, restaurants and teahouses accepted a large number of submissions, hoping to rehearse such plays for the nobles to watch.

Leng Xiaoyun narrowed her eyes as she watched. It really had the sour smell of pure secret love, and it was love at first sight.

Open the comments section:

"Yes, my sister also did my makeup like this [picture]"

"I dress my brother up and he looks better than me!!"

"Yes, that's how my brother fell in love with me."

"Youth has no price tag, my brother has changed a lot."

"Cold fact: Sisters with younger brothers are very aggressive.

Hot knowledge: older sisters with younger sisters are very docile.

(Depends on the situation)

"It's really fun. My boyfriend is still charming too [picture]"

"No, I just don't know how to put on makeup when I play cosplay. I look for makeup girls every day. I would be crazy happy to have such a partner or sister."

"I feel calm now. It turns out that everyone has been changed."

"The comments are all good, I think you can do it too, I've never begged anyone in my life [crying]

Reply: Allow me to refuse. 』

……

Looking at the various modified pictures in the comment section, the ancient people suddenly felt that they had seen big scenes.

People in later generations are really good at having fun.

If you go out like this, who wouldn't mistake your gender?

The next video fascinated them even more. Are you sure this isn't a woman in costume?

【The Regent's Mute Princess】

[The person in a blue dress, with a blue flower ornament between her eyebrows and a blue lotus ornament on her ear, matches perfectly with her eyes stained with blue-purple eye makeup.

Every frown and smile shows her charm. 】

"Just these few moves?"

I will never be able to learn it in my lifetime.

"My beloved, I will definitely cure your Adam's apple."

"I studied the Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China and found that this does not seem to be illegal [sly smile]"

"No wonder Gu was able to marry my sister without being discovered. With this appearance, who could tell?"

"My sister was just born with the wrong gender."

"Li Chengqian should like this kind of [dog head]"

"Sister~Sister~"

"What a beautiful man, so beautiful!"

"These brushed eyebrows and charming orchid fingers are perfect to satisfy my requirements for a woman."

"As expected, a high-quality beauty should be appreciated by a high-quality person like me."

"I finally understand why people in ancient times called them beauties instead of beautiful women."

……

Li Shimin did not expect that he would suddenly mention his Cheng Qian. Does this mean that his Cheng Qian loves men? ?

Li Shimin was devastated. No, there are so many women in the world, but he just likes men.

The young Li Chengqian didn't understand why his father looked at him in such a strange way.

The emperors of the Han Dynasty were very satisfied. Ah, Tianmu was simply their soulmate. They were happy to have such people.

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