My junior sister is a great fortune teller, so what if she's a little bad?
Chapter 35: That's a little bit of fraternity
Shi Anan: "Did you go to Eagle Claw Mountain a month ago, sprain your ankle, and pick up a locust wood crutch to support yourself back home?"
The fitness trainer nodded vigorously, "I was going hiking that day, and since I sprained my ankle, I can only use crutches."
His eyes suddenly widened. "Is there something wrong with this locust wood? Is it the wood that's causing trouble?"
He immediately stood up and wanted to throw the wood away.
Shi Anan looked at his impetuous appearance and couldn't help but sigh that people who exercise have great energy.
She called him and explained, "That day a voluptuous ghost possessed a locust tree and followed you home. It came out when you got home. It's useless for you to throw the locust tree now."
"Ghost?"
The fitness coach had a dull expression.
Shi Anan nodded, "Eagle Claw Mountain is often visited by couples. Love breeds desire, and desire breeds lustful ghosts. The characteristics of lustful ghosts, um..."
Shi Anan looked at him sympathetically and said, "The master of lust is the erotic ghost. He has taken a fancy to you and wants to be close to you, so he wants to use everything you have used... to savor it."
"For example, your cup, the gym equipment you used, and the bed you slept in."
If this ghost with higher spiritual power could touch him, he might...
But Shi Anan didn't say it out loud to scare him.
Fitness trainer:?!
Studio--
[Lucky in love, lucky in love]
[Although it's a ghost, at least it's a sexy ghost. It might be very beautiful. Brother, do you want to give in to it? Hahahahahahahaha]
The fitness coach looked at the comments and finally felt a little relieved.
He wanted to comfort himself, so he asked, "She is pretty, isn't she?"
After all, she is a sexy ghost.
Shi Anan was silent for a while, then told the cruel truth, "This sexy ghost... is a man."
Fitness trainer:?!
The live broadcast room exploded——
[Hahahahahahahahahahaha]
[Suddenly I feel that he is a bit miserable]
[Brother, is it your muscles that attracted him? ]
The fitness trainer almost cried, "Male?"
Aren't all sexy ghosts supposed to be female?
He thought about the cup he used every day being used again by the male ghost, the bed, his fitness equipment, and that...
Suddenly I felt nauseous.
vomit.
Although he is gentle, he is straight!
Fitness coach, "Master Shi, what does he like about me?"
Can't he change it?
Shi Anan thought about it, looked at the screen with her bright eyes, and guessed seriously, "Maybe it was because it was too hot when you were climbing the mountain and you took off your coat, and the ghost saw you and became fascinated by you?"
It was hard for her to judge the ghost's thoughts, this was something she had figured out and deduced.
The comments were all laughing like crazy——
【Crazy for you】
[Hahahahahahahahaha, let me ask you, is this a lucky break? ]
The fitness coach collapsed, "Master Shi, what should I do?"
He pounded the table and hugged the pillow, looking like he was going crazy.
Shi Anan wanted to laugh a little, but remained serious.
In this case, it is usually necessary to capture the ghost.
Shi Anan said: "Private message me your address, I'll come over after I get off the air."
After receiving Shi Anan's reply, the fitness coach immediately gave her five pieces of beef jerky.
You can send gifts on the Lion and Tiger platform. There are several types of gifts, including: zoo, big lion, beef jerky, crushed peanuts, grass biscuits, wild roses, etc.
The beef jerky is worth one thousand each.
Shi Anan looked at the gifts, counted the money, and felt satisfied.
She received the address and sent the payment code to the fitness coach.
Gifts are gifts, but fortune-telling requires payment.
She disconnected the fitness coach and read out the last vacancy from yesterday, "ID: Ruhua Saiya, is it convenient to connect?"
Soon, the video started.
A huge corgi head appeared on the screen, and the corgi stuck out its tongue at Shi Anan.
Shi Anan:?
Can pets in this world also become spirits?
But soon, the Corgi was taken away, and a girl about twenty years old appeared on the screen. She had fiery red hair, a very arrogant expression, and was dressed in a somewhat trendy style.
She put one foot on the computer desk and spoke in a very social tone, "Shi Anan, right? I heard that you changed your career and became a charlatan. I want you to help me calculate the marriage fate of this dog of mine."
She even picked up the dog, straightened its head, and said, "Come here, Big Butt, let Master Shi see your face."
Shi Anan: ...
Awesome.
Studio--
[Is this a hater? Look at the poster behind her, it’s Shi Qingshuang’s makeup photo for “Fantasy Sea”]
[Sure enough, it’s not that I don’t want to take revenge, it’s just that the time has not come yet. Shi Anan stepped on Shi Qingshuang to get to the top in the variety show, and she will be liquidated sooner or later]
[The Frost Powder in the front is it? If you have time to monitor my An An, why not go to Weibo and watch your Shuang Shuang post a message? Isn't it too dark that the PR doesn't know how to wash it off? ]
[It's so funny. If you have time to pay attention to my family, why not watch how your An An interprets the dog's face? Do you really think that if you set up a personal image, people will believe in metaphysics and horoscopes? ]
Shi Anan's live broadcast was directed from Weibo. In addition to those who really want to have their fortune told, there are also Shi Anan's fans, those who come to watch the fun, and fans of other groups.
Because of this person's appearance, the fans started quarreling.
The red-haired girl was very proud, her feet trembled, and she challenged, "Why not? Are you going to ruin your image? I don't think you are possessed by a ghost at such a young age. Why don't you say anything?"
The tone of voice was clearly a revenge for what she had said last night when she had exposed Shi Qingshuang.
Shi Anan was very calm, her pretty face didn't show any expression.
She even went to the refrigerator to get a cup of milk tea, took a sip, and then said slowly: "Your dog is castrated, so you have no marriage affinity."
After saying that, he directly closed the connection.
When the red-haired girl saw this, An An ignored her provocation completely, it was like a punch hitting cotton, and she was almost angry to death.
But I can only rage helplessly.
Studio--
[An An is right to do this. Don't pay too much attention to people like this. The more you talk to her, the more she will show off.]
[In the eyes of this kind of people, whatever you do is wrong, you are just a black fan]
[Yes, Shi Qingshuang has become a dramatic and vicious person. You were absolutely right to expose her last night. The haters are just looking for trouble.]
Shi Anan’s fans are standing up for her.
Most netizens are smart nowadays, and many of them speak up for Shi Anan and comfort Shi Anan.
Shi Anan thought they were cute, so she said, "Since whatever I do is wrong, then I can do anything, so I'll block them~"
Some of the netizens were just watching the fun, but they all had to admit that Shi Anan had a good attitude.
Shi Anan saw that she could calculate it once more, so she said, "Let's randomly connect with one more person now. In the future, we will randomly connect with three people every day for live broadcasts, and each divination will cost 5,000."
Soon, Shi Anan connected with someone.
Shi Anan: "Hello, Yanyan's mother."
After she finished speaking, she also sent the payment code in a private message.
After the connection was established, a middle-aged woman appeared on the screen with a kitchen in the background. She was wearing an apron and was obviously watching the live broadcast while doing housework.
She didn't expect that she would be so lucky, and there was a hint of distrust on her face. "My last name is Chen, you can call me Aunt Chen."
"But are you really accurate? I don't know any celebrities. I just randomly found you. I just want to see if you are accurate or not."
"If you can't calculate it correctly, I won't give you the money."
Shi Anan took a look at her and could roughly judge that she was an honest and simple housewife who only cared about her husband and daughter.
She is hardworking, frugal, financially sound and very vigilant.
Such people are not easily deceived into buying health products even when they are old.
Studio--
[Whether this is accurate or not depends on whether you believe it or not]
The netizens all started to learn how to speak like Shi An An, but some troublemakers would also say: [Don’t support calling the police, I’ll be your witness]
Shi Anan took a sip of the milk tea and felt that it was a bit sweet.
He frowned, then said calmly: "Your daughter is not in a premature relationship."
Aunt Chen was immediately shocked.
How did Shi Anan guess it before she even asked?
She doesn't watch variety shows and has never seen how amazing Shi Anan is. She just thought that Shi Anan guessed it because she looked at her homepage and saw that she often posted some clips of her daughter's life.
She said distrustfully, "But her grades have been bad recently, she comes home later than before, and spends a lot more money. I went to school to see her once, and I saw her walking with a boy."
Studio--
[After I became a mother, I especially understood this feeling. Really, I worried about my child. When she was in school, I was worried that she would fall in love too early and that her grades would be bad. After she started working, I was worried that she would not be able to find a husband because of her poor work. After she found a husband, I was worried again...]
[If your grades are bad, there's usually something wrong with you. At least your mind isn't on studying anymore.]
[That can’t be said, right? Poor grades may also be due to bad luck. Just like when I guessed the multiple-choice questions before, if I got five out of ten right, my score would be good, but if I got one wrong due to bad luck, my score would drop.]
【What kind of student is in front】
[Auntie, why don’t you stop fortune-telling and talk to the class teacher? Fortune-telling can’t help your daughter’s grades, right? ]
Aunt Chen saw a comment and couldn't help but explain, "My daughter always gets first place in exams. She can't have gotten it by chance."
But as she looked at it, she felt that she was too impulsive, and she went to find someone to tell her fortune. If her husband knew that she had asked for five thousand yuan, he would scold her to death.
Shi Anan looked at her subtle expression and had no intention of explaining.
She spoke in a concise manner, "Go to the last drawer of your daughter's bedside table and take out her diary. Find the password and unlock it, and you will understand."
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