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As the rain gradually stopped, He Ye and Gu Siyan, who had completed their mission on the other side, also rushed over.

Yun Tinglan saw He Ye from afar, but the program had not yet reached her, so she could only pretend not to see it and continued to sit in the houseboat and watch He Ye and their live broadcast room.

The shore pd issued a new task.

"The next task for the two teachers is to play pot tossing."

He popularized the history of throwing arrows, and then began to explain the rules of throwing arrows. "It's very simple. Two teachers each hold eight arrows to play. Our pot has three calibers, the middle one is large and the two sides are small. An arrow with a small caliber is worth four points, and an arrow with a large caliber is worth three points."

He Ye looked at the tossing pot area, which was about 1.5 meters tall, and he was full of heroic spirit. "No big deal, I'll go first." As he said that, he picked up the arrow and prepared to throw.

Gu Siyan grabbed He Ye. He had a lot of experience in variety shows and was worried that the production team was cheating. He asked cautiously, "What's the use of this score?"

PD: "The score is linked to your lunch menu. The higher the score, the richer the menu."

He Ye's originally indifferent attitude was immediately adjusted. It's okay to play games, but don't joke about food. She argued, "I've never played this before. You have to give me a chance to get used to it, right? You can't cheat us too much."

Gu Siyan walked up to the PD and used his eloquence, "We've worked so hard this morning, don't you feel guilty for doing this? Just having a meal, you're playing tricks? That's not what you said when you invited us. You said we were going to pass on our culture, why are you playing tricks on us for a meal?"

"You are lying. This is bad behavior. It will have a bad influence on the audience, especially the children. Do you understand?"

"Look at the red marks on our fingers from the needles. They still hurt. How can we pinch the arrow with our fingers?"

"Yes, my hands still hurt!" He Ye also put her fingers full of needle holes in front of the camera. The red dots were particularly conspicuous on her white and round fingertips.

Although her fans felt sorry for her, they rolled over with laughter when they thought of the "Good Luck Lianlian Duck" she embroidered.

It was clearly a picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water, but she insisted on embroidering it into a duck swimming under lotus leaves. In order to pass the test, Gu Siyan lied with his eyes open and said that it was the Lucky Lotus Duck created by Lotus Leaf.

"Pfft, I can't help it. I want to laugh when I think of the embroiderer's expression now."

"I seriously suspect that the embroiderer didn't want to be tortured by the lotus leaf anymore, so she gritted her teeth and accepted the lucky lotus duck to let them pass."

"Is there any need to doubt this? Isn't it obvious?"

The leaves made all kinds of jokes, and the comments were full of “hahahaha”.

The haters were all stunned.

Passersby couldn't help but feel sympathy for the lotus leaf.

The only one who has been used as a meme by her true fans is He Ye. One fan is worth ten haters! But I have to say, this girl is quite interesting.

She is so silly but really cute. Why did I feel that she was a bit weird before? How could she have such a brain?

PD: "...I can give you one chance. It's a trial vote, but it won't count."

Even the strong man can't stand it, the beautiful woman is acting coquettishly.

Gu Siyan wanted to talk about the conditions, but He Ye nodded with satisfaction, "One chance, right? Eight arrows, okay."

PD corrected with a bitter face: "No, it's one chance, not eight."

He Ye nodded seriously: "Yes, I understand, it's an opportunity, eight arrows!"

Gu Siyan was about to get bald when he saw He Ye nod, but he immediately understood what she meant and started to cooperate. "Yes, you said it yourself. One chance, eight arrows per person. Oh, okay, we have to practice, don't waste our time."

PD who was pushed aside: "..."

I've only heard that He Ye is pretentious and spoiled, but I've never heard that she can be so shameless. Is it appropriate for Teacher Gu to act stupid like this?

Originally, he disagreed, but when he saw that He Ye had thrown the ball five times in a row without making any shot, he shut his mouth again.

Never mind, no difference.

Gu Siyan remained calm when the first few lotus leaves didn't go in, but he was dumbfounded when he saw that none of the lotus leaves went in.

When he got his hands on it, he only hit four of the large-caliber arrows out of eight. He complained to the camera dejectedly, "The production crew is deliberately not letting us eat properly! At this hour, I'm starving, and I still have to earn lunch here. It's so pitiful."

He understands the effects of variety shows, and his crying made everyone ignore the fact that they were not very accurate, and they just felt that they were so miserable. But everyone just loved to see them get humiliated.

The barrage of comments is so joyful.

Yun Tinglan was no longer calm. She turned her head and looked at the female PD: "Are we having lunch together?"

What she would eat for lunch would not be determined by the results of the game between these two people, right? Seeing the female PD nod, Yun Tinglan felt a toothache.

She had just looked at the farm menu, the good news was that there was a full Dutch feast, the bad news was that it would cost fifty cents to eat.

Watching the touching aiming of the two people in the live broadcast room, she seemed to see Quan Heyan saying goodbye to her.

That won't work!

Yun Tinglan asked the female PD: "Can I participate?"

She wants a full Dutch feast.

So powerful!

The surprise came so suddenly that the female PD was a little confused.

The superiors had instructed not to embarrass this ancestor, so she didn't expect this ancestor to cooperate. Now that the eldest lady has taken the initiative to participate, it's a great thing.

The female PD nodded vigorously: "Of course."

When Yun Tinglan came ashore, Gu Siyan and He Ye were hugging each other and crying exaggeratedly, hoping that the PD would relent and give them another chance.

Suddenly, they heard bursts of screams from the crowd and they subconsciously looked over.

When He Ye saw the person coming, she was stunned. Her first reaction was to rub her eyes. She was not dazzled!

Immediately, she pushed Gu Siyan who was blocking her way away and rushed towards Yun Tinglan, her eyes full of stars and excitement, "Sister, I miss you so much! You are really too much. When you called me last night, you said you were busy designing jewelry! Why didn't you tell me that you were coming to record the show?"

"I am indeed drawing the design, but I didn't tell you the location." Yun Tinglan patted the legs that were wrapped around her waist with lotus leaves helplessly, reminding her to pay attention to her image.

Only then did He Ye jump down and hugged Yun Tinglan's arm tightly.

Gu Siyan knew that Yun Tinglan was the guest of this episode, but He Ye’s push made him fly out.

She complained to the camera speechlessly, "This girl is too real. When her best friend didn't come, she said to me, Teacher Gu, we are good partners, and no one can abandon the other."

"When her bestie came, I was completely swept away by her." The eye roll was exaggerated and funny. He couldn't help laughing after he said it, and the commentary was full of joy.

"That's definitely not a comparison." He Ye held Yun Tinglan with one hand, and proudly put one hand on her waist, and said to the PD, "Next, lock us together. I will be Yun Yun's leg pendant, and no one can separate us!"

The barrage of comments immediately exploded.

"Is there something wrong with me? I always feel like there's something... full of sluttish vibes between the two of you!"

"There is something wrong with these two people. They are full of orange smells."

"Is Ye Zi here? How much does He Ye weigh? Last week, wasn't there a marketing account mocking He Ye for being too fat? This Hao Yun... seems to be holding her very easily?"

"The above person should be careful with what he says, lest some fans are too sensitive and start to feel bad for their brother."

"I am. Our He Ye only weighs 94 kilograms and is 1.65 meters tall. She is very thin. It is obviously someone's loser. Even the princess hug has to be suspended by wires. After the behind-the-scenes footage was exposed, they put the blame on us Ye Ye, saying that she is too fat. It's ridiculous."

"Yes, the young lady can hold our Ye Ye with one hand. How dare someone step on our Ye Ye? If I were him, I would be so ashamed that I would die."

He Ye and Yun Tinglan were unaware of the commotion caused by the barrage, and were instead looking at PD.

PD: "...the next step will be collective action."

He Ye didn't care whether it was a collective action or not, as long as she could be together with her daughter Yunyun. When she saw the arrows brought by the female PD, she took the initiative to take them and use them as a quiver for Yun Tinglan.

Yun Tinglan lowered the distance, took the arrow, and drew his bow to both sides. "Swish, swish", he threw the arrows into his ears one after another.

Gu Siyan, who originally wanted to share some thoughts based on his own experience, silently withdrew his foot.

He Ye's eyes were full of excitement. She handed out two more arrows attentively, with beautiful dimples on her lips. "Well done, Yunyun. Come on, come on, you're the best!"

A smile spread in Yun Tinglan's eyes, and with a "swish", two arrows were shot at the same time and hit the ear.

"Even the ears are pierced!" Gu Siyan also clenched his fist in surprise, "Well done!"

"All hits! All hits!" The lotus leaf twisted happily.

In the barrage, the fans all covered their faces and said that the idol’s behavior should not be attributed to the fans.

Made many netizens laugh.

Now that he had a feel for the ball, Yun Tinglan was no longer conservative and hit the target again and again with a “Shua shua” sound.

When there were only two left, she narrowed her eyes and fired again.

"Yi Gan! Yes, Yi Gan!" Gu Siyan slapped his thigh, stood up suddenly, and looked at the production team, "This deserves ten points, right? Two for twenty points!"

The staff of the program were stunned. Is this possible? They had only seen it in books, and had never seen anyone do it in real life.

I quickly leaned forward to confirm, and it was true!

Just go see the director.

The director's eyes stayed on Hukou, and he only came to his senses when he heard the screams of the crowd in the distance.

He stared at Yun Tinglan with burning eyes. In an instant, he thought of several explosive points and nodded firmly, "Yes, 20 points!"

Yun Tinglan nodded with satisfaction.

It’s a sure thing. With the 18 points from He Ye and the others, we’ll have the whole He Banquet.

"All-lotus feast! All-lotus feast!" With the supporter, Lotus Leaf completely let herself go, "Hurry up, arrange the all-lotus feast, we are so hungry that we feel dizzy."

Yun Tinglan nodded secretly. That’s right, the full Dutch banquet should be arranged quickly because she was hungry.

The assistant director pulled the director's sleeve and winked at him, "Director, if we give them a full Dutch banquet, how will we proceed with the rest of the process?"

Their original plan was that Tang Jinli and Jiang Momo would come here to rescue and help them win the All-Netherlands Banquet.

The fun, tension, and watchability are all maximized, and the live broadcast is turned off at the critical moment, leaving enough suspense for post-editing.

Want to know the results? No problem, the edited version is here.

But now...

No matter how well Tang Jinli and Jiang Momo perform, the result is already determined, so how can they leave any hope?

They are so difficult!

The director was calm and composed. What was he in a hurry for? Isn't the daughter of the Huo family more explosive than a traffic star? If it could be revealed that Shengtian had changed its owner and she was the actual controlling shareholder, that would be big news.

However, he only dared to think about it, because this matter could not be leaked from him anyway.

Okay, you are the director, you have the final say. The assistant director is stroking his bald head, and he will always have the tall guy to hold up the sky if it falls.