Elden Ring: Atai vows to have a perfect ending

As I said before, the Rodel Catacombs is the first cyber-ghost wall for young French people. Even the Sons of Evil Omens living in this sewer will be trapped in it and unable to escape if they chase thieves in. Even if they escape inexplicably in the end, they will still be left with some psychological trauma.

But who am I, A-Ting Ling? I am a super intelligence agent who has mastered 80 to 90 percent of the map of the Elden Ring!

This cemetery can basically be divided into three layers.

The first floor gives people a basic impression of the cemetery structure. After passing the BOSS room, you first find a room with a pool of water. Looking up, you can see the second floor and the mechanism to open the BOSS room door. Then go around most of the circle and encounter a flame-breathing gargoyle pillar. Go up to the second floor from the door in the middle of this passage, go around most of the circle again, and jump back into the pool.

The structures of the second and third floors are almost exactly the same as the first floor. However, when the second pool is found and the person exploring the maze jumps down without the door mechanism seen before, he or she actually steps into the Möbius loop. No matter which way they go, they seem to return to the same pool of water.

Even if you walk back from the second pool, you can find a fake BOSS door, which is exactly the same as the one on the first floor.

In the game, players can also find flaws by observing the different distribution of monsters.

But after I stepped into this ghost place, I found that these immortals were everywhere, either wandering around randomly or lying on the ground pretending to be dead. When they saw people, they would rush up to give them a hug, or spray people with poisonous water from their hearts.

It's already frustrating enough to be wandering around in circles in the maze and unable to get out. After being tormented by these guys, it's natural for me to break down my defenses, get angry and humiliated, and frantically look for a way out. In the end, when the adrenaline wears off, I fall into despair of never being able to get out.

The key to breaking the deadlock is actually hidden in the fire-breathing stone pillar you encounter the second time. By going up from here, you can find the real way out and return to the real first floor.

It's like people would think that the first, second and third floors of the pools would be neatly arranged like the buildings, but in fact, the maze staggered them, with the second and third floors standing side by side, but the first floor was turned 180 degrees and there was a secret path connecting them.

Moreover, for someone like me who is familiar with maps, there is another way to skip class.

That is, when you are at the first floor pool, just throw a rope around the stone pillar on the second floor, and then climb up!

Reverse strategy for the maze cemetery!

This way you can easily avoid the flame-spraying stone pillars, and you don't have to worry about being attacked by the old six stone statue ghosts~

Of course, there is no need to rush to open the door to the final BOSS room in the cemetery.

After all, the task that Tron gave me was to find the Sons of Evil who were lost here, not to deal with the final BOSS.

I took Melina to explore the cemetery in reverse, and even she couldn't help but marvel: "I didn't expect that this underground cemetery would be so complicated. And Lord Ling, can you remember the roads on each level clearly?"

"Well, to be honest, this is relatively simple. There are various hidden doors in the future, and passages are hidden in the floor or under the elevator... I just remember a few key locations." I said with a smile.

Relying on the knowledge in the game, Melina and I found the four Sons of Evil Omen who were trapped on the second and third floors in a blink of an eye.

The statue of the evil young son given by Tron was indeed useful. When the big guys saw it, they were all so grateful that they almost hugged my thighs and called me boss.

But when they met each other, there was a hint of awkwardness, and they were not as excited as when they met me, an outsider.

——Perhaps, in this cycle that cannot be escaped, many things have happened between the Children of Evil Omen.

Leading a group of people, he walked out of the second and third floors of the Mobius loop through the secret passage, turned back, and looked for the Son of Evil Omen hidden in the mechanism of the fire-breathing stone pillar on the first floor.

The other party was guarding the holy object he had taken back diligently - the Furnace Scale Amulet.

According to the Son of Evil Omen, after he took back the holy relic, the bloody believer disappeared, and he was worried that he would go back into the maze, so he chose to wait for rescue here.

——But brother, from this position you’ll be out if you just take a few more steps!

Well, maybe it was because they had been wandering around for too long that the Son of Evil Omen had lost the will to find a way out. As soon as he saw the pool, fear arose from the bottom of his heart.

Just like the only fallen evil omen encountered on the road, according to the Son of Evil Omen who was guarding next to him, in the search for a way out day after day, he lost his mind and slaughtered those immortals madly, and even fought with his companions, as if only fighting and pain could give him the motivation to stay alive.

But in the end, the guy couldn't stand the torture anymore, so he found a quiet corner and ended his life.

It is hard to imagine how difficult it is for someone blessed by Queen Marika to commit suicide. He has to do it again and again until the runes in his body are completely dissipated. It is a long and painful process.

So, when I led this group of people to open the door of the final BOSS room in the cemetery, how desperate was the "blood sacrifice" Esgar who was hiding inside, the thief who stole the holy relics of the Sons of Evil Omens.

The bleeding dog didn't even dare to bark.

Esgar had just emerged from the pool of blood and was saying contemptuously: "Wow, foolish man, thanks to you, I was finally able to escape from this prison...prison?"

Four or five Sons of Evil Omens rushed in immediately. Before Esgar could react, he was rushed over by this group of resentful guys and chopped into pieces.

——So, why do villains talk so much nonsense?

——If I were Esgar, I would have taken advantage of the moment the door opened and the dim environment to escape in a pool of blood.

"Where's the man? Where's that bastard?"

"...Brother Ling, that little dog ran towards you!"

——Huh? Really coming?!

I quickly drew out the Night Starfire, but even with the lantern and the molten flame power of the knife illuminating the surroundings, I still couldn't find the pool of blood that Esgar had turned into.

"He ran away!" a son of evil omen shouted, and everyone rushed over immediately.

As if I were a blind person, I could only turn around and run out the door.

——Since he wanted to escape, he must have headed outside the Rodel Underground Cemetery!

I hurriedly chased after him, but saw the tall figure of Trone next to the golden light of blessing. He grabbed Esgar's neck like catching a chicken and lifted him up from the ground.

Perhaps because he caught a glimpse of me from the corner of his eye, Trone said with a smile: "Brother Zero, well done. I have been looking for the bastard for a long time!"

"Tron."

"You son of a bitch, hand over my Furnace Scale now. If you really want it, tell Mung to get it himself!" Tron brought the "blood sacrifice" Esgar in front of him, and the horns on his head were poked into his forehead and bleeding.

And a son of evil omen who was following behind me said quickly: "Boss, I have retrieved the holy object!"

"Oh, really?" Trone smiled crookedly, "Then you are useless."

Then, there was a "crack" sound, and Esgar's neck was broken. Tron threw him under his feet and stomped on him, splashing blood everywhere.

Then, Trone turned around and opened his arms: "Brothers, you have worked hard, welcome back!"

"Boss." The evil omens that I brought out of the cemetery cried out in tears and rushed towards Tron one after another.

Even Tron couldn't resist the enthusiasm of his brothers. He was squeezed in the middle and almost huddled into a ball: "Hahaha, are you guys crying? You should smile more now that you can escape from this damn place, haha——"

"Boss, you are right. Yes, we should smile~"

——······Don’t accuse me of pouring cold water on your touching reunion.

——Cry when you need to.

The evil omens were crying bitterly, and they all had bitter faces to begin with, but they had to force themselves to smile. Instead, they looked as hideous as if they had been constipated for a long time and were about to defecate but were stuck. It was really not a pleasant sight.

"Brother Zero." Trone suddenly called me, "And sister Melina, I am indeed the one who offended you before. I was not polite to you two. I hope you can forgive me."

"... It's okay. After all, it was my fault for not understanding what Mr. Monget said and putting the mask on my face that caused such a big mistake." The other party was sincere, so I smiled and stopped pursuing the matter. "Besides, I'm used to the unlucky physique of the Fader, who is disliked by everyone."

"Faded? Oh, look carefully, you are indeed a person without light." A ball of golden light condensed in the palm of Tron's hand and threw it towards me. "I just happened to take something from this bastard. Take it, brother, as an apology and thank you."

The amulet "The Joy of the Blood King", and there are also 50,000 runes.

I remember that Esgar in the first week shouldn't be able to give so much. It should be that Tron himself also contributed a little. He was quite generous.

Of course, I accepted it without hesitation.

"By the way, you said before that you still need my help?"

"Ah, that's right."

Just when I was about to have a good talk with Tron about the Fire Madman, I suddenly heard hurried footsteps coming from the corridor: "Boss, Boss Tron, no, it's bad! That rat-shit hunter named Zero is lying to us! He..."

The evil omen hurried over from upstairs, but the moment he saw me, he couldn't help but stop: "Eh? Why are you here again?"

Melina and I looked at each other, and the conclusion was self-evident.

——Crazy A Ling is here!