After my junior brother lost his spouse, the whole cultivation world came to smell the smell

Song Yunju turned and looked at Bai Yinchen, feeling a little timid, knowing that he must have angered his master.

Even if he has some opinions about Bai Yinchen now, he still can't afford to offend his master.

He could only timidly say: "Master... Grandmaster! I have no other intentions, I just want to share the worries of my Junior Brother Lin."

Bai Yinchen smiled brightly, "Look at what you said, it's as if I have other intentions."

Lin Songyan: ...

If the Tea City were to open, there would definitely be a cordon, because -

There's someone dead in the tea!

But Song Yunju turned around and sent out another silver thread. In the sunlight, it was as thin as a spider silk, but extremely flexible, and it easily cut through a large piece of uneven bamboo.

Bai Yinchen was equally unwilling to be outdone, and quickly used his magic sword to sweep away thousands of enemies, cutting down all the bamboo within a ten-meter radius.

Lin Songyan saw that something was wrong and hurried over to stop Song Yunju, "Brother Song, that's enough, I say! I only need ten in total!"

But how could Song Yunju hear Lin Songyan talking? He completely transformed into Bald Qiang, chopping bamboos in the bamboo forest in a domineering manner!

Bai Yinchen was not willing to be outdone, and spread his feathers wildly in front of Lin Songyan, like a proud old peacock who had just married for the second time.

When Lin Songyan saw this scene, with bamboo cutting dust floating all over the sky, he could only shake his head and walk back.

There's no fucking bamboo left to cut here...

He believed that someone would transport the bamboo back to him so that he wouldn't have to do it again.

Unexpectedly, Lin Songyan had just taken a few steps when he happened to see a sharp scimitar. The knife flew out, like a bright moon shining in the sky!

In the process of going back and forth, hundreds of bamboos in the same straight line were all pulled down towards one person.

That was Lian Lingyu, who was swinging a machete to chop bamboo, but ended up getting himself into trouble.

If this hits him, his head might be split open!

"Oh...Ah! Ah! Ah!" Lian Lingyu ran back in fright.

But the child didn't know how to hide and actually ran in a straight line. As a result, all the tall bamboos fell on him!

Lin Songyan passed by and looked at Lian Lingyu who was being pressed down by a dozen bamboos. He asked, "Are you performing an acrobatic performance - stir-fried bamboo shoots with meat?"

Lian Lingyu then saw Lin Songyan. He was lying on the ground, obviously surprised and shocked, his puppy eyes were bright.

"Hey? Lin Songyan, I was just saying I would bring the bamboo back to you so you can make a bamboo raft, and I just happened to run into you!"

Lian Lingyu barely managed to get his left hand out from the pile of bamboos, "Quick, help me up, I can't get up!"

Lin Songyan covered his mouth and smiled, saying: "I'm sorry~ I'm just a person without good intentions. Don't like me, you will become unhappy!"

Having said that, Lin Songyan ran away without looking back.

After all, he didn't ask these people to cut bamboo for him. They just wanted to show off their muscles. What does it have to do with him?

Not long after he left, Lian Lingyu stood up with a somersault and chopped the bamboos into even pieces with his machete.

Can't he get up?

He simply wanted to act like a spoiled brat to Lin Songyan, touch her little hand and then pull her into his arms.

This kid only thinks about these things, and probably won’t think about more. He is not an old rogue like Bai Yinchen.

As Lin Songyan walked, he saw some vines climbing in some places, which could be used to make a bamboo raft.

That’s a good idea!

He tried to pull it, and the vine was quite long. It was a natural rope, a perfect tool for bondage!

Lin Songyan was looking for the source of the vines, and along the way he admired many small wild flowers in early spring. They looked so cute as they shook their heads in the wind.

I feel so good when no one disturbs me!

He walked along the vine for a while and saw that the ultimate source was under a large rock.

He had no knife, so he had to pull it hard.

He kicked the big rock with force, and with his other hand, he wrapped several vines around himself and pulled them out!

I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but the stones in this border town are quite soft.

He kicked hard!

Snapped--

The vines are really broken!

Lin Songyan thought to himself that he had indeed become much stronger and could even tear apart such a thick vine.

However, when he pulled, the big rock was also pulled along with him!

A dark hole appeared under the stone.

At this moment, the stone suddenly opened its eyes and grew a pair of...pink lips.

Shitou spoke in a very pleasant voice, with that cute girlish voice, "Hey, who are you working for? Why haven't I seen you before?"

Lin Songyan:???

What does this stone spirit mean?

Lin Songyan knew that he must have opened the door to some other world at this time, but he couldn't say to others, "I opened the wrong door, sorry, I won't dare to do it again next time."

It would be strange if people didn’t use it to stew chicken in a hotpot!

So he could only make up a lie and said, "I am Ah Xing's subordinate. I came to see if you were doing a good job and whether you were taking the opportunity to slack off. I didn't expect you to be dozing off here!"

The stone spirit was silent for a few seconds, looking him up and down.

In these few seconds, Lin Songyan was already sweating profusely. He thought of various ways of death, such as being stewed in a pot with some pepper.

Either they are steamed in a steamer into spring rolls, or fried in a frying pan until both sides are golden brown and then sprinkled with breadcrumbs.

But he didn't expect that the stone spirit would suddenly turn into a fucking crossdresser.

Damn, a goblin? When I'm unlucky, even shitting gets stuck in my teeth!

It was clearly a bearded man with a slightly bloated figure and his belly sticking out of his shorts.

The pink little skirt is decorated with ruffles, the sleeves are fluttering, and there are two Balabala energy seven-color swallowtail butterflies on her head.

The stone spirit came up and tapped Lin Songyan's shoulder, saying:

"Oh... why didn't you tell me earlier? I'm not being lazy. I was just waiting for you to come back and open the door, sister."

"Axing, how is he doing recently? He hasn't been back for a long time~"

Lin Songyan was a little confused after hearing this. It seemed that there was also an Ah Xing in their fairy cave.

This is not too outrageous. After all, those called Ah Xing are just like sesame seeds in a dragon fruit. When you flush the toilet, there will be some that refuse to go away.

So, Lin Songyan thought he had gotten away with it by chance.

"Ahaha, Ah Xing, he's fine. He's gained some weight recently and can eat four bowls of rice in one meal."

The stone spirit's eyes rolled around and he scratched the chest hair that was sticking out from the side of his collar.

"Oh, that's great. By the way, come in first, and let's catch up with each other."

As he said that, he pulled Lin Songyan into the cave and pinched Lin Songyan's face.

"Oh my, it's so juicy, how come it's so juicy, how do you maintain it normally?"

Lin Songyan: ...

"Evening and evening, I also apply three facial masks a day, and a thick lard sleeping mask!"

"Then in the morning, apply two layers of lime and some white flour, and it will be fine and white."

The stone spirit laughed and said, "Really? Sister, let's go in and talk!"

But Lin Songyan kept using her foot to brake and refused to go in, saying, "Sister, I... I have something else to do. I have to go back and cook for Ah Xing!"

Stone Spirit: "Why are you in such a hurry to cook? Let's talk about how to take care of your skin."

Lin Songyan begged for a long time, but it was of no use. The stone spirit dragged him into the cave.

At this time, several men in brightly colored women's clothing came out from the cave entrance and pulled him, saying, "You're welcome. Come in and exchange ideas on how to stay in shape."

Lin Songyan hooked his feet on the bamboo next to him and said, "I'm not going. I only keep in shape by escaping."