After my junior brother lost his spouse, the whole cultivation world came to smell the smell

As soon as the rooster crowed in the early morning, Lin Songyan put on his clothes and went out to prepare breakfast for Ah Xing.

As a guest, he can't ask the host to get up early to serve him. He should be more self-conscious.

However, he didn't expect that as soon as he pushed the door open, there was a rustling sound of tiles on the roof, and someone flew down from above his head, like a White Ghost, and stood in front of him.

This person is actually Bai Yinchen again!

When I woke up early in the morning and saw the God of Plague, I was really shocked. I will be in an emo mood all day, okay?

Lin Songyan pretended not to see it, lifted the door curtain and walked into the kitchen. As long as he pretended not to exist, the plague god would not bother him.

He prepared to make a fire and steam a rice cake for Ah Xing.

Lin Songyan actually doesn’t know how to steam rice cakes, but it shouldn’t be difficult if he figures it out.

Unexpectedly, the White Plague God followed in again at this time.

Lin Songyan ignored him and just pounded the leftover rice from last night.

Bai Yinchen didn't say anything, he just drew his sword and stood beside Lin Songyan.

Lin Songyan was finally startled and asked: "Are you sick?"

"You squatted on my roof all night last night, and in the morning you wanted to rape me with a knife? Are you trying to push me over the stove and play with me? Huh?"

Bai Yinchen:……

His expression was like that of a good man who had been wronged. He deserved to be awarded a grievance award.

So, he looked so pitiful and scratched the pile of logs next to him a few times.

The white sword energy swam like silver dragons, and the logs became neat little strips...

Bai Yinchen nodded proudly at the chopped firewood, and then smiled a happy but extremely weird smile, as if he was a wild fox fairy worshipped in some rural area.

This wild fox fairy is more frightening than the god of plague!

Lin Songyan:???

"Bai Yinchen, if you are not mute, can you explain to me what you are doing?"

Is he planning to steal Lin Songyan's job? Is he planning to stay in this bamboo house with Ah Xing for a few days?

But Bai Yinchen was a little surprised. He pointed at the firewood and said to Lin Songyan: "I'm helping you silently."

"Don't you feel more relaxed?"

Lin Songyan: ...

Silently? Easily?

Lin Songyan closed his eyes, forced his blood pressure down, and said: "Why don't you just push me on the stove and start. I'm scared if you do that..."

Today, Bai Yinchen suddenly came over alone, pretending to learn from Lei Feng and do good deeds without leaving his name, but every move he made was carefully planned!

First, coming down from the roof, he showed off his graceful demeanor, looking down at the ground and revealing his angular jawline.

Second, when he entered the kitchen, he seemed to want to help with the work, but he did not do any housework. He was a quiet, handsome man.

Thirdly, it looked like he was chopping wood, but he was actually using 100% of his sword energy, which was so vast and boundless that it seemed as if he was doing demolition, and by the way, he also made a dog hole in the bamboo house.

Oh, this is such a satisfying sexual harassment!

Then, he asked Lin Songyan, "Are you touched?"

Lin Songyan said he "dared not move".

Just as the two were confronting each other, the Gu slave who was crawling darkly like a black widow in the kitchen took a look through the gap.

Oh... I don't want to do this anymore... I always want to quit.

But... Mo Cangming paid a very high salary...

She clearly instructed Bai Yinchen to help Lin Songyan with the work, and he silently took on the heavy and tiring work by the side without saying a word.

Who knew that Mo Cangming could do anything so effortlessly? And this effortlessness on Bai Yinchen's cold face seemed to mock Lin Songyan as a piece of trash who could do nothing!

Bai Yinchen's existence seemed to set off the unhelpful Ah Xing, who was simply Lin Songyan's well-behaved and sensible husband!

The Gu slave looked into the bamboo house. At this time, Lin Songyan had been stirring the rice for a while and was a little tired, so he started to make a fire.

For a moment, thick smoke billowed and the air became filled with foul fumes.

After all, he is just a college student and is not very good at making fire. It was Ah Xing who made the fire yesterday, so he has to do it by himself today.

He choked and a lot of snot and tears came out, "Cough cough cough."

He took out a fan and fanned the smoke out.

Bai Yinchen, who was standing behind him, saw this and used his internal strength to try to blast the smoke away.

He even casually complained to Lin Songyan: "Can't you even start a fire? You're really useless."

Lin Songyan: ...

It’s no wonder people say that about him, making a fire was indeed a necessary skill in ancient times.

But he was not convinced by Bai Yinchen at all, and he retorted casually: "If you can do it, then do it. If you can't, don't talk nonsense."

Bai Yinchen couldn't quite understand what he said, but he could guess it from his expression.

"Okay, it would be strange if you could steam rice cakes with your method. Go out and wait."

So, Bai Yinchen grabbed Lin Songyan's shoulders and threw him out of the kitchen, closing the door!

Lin Songyan: ...

He kicked the door angrily and cursed: "Bai Yinchen, what does it have to do with you that I cook for Ah Xing? He will eat it no matter how it's cooked! Let me in!"

But Bai Yinchen did not listen to the advice, but started to busy himself inside by making a fire and cooking.

Mo Cangming has been living on the ground since he was a child, so making fire and cooking is the most normal thing for him.

However, during his time in Qingluan Sect, he found that old man Bai Yinchen really had an easy life. He had someone to serve him, so he didn't have to cook himself in the past few months.

So, today he will let Lin Songyan understand what real skills are and what a real devil is!

If someone can’t even make a fire and cook, he must be a fake devil!

Lin Songyan had been kicking the door outside and was already furious. He kept scolding Bai Yinchen for half an hour without repeating himself.

Mo Cangming, who was making a fuss inside, just thought that he was scolding Bai Yinchen, not himself.

The Gu slave who was crawling in the dark on the roof washed his face with his hands, feeling extremely helpless.

She only hated that there was no skylight in the kitchen so she couldn't go down and pry open her master's head to see if there were any bugs laying eggs inside.

What was going on? It was clearly a very warm moment for the two of them to cook together, but Mo Cangming unexpectedly turned it into a cooking competition.

Should we give him a medal for being the best chef in the world? This is really making Gu Nu laugh...

Since she couldn't persuade her master, she had to do the opposite and persuade Lin Songyan instead.

She carefully came down from the back, pretending to be sleepy and coming out repeatedly, pretending to have met Lin Songyan by chance.

"Hey, hey, isn't this Lin Xiaoxianjun? What are you scolding here?"

Lin Songyan was so angry that his eyes were bloodshot, and he was still kicking the door with gritted teeth!

At the same time, he already had a bad impression of the Gu slave, as it was she who had given him the love Gu last time!

So, he said angrily: "Didn't you see? The white-haired Zongzi that you Miao people can't afford to offend is robbing the tomb in there!"

Gu Nu gave a smiling face, this was really an unexpected disaster...

"Hahaha, we really can't afford to offend Sect Master Bai, so the Holy Lord asked me to serve Sect Master Bai and try to redeem myself from my crimes."

"But, Little Immortal Lin, you wouldn't know that, right? He almost died trying to cure you of the love poison, but as soon as he got better, he came to find you without stopping."

When Lin Songyan heard this, he became even angrier and kicked the door even harder.

"Yes, because I am his cauldron! Do you need to remind me of this?"

The Gu slave held Lin Songyan back, stopping him from kicking the door, and whispered in his ear: "Then do you know why you have the strength to climb over mountains and cross rivers to get here, and do you have the strength to break the door?"

These words startled Lin Songyan. He had long been wondering why his physical condition had improved so much.

If it was Bai Yinchen who nurtured it... then they had not actually practiced together, they just did a hand-washing...

why?

“I don’t even want to know!” Lin Songyan broke free from the Gu slave and slammed his body against the door. “I’m going to fucking fight you, damn Bai Yinchen!”