After my junior brother lost his spouse, the whole cultivation world came to smell the smell
Chapter 75 Lin Songyan must be pleased with me!
Mo Cangming smiled despite the pain from the needle, his eyes emitting endless light.
"Godfather, don't worry, Lin Songyan must be fond of me."
Mo Cangming's body was full of needles, and every inch of his muscles was throbbing with pain.
Because the muscles were overly tense, the silver needle was slowly forced out, so it was a waste of time!
The Holy Lord’s brows were tightly locked. Seeing him like this, I wished I could feel the pain for him!
But in order for Mo Cangming to completely adapt to his new body, he had to push all the needles back to their original depth with tears in his eyes.
Mo Cangming was experiencing the pain of being pricked by multiple needles. Even a Saint King could not endure such a sin.
But Mo Cangming has been able to endure pain since he was a child.
Even when he was bitten by poisonous insects in the Gu River, he was able to hold on to his arms tightly and never cried out.
The only thing that could make Mo Cangming feel pain was his blood feud with the demon clan.
Now, there is one more person—Lin Songyan.
Just now, after hearing Mo Cangming being so confident that Lin Songyan liked him, Saint Lord and Gu Slave looked at each other.
One of them wanted to cry, and the other wanted to laugh.
But he also found Mo Cangming's self-righteousness unreasonable.
Shengjun asked helplessly: "How did you know that he likes you?"
Gu Nu turned around silently, and almost pursed his cherry lips until they were broken, before he could stop himself from laughing at the Demon Lord out loud.
Mo Cangming, however, did not hide his emotions and smiled like a young boy who had just fallen in love.
"When Lin Songyan was poisoned by the love poison, he was in so much pain that he couldn't even open his eyes. He even said to me, 'Mo Cangming, don't jump.'"
"He must have heard about me from the young master a long time ago, so when he was unconscious, he still missed me and felt sorry for me!"
Saint Monarch: ...
Gu Nu: ... tsk...
Gu Nu really wanted to ask Mo Cangming, then, why did Lin Songyan still hold on to Bai Yinchen's corpse?
Then what about using a corpse as a boat?
By the way, can Mo Cangming really tell who Lin Songyan likes?
Perhaps, what is more likely is that Lin Songyan left with Chang Li so decisively and happily that he simply didn't love anyone!
Gu Nu had so much to say that he was almost suffocating, but he couldn't say it out because of his status.
But fortunately, their Saint King was also so depressed that he was about to suffer from femoral head necrosis and could no longer hold back and complain.
Saint Lord: "Cangming, what if Lin Songyan's heart is with Bai Yinchen, or someone else? As far as I know, he has always regarded you as Bai Yinchen."
Gu Nu was clapping for the Holy Lord crazily in his heart, yes, yes, yes, yes, that’s what I meant!
Mo Cangming is simply an emotional idiot, he doesn't understand anything and needs someone to guide him!
But Mo Cangming didn't understand what the Saint Lord meant, and still smiled happily, as if he was a worthless prostitute in a brothel.
"It's OK, foster father. In order to protect Bai Yinchen's body, he actually sat on it himself to block the poisonous insects!"
"From now on, I will continue to live with him under the name of Bai Yinchen, and I can just change back into my own body at night."
Mo Cangming smiled shyly, feeling a little embarrassed in front of his elders.
But perhaps he couldn't bear to go against the Holy Lord, so he added one more sentence.
"If you are really worried, you can let Gu Nu accompany me and answer my questions in this regard."
Gu Nu:……
She pointed to her face. "Me?"
???
Could she not go?
She didn't want to act as a love strategist for a smiling, gay, evil man with worms in his brain!
Help!
The look in her eyes, full of stars, when she looked at the Holy Lord, really was like that of a helpless abducted child.
Please don't let me go on a business trip, Holy Lord!
Who would have thought that the Holy Lord had no bottom line towards Mo Cangming. Even though he felt that his adopted son was outrageous, he still looked indulgent and doting.
"Okay, godfather will do as you say. Gu Nu is indeed a talented person in this area!"
Gu Nu: Hehehe, you can get a monthly increase in pay for going on business trips!
Is she changing hands now? When will this end?
Does it mean that since Mo Cangming will never be able to catch up with Lin Songyan, she will never be able to take a vacation?
damned! ! !
*
Lin Songyan had been running with the dog in his arms for a long time and his legs were almost lame.
The mountain road was particularly difficult to walk on, not to mention that he was half disabled.
"System, how far is my nearest suitor?"
[Let me check. Oh, there are still three kilometers left.]
"Oh my god, how come we are so close? Do you have any good ideas?"
[Host, I'm already very good that I didn't stop you from escaping. I can't help you! However, considering that you have captured 5 people, your performance is outstanding, I can give you a reward! ]
"Ah! Great, what's the reward?"
【Draw a card! 】
As he spoke, a set of cards appeared in Lin Songyan's mind, with Aquaman and his small steel fork on the cards.
There was a very conspicuous piece of underpants on the small steel fork. Aquaman's smile was obscene and ambiguous, and he looked like a copycat.
It's as if this deck of cards is some kind of sex toy, and you can pull out any position you want...
Moreover, regardless of what is inside, Lin Songyan is a non-African, he can’t even get an S in ten consecutive draws!
Damn it, he has to save face today and get the most awesome card.
He just didn't believe it. His life must be bad enough. As the saying goes, it has hit rock bottom and is about to start to have good luck!
Without any hesitation, he raised his hand and drew the first card of this set!
Bang! He turned the cards over and threw them onto the table with great force.
"System, look, what card is it?"
The system discovered that its host was indeed different.
He used to be a timid unlucky guy, but now he is an awesome unlucky guy.
[Oh, this card means that you will soon gain a large number of new suitors. ]
[More and more, better and better, and more and more sticky! ]
[Host, this is the best ticket in our Pretty Widow System. You are the most lucky one in our entire system! Congratulations!]
Lin Songyan: ...
wcnm, it really made me laugh!
Being lucky in an extremely perverted system is like being the top star in a club.
Low-end male models only need to sell alcohol, but a top male model like him has to sell something else as an add-on to the alcohol!
Youth has no price, your butt will explode!
Fake!
However, he is already a very mature Pretty Widow host.
He has mastered the rules of survival in this system very skillfully.
That is, good fortune never comes alone, and misfortune never comes alone!
Absolutely, there will be other surprises waiting for him soon!
That's what a bastard is like.
Haha, as expected!
A young man with golden hair suddenly appeared at the corner.
The golden hair button on his head could blind the girl's eyes from a distance.
The young man was wearing a light golden robe and holding a jeweled magic sword. He was as bright as a golden crow right in front of him, with three big characters written all over his body:
I'm very rich!
This person is Song Yunju.
He searched everywhere for Lin Songyan, and finally found this magical man in a ghillie suit in the vast Miao jungle.
"Junior Brother Lin, why are you rolling around covered in leaves and mud? Don't you know I won't be able to find you like this?"
"Remember to send me a message next time, okay?"
……
Lin Songyan listened to Song Yunju's mumbling and thought, since I'm wearing a ghillie suit, I'm afraid you will use a 98K to snipe me.
Should I call you?
I'm asking you if you want to inherit my urn?
Song Yunju took off his silk clothes that looked like a dragon robe and put them on Lin Songyan.
"I've already said that from now on, I will be in charge of arranging your clothes."
The young man tormented Lin Songyan for a long time, and Lin Songyan just let him do it obediently.
He neither resisted nor showed the slightest intention of escaping; instead, he was extremely submissive.
"Okay, I understand, Senior Brother Song. I won't run around anymore. I got lost because I couldn't find you."
After hearing this, Song Yunju was really overwhelmed by Lin Songyan's sugar-coated bullets.
He was so trembling that he couldn't button up Lin Songyan's clothes, and he absentmindedly glanced at Lin Songyan's collar.
However, while Lin Songyan was talking nonsense, his eyes were secretly looking towards the direction where the trees did not grow mushrooms.
He longed for the South and was eager to escape from this continent full of gays.
I believe that gay men would never have thought that he would flee across the country.
But this time he was caught by Song Yunju, how could he escape?
Thinking of this, Lin Songyan suddenly had an idea, and said to Song Yunju very embarrassedly: "Senior Brother Song... I, I want to go to the bathroom..."
In this way, Song Yunju can be prevented from following him, right?
Most people would avoid such a private aspect.
Urinating, the secret!
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