After my junior brother lost his spouse, the whole cultivation world came to smell the smell

Lin Songyan looked at the appearance of these two people, with a numb smile on his face.

Sure enough, the system started prompting.

[Chang Li, because of the long-term failure of sleeping with the emperor, he has become abnormal, and his heart rate has reached 100%]

[Chao He, because Bai Yinchen mocked me for marrying a female bird, I was completely heartbroken. My heart rate for you is 100%]

[Song Yunju, because you eloped with Lian Lingyu, he is ready to take you back to be his eldest lady, my heart rate is 100%]

[Lian Lingyu, because he was stung by the poisonous insect ten times every day, the more he was stung, the braver he became. He developed the rebellious psychology of an adolescent, and his heart rate reached 100%]

Lin Songyan's smile deepened a little bit. Haha, very good. I seem to remember what exciting things will happen after reaching 100%?

[Oh, they will want to practice dual cultivation with you and possess you like crazy. Little dark room*n]

Others practice dual cultivation, but he practices five.

I felt like some parts of my body were about to start smoking.

Suddenly I remembered that Bai Yinchen once said that without him, Lin Songyan would end up being used as a furnace everywhere.

"Huh, luckily, that Fu Mingguang didn't come, otherwise it would be..."

"Hey? Junior Brother Lin? Are you here?"

"..."

Lin Songyan actually saw Fu Mingguang appear in front of him out of thin air, as if he was an NPC dragged directly to this place by a programmer!

Otherwise, how could he have traveled from the distant Shuiyuan Sect to the mountainous area of ​​Miaojiang?

Lin Songyan grabbed the clothes of the blind man Fu Mingguang and carefully looked for the flaws in his modeling to see if there was any blockage.

Or, are there any bugs in this Miaojiang copy?

But...it's fucking perfect.

Lin Songyan's face was almost covered with black lines.

"Brother Mingguang, why are you here suddenly?"

Seeing him reaching out to touch Fu Mingguang, Song Yunju remained calm and used his scabbard to push Lin Songyan's hand away!

Although Fu Mingguang's eyes were not sharp, his heart was clear and he could smell the strong smell of vinegar floating in the air.

He casually grabbed Lin Songyan's light silk sleeve. The young sect leader's ascetic temperament emanated from the white gauze covering his eyes.

He smiled faintly, "Oh, of course I came to pick you up. My sect disciple said that he saw you riding a firecracker towards the Miao Territory."

Lin Songyan: ...

Yes, my ass is on fire, it's you who's causing me...

But Song Yunju spoke up, "You saw that my Grand Master was not here, so you dared to come and take advantage of my Junior Brother Lin?"

"I have come specially to take you home this time, Junior Brother Lin. I have already made an agreement with my parents that I will no longer be a deity. You will come back with me to inherit the family business. From now on, you will have the final say in the south!"

As he spoke, Song Yunju grabbed Lin Songyan's other sleeve and stood up to confront Fu Mingguang.

Two men, one white and one gold, who were a head taller than Lin Songyan, looked like Lin Songyan's parents, and were about to take him to the amusement park to play on the pirate ship...

Lin Songyan was like a frustrated kid who didn't want to play such an exciting ride as the pirate ship and just wanted to pee and play in the mud by himself!

Although being the wife of a clan leader or the eldest daughter of a salt merchant are both very tempting options.

But is there such a possibility? He said there is a possibility!

He is a guy with a handle...

Peeing while standing...

male.

When he was in junior high school, he kissed a little girl in the school garden.

Although the girl was just passing by the vocational high school next door, she pushed him against the stone table on a whim, held down his hands, and kissed him until he cried, regardless of whether he was willing or not.

After the kiss, he ran away...leaving Lin Songyan with nowhere to complain to the teacher!

But... he recalled it very much later, after all, it was the only female animal he had ever been intimate with.

However, he soon discovered that his opinion didn't matter that much.

Chao He had already drawn his sword and pointed it at Fu Mingguang. "This little burden belongs to our sect. If we need to fight for him, it should be me and Junior Brother Song. How can we let the good things flow to outsiders?"

Lin Songyan:?

hello?

Fertilizer water?

Does it mean shit?

Unexpectedly, when Song Yunju heard this, he thought it made a lot of sense!

"Well, what Senior Brother said is right. Sect Master Fu, you are too disrespectful of our sect! Didn't your Grandmaster teach you a lesson last time?"

Lin Songyan looked at Song Yunju and Chao He and thought, are you guys playing Romance of the Three Kingdoms here?

Why are they suddenly cooperating and forming a coalition? Are they transforming the contradiction among the people into a contradiction between the enemy and us?

How could they bring out Bai Yinchen to support them so openly?

The three men quarreled fiercely and war was about to break out.

I don't know who pushed Lin Songyan out from the gap next to him, and the three of them formed a circle there.

But just when Lin Songyan felt relieved for getting out of the pervert's den, he suddenly felt someone approaching!

It was Changli who took the opportunity to put his lips next to Lin Songyan's ear, like the whisper of a devil.

"Master, please come with me. Let's find a place where we can live a good life with the little girl. That's better than anything else!"

Lin Songyan: ...

He thought Changli was going to whisper in his ear, "Pour it!"

Turns out I just want to find a place to live with him... Hahahaha, I'm so scared.

……

Fuck!

Is this a play of the mantis stalking the cicada while the oriole is behind with Lin Songyan?

Taking advantage of the Three Kingdoms War, he secretly attacked Chencang. Why? How could he be so capable?

[Host, you are starting to judge... Tell me, which one do you want to choose? I vote for the eldest brother. I like the fairy-like one.]

"Oh, then you can go with Big Brother. You've been doing the gay system for so long, you must be bent like a mosquito coil, right? Be careful or you might break the two plates when we separate them."

Oh shit.

【…】

Lin Songyan replied to the scheming raccoon beside him, saying: "Changli, first of all, you must know that the two of us can't cross this Gu River at all!"

After listening to this, Changli silently lowered his mouth corners and looked like a pitiful little fox. The white fox ears that suddenly appeared on his head twitched.

"Okay, I understand. You still like the eldest brother with wings, the fourth brother who can fly a sword, and Fu Mingguang who can fly with light. You don't like me, a stupid fox who broke his tail to save you."

"Master, Changli, I'm not asking you to be responsible for me, but after all, you personally saved me from the pain of losing my master, and let me indulge in your tender love. How can I bear to see you taken away by someone else?"

As he spoke, tears welled up on his eyelashes. He hugged Lin Songyan's slender waist, buried his face in Lin Songyan's chest and cried bitterly.

Lin Songyan really had no way to refuse. After all, the fox fur coat was still too warm, so he just forgave the other party for taking advantage of him.

But when Chang Li was crying, he rubbed Lin Songyan's clothes like a child.

It seemed that the force was not strong, but he bit off three of the crystal buttons on Lin Songyan's chest.

I know he is just being cute and asking for a hug...

If you don’t know, you might think he is the Black Mountain Demon who ate Lin Songyan’s heart. He will soon go to the top of his head to suck his brain marrow!

The girl looked at the raging Gu River, listened to the three men fighting with real swords and guns, and smelled the tea fragrance emanating from the fox beside her.

how to say?

The girl thought that it would be better to let her master follow Mo Cangming.

At least these concubines don’t dare to act rashly in front of the queen!

What's more, he always felt that his master was looking in the direction of the temple intentionally or unintentionally.

It was as if he was expecting a miracle to happen, that the person with whom he had physical contact would not die in this temple and be buried here forever.

Just as the war between the three people next to them was reaching a fever pitch, they suddenly felt a shaking under their feet.

It was as if something was about to break out of the ground, rising vigorously, more and more violently! More and more frequently!

"What's the noise?" Song Yunju asked Chao He.

Fu Mingguang was blind, but he was extremely sensitive to such unusual movements. He supported himself on the ground with the tip of his sword and tilted his ear to listen.

Finally, Fu Mingguang stretched out two fingers with even bones and pointed at the Gu River. "The riverbed is getting bigger and bigger."

Upon hearing this, Chao He transformed into a huge white bird, with each crane feather clearly visible like a white reed. It flew over Lin Songyan's head, overlooking the Gu River.

After a moment, he said in mid-air: "The poisonous insects in the entire Gu River are agitated and jumping upwards, like fish leaping over the dragon gate."

Song Yunju's eyes widened, he put the golden sword behind his back and said, "What should we do? Is the Gu River about to burst? Is the Miao Territory going to be swallowed up by the flood of poisonous insects?"

This Gu River has existed since ancient times, but just like water, it can carry a boat but can also capsize it.

The Miao people can use the Gu River to protect themselves, but they are also facing the threat of being swallowed by the Gu River at any time!

Fu Mingguang smiled faintly, lowered his eyes and thought of something, and said: "The Gu River is restless, there is another possibility..."

"Back then, when Mo Cangming jumped into the Gu River, there was a scene like this! Is Mo Cangming back?"