After my junior brother lost his spouse, the whole cultivation world came to smell the smell

Lian Lingyu never thought that one day he would be able to enjoy Lin Songyan's blessing.

Sitting on Lin Songyan's flying monkey, he was exiled back to Miaojiang at the speed of light. What a blessing!

His legs were as thick as noodles. He knelt at the foot of a tree as soon as he got off the chair and vomited devoutly for a quarter of an hour as if he was going to a grave.

The system whispered to Lin Songyan:

[Host, Lian Lingyu's heart rate for you has reached 80%. In addition to liking your personality and appearance, he has also begun to admire your abilities. ]

Lin Songyan: ...

"What skill? The skill of taking him on a bungee jumping ride?"

[Just now, you two were flying in the air together, fireworks were exploding, his adrenaline was soaring, and he looked at the side of the person he liked vomiting, and he felt a sense of fate that you would live and die together! ]

Lin Songyan: "I see, that is to say, he likes the yellow-haired ghost fire that makes him feel stimulated, right?"

[Yes! You and your old gong are both of this type, two ghost-fire yellow-haired people. ]

[Of course, your gay love is still the most deadly. If you add a pure and innocent young master from Miaojiang, it will be even more exciting! ]

Lin Songyan smiled maliciously, "Haha, Lao Juice now wants to add you and all the gays, let's do a 1080p, what do you say?"

[…1080p, is that what I mean? ]

[If you continue like this, the auditor will put you in the black room again! ]

"Okay, okay, I was wrong and I am guilty. I can't sleep in the small dark room at night."

Ding ding ding...knock the electronic wooden fish obediently!

Lin Songyan and Lian Lingyu went to the Miaojiang Temple together and met the Miaojiang Saint King.

Lian Lingyu cried and complained, just like a child who was bullied and went home to complain.

"Dad, you don't know how badly that Bai Yinchen bullied me. You have to make the decision for me and Lin Songyan!"

"Look, Lin Songyan's thighs are all worn out, and his ribs, feel them, they're all broken!"

Lian Lingyu took his father's hand to check Lin Songyan's various wounds.

Lin Songyan: ...

He quickly dodged.

Of course, the Holy King of Miaojiang was definitely not a pervert and would naturally not follow the wishes of his unfortunate son.

The Miao Saint King looks to be about the same age as Lian Lingyu.

The young and handsome Saint King exudes an aura that can make people fall head over heels in love with him!

Lian Lingyu looks exactly like him, just like the offspring of the Miao Saint Lord through asexual reproduction and mitosis!

But their temperaments are vastly different, like the difference between a tiger and a cat.

In the eyes of the tiger, the cat is just a little kid who likes to play with a ball of yarn.

This elegant guy ignored Lian Lingyu's remarks and got to the point right away.

"Lian Lingyu, where is my Scorpion King?"

Lian Lingyu: ...

He didn't dare to speak. After all, the Scorpion King was now part loach and part scorpion legs as a side dish for drinking.

Then, the Saint King asked a second question: "Why are you hanging out with the Demon King's widow?"

Lian Lingyu: ...

Hanging out?

He is not fooling around. He is clearly in love with the other person. Can't his father see it?

In fact, a second marriage is not a big deal. Lian Lingyu knows the advantages of being a widow at such a young age.

But the Saint King's eyes became dimmer and dimmer, and he began to stare at Lin Songyan from head to toe.

This arrogant saint looked at him for a long time but did not say a word to Lin Songyan.

He just continued to ask Lian Lingyu the third question, "Lian Lingyu, did you kidnap Bai Yinchen's favorite disciple?"

Lian Lingyu swallowed and took a step back.

He was indeed a bit cowardly.

"Dad, actually, it was his disciple who kidnapped me... We came back on a firecracker, and the Scorpion King's legs were also broken by Bai Yinchen... And the last... the Centipede King, was also twisted into a nose by Bai Yinchen and thrown into cow dung..."

"Well... this can't be blamed on me."

His voice became smaller and smaller, and he dared not open his mouth.

He's like a naughty kid who blew up his neighbor's pigpen and is afraid that his father will punish him with a broom!

The Holy Lord narrowed his noble almond-shaped eyes, looked at Lian Lingyu who kept rubbing the corner of his clothes, and said: "Come in with me."

Lian Lingyu instantly covered her buttocks, as if it was a strange conditioned reflex, "No, Dad, I won't!"

Lin Songyan knew that the Holy Lord was definitely going to beat the child.

He had to stop him quickly, after all, the other party suffered this fate because of him.

Lian Lingyu's love for him was pure and sincere, just like the simple love she had for someone during her school days, without any bad intentions.

Although he doesn't like men, at least he can't just play coward and watch the other person get into trouble, even if Lingyu's dad is extremely terrifying.

Speak bravely and don’t be afraid of difficulties!

"Wait, Saint! No need to fight! I'm leaving... I won't get you into trouble."

"I came here this time just to send Young Master Lian back. I'm afraid he would fight with Bai Yinchen."

"Don't hit the child! I'm... leaving now. Bye bye! Sorry to trouble you."

After saying this, he bowed to the Holy Lord, then turned around and walked out in a dashing manner!

With determination and firm steps, he marched forward alone into the terrifying world outside! Forward!

[Host, your mouth is stretched to your ears, please tone it down! ]

“Hehehehehehehehe!”

Now that he has accomplished his mission, he can take advantage of Lian Lingyu getting beaten up to quickly escape from the scene, thus getting rid of both Lian Lingyu and Bai Yinchen!

And Changli won’t catch up with us anymore!

It really kills three birds with one stone!

He could escape along this route all the way to the northern part of a Southeast Asian country.

There must be no telecom fraud there! No tricks to cheat! And no one will be sold to the yellow nest!

He lived there as a happy water monkey, eating wild fruits in the mountains every day.

Bai Yinchen will definitely not find him!

Ahahahahahaha! That’s so clever!

[Host, are you dreaming too much? In this book, Bai Yinchen's fighting power is enough to destroy the heavens and the earth. If the Trisolarans come, they will have to drink a pot, and the Erxiang foil will have to be chewed up by Bai Yinchen into wax candy and spit out! ]

"I don't care! I'd rather fly around the equator than go back to live in a small dark room!"

Lin Songyan's steps became faster and faster, and the dawn of freedom was shining on his face!

……

However, before he took two steps, he was stopped by someone.

The one who stopped him was not Lian Lingyu, but the Holy Lord of Miaojiang!

"Want to leave? It's not that easy!"

As the Holy Lord spoke, Lin Songyan felt a pain in his neck, "Hiss!"

He silently touched his neck and felt a handful of hairy leg hair...

What is this? He took it down and looked at it.

He was almost frightened to death! This was a huge spider with extremely long leg hairs, and the whole spider was the size of his palm.

The spider had bitten his neck and it was bleeding. He gradually felt dizzy and lay on the ground helplessly.

The last scene is the Holy Lord’s shoes resting in front of him.

As Lian Lingyu was approaching him, he was suddenly lifted up and suspended in the air.

The Saint's voice sounded cold, noble, bewitching and lustful.

"If you dare to steal my Scorpion King away, I will beat you to death, you little bastard!"

"You even brought back the Demon Lord's widow and planned to marry her. Why don't you go to heaven? Do you think Bai Yinchen will let us go? Do you think I can beat someone that the Demon Lord can't beat?"

As he spoke, the Miaojiang Saint King, the Gu King, silently took off one of his shoes and held it in his palm...