After my junior brother lost his spouse, the whole cultivation world came to smell the smell
Chapter 37: Are you two imitating the pairing of flies?
Lian Lingyu took out a jar from his arms, "This contains hundreds of poisonous insects of all kinds. Who else in the world can poison me? I am the young master of Miaojiang!"
Lin Songyan added: "I understand, then Mo Cangming must have saved your life!"
This is simply the standard answer in the immortal cultivation literature.
Lian Lingyu still shook his head.
"No, Mo Cangming hugged me at my fifth birthday party. At that time, I thought, how could there be such a good-looking person?"
Lin Songyan: ...
Even Lingyu, a fan of pure beauty, is so loyal, awesome!
Suddenly, a string of music sounded. It was Lin Songyan's communication token.
Just now, Lian Lingyu dug a hole above the water prison, and spiritual energy naturally came in, so there was a signal for communication.
A child's voice came from the token: "Doctor Lin, we are from the Yanling Sect. It's your turn to treat our young lady."
Lin Songyan looked at the chains on his body and Lian Lingyu who was staring at him, "But I'm not sure now..."
The little boy interrupted him and asked, "Excuse me, is it convenient for you to open the teleportation array now?"
Huh? The Yanling Sect is so arrogant that they can actually teleport people there directly?
What are you still hesitating about? As long as you teleport, you can escape from this water prison and get rid of Lian Lingyu.
Lin Songyan: "Of course it's open!"
Lian Lingyu's face changed drastically, and he rushed forward and grabbed Lin Songyan's neck, "Hey, don't go! Our grudge is not settled yet!"
However, it was too late, Lin Songyan's entire body was emitting a diamond-like glow.
A beam of light descended from the sky, as if opening a mysterious door to time and space.
"Damn it! This is the legendary "I'll hit you along the telephone line!"
Lian Lingyu was also sucked into the teleportation array because he was pinching Lin Songyan. Now he couldn't go with her even if he didn't want to!
On the way to Yanling Sect, they flew very fast. They were surrounded by a dreamy pink and purple net, with flame-colored butterflies flying up from time to time.
All that rang in Lin Songyan's ears was the tinkling sound of Lian Lingyu's silver bells!
The process was wonderful, but when landing, Lin Songyan was at the bottom.
Lian Lingyu simply laid on him, with her face biting Lin Songyan's shoulder!
The young man in purple blushed and bit his lower lip when he met Lin Songyan's misty fox eyes.
"You stinky widow, do you want to die? You started it right away, and you even got me here!"
Lin Songyan patted his shoulder and said, "Well, why don't you get up first? You're almost breaking my hips..."
At this time, a pleasant female voice suddenly cleared her throat and said, "Who of you wants to see me? Please leave immediately after seeing me. Don't let flies mate here."
Lin Songyan: ...
Are you polite?
Lian Lingyu stood up and argued with the woman, "Whoever pairs up with him, I feel sick just by looking at him!"
Lin Songyan: "Hey, why don't you refute the statement about being a fly? Being paired with me is more disgusting than being a fly, right?"
The woman looked very sharp and glared at the two of them. "I don't care what your relationship is. Hurry up and see the doctor. After the treatment, I still have to go to the Snow Peak Secret Realm to find the Kinship Grass."
Lian Lingyu: ...
At this time, Lin Songyan got up, still dressed as a mermaid. The beautiful fishtail skirt revealed her white narrow waist, and her bright eyes were like scorching stars.
The woman was stunned for a moment after seeing him, then rolled her eyes at him, "Hey, isn't this Mo Cangming's widow? I haven't seen her for many days, and she's still as coquettish as ever."
Lin Songyan: You really can’t keep a low profile at all.
However, he noticed that the eldest lady of Yanling Sect was not pretty, but rather ordinary.
Obviously, Qi Sisi, as her best friend, deliberately beautified her. Women are like this, they always praise their best friends to the highest heavens.
He got straight to the point: "Miss Yanxia, I have met Gengzhi, and he said he is worthy of you."
Yanxia’s eyes widened, he stood up suddenly and slammed the table.
"He is worthy of me? How interesting! I helped him shovel monster shit for two years, and even had his child, but he still refused to acknowledge it. When I find the kinship grass, I will definitely leave him speechless!"
Lin Songyan: "But your father won't let you go to the Snow Peak Secret Realm, and you will never be able to prove it."
Yan Xia: "Even if I die, I will marry him so that my child can have a legitimate status!"
Lin Songyan shook her head. "Tsk, tsk, tsk, I never understood. As a rich girl, did you get kicked in the head by a donkey?"
Yanxia: ...
So many so-called doctors before her just coaxed and persuaded her, and some even gave her acupuncture and applied talismans to her.
The only person who hasn't come up and started cursing is Lin Songyan. He is so bold.
"Are you looking for death? Someone, throw him out!"
But Lin Songyan was not afraid. Instead, he said, "Do you dare to listen to me? Or is it that the father of your child is someone else, and you just want to find Gengzhi to take over, and you are afraid that I will expose it?"
Yan Xia: "What nonsense are you talking about? How could it not be his child? He was the only one there at the time."
Lian Lingyu next to him suddenly interrupted, "Aren't there still monsters?"
Lin Songyan: ...
Yanxia: ...
A few minutes later, three bloody marks were left on Lian Lingyu's face...
However, he didn't want to fight with the woman, so he endured it...
He really had a brain freeze just now and said the wrong thing.
While Yan Xia's anger was directed at Lian Lingyu, Lin Songyan began to persuade her earnestly.
"In fact, I think that Yanling Sect is fully capable of raising a child well. It is very popular to kill the father and keep the son now. How many women envy you for not having a husband and mother-in-law."
But how could Yan Xia listen to advice? She immediately retorted: "Then are we going to let this unfaithful man live happily? He must be responsible for us!"
Lin Songyan continued, "Let's not talk about whether Gengzhi is the father of the child or not. Let's just say Gengzhi doesn't love you, but you insist on risking your life to find a biological parent. Isn't this leaving the child without a father or a mother? Even if it's proven that Gengzhi is the biological father of the child, will he be nice to you and your child?"
Yan Xia seemed to be somewhat persuaded by his words. In fact, she understood the truth, but she just couldn't do it.
"But, I am embarrassing my father by doing this. I am sorry to our Yanling Sect. No one wants me even though I offered myself to them!"
As he spoke, Yanxia laid down on the table, crying silently.
When a woman encounters this kind of thing, she will feel very aggrieved. It is a double pressure and torture both psychologically and physically.
Lin Songyan sighed deeply, "Look, at least you still have someone to pester you. I... was forced by that bastard Mo Cangming and had no place to complain. The whole cultivation world made fun of me."
After saying that, he also lay down on the table, pretending to cry bitterly with a wronged look.
Lian Lingyu, who was standing by, watched Lin Songyan crying and thought, was Lin Songyan actually forced by Mo Cangming?
Lin Songyan seemed really aggrieved, it didn't seem fake. Could it be that Lian Lingyu had always wronged Lin Songyan?
Lin Songyan cried for a while, then said: "By the way, Yanxia, can you let me see the child? I want to see if he looks like Gengzhi."
Lin Songyan added, "Based on my own understanding of men, I think Gengzhi looks like a virgin... his Yuan Yang may still be there."
Yan Xia got angry when she heard this, her eyes widened like cow eyes, "Impossible! Come on, I'll take you to see the child."
Lin Songyan followed her into the inner room and saw the child lying in the cradle.
……
"Miss Yanxia, I think you shouldn't think this is a straightforward kid."
Yan Xia: "Why? You always try to excuse him!"
Lin Songyan: "Look, you and Gengzhi are both so ugly, how could you possibly give birth to such a good-looking child?"
Lian Lingyu also took a curious look and said, "Well, I've never seen Gengzhi, but anyway, this pretty kid doesn't look like you, so how ugly are you?"
Yanxia: ...
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