After my junior brother lost his spouse, the whole cultivation world came to smell the smell

Reza Er cooked sheep and slaughtered cattle in the sect’s training ground.

The maid she brought with her held a large machete in her hand and killed cattle and sheep without blinking an eye, causing the disciples to cover their eyes one by one.

Fei Wu told her that Mo Cangming was dead, but Reza Er said, "The princess told me to cook all the cattle and sheep, dry them into strips, and give them to you as a dowry."

She couldn't listen to anything else...

Seeing how fiercely she killed the sheep, Lin Songyan gave Rezaer a thumbs up and said, "Satan will have to have a tattoo of you on his back!"

Rezaer: "What kind of egg is Sadan? Is it delicious when braised?"

Lin Songyan felt a chill on the back of his neck. It seemed that even Satan would not dare to tattoo this woman.

Li Guifen rushed out, pointed at her and said, "Stop it right there. It's too brutal to kill people in our place of meditation!"

Reza Er raised his beautiful face, holding the bloody knife, and looked at Li Guifen and said, "How is it cruel? This is just a little snack for our prince."

Snacks for the entire school field?

Li Guifen couldn't make sense with the Western Regions people, and continued to mutter: "You two scum of the sect are really causing trouble for the master."

Lin Songyan put his hands on his waist and said: "That's still much better than a nobody like you!"

Li Guifen took out a list and threw it to Lin Songyan, saying: "Take a look for yourself and see who has the least sense of existence."

Today the bi-monthly sect ranking list is released!

Lin Songyan opened it and found that his and Fei Wu's names were at the end.

But he was quite happy instead, and said: "Hey, see, because I also did a health check for Master, I am the second to last."

As for Fei Wu, he was firmly ranked last!

Lin Songyan: "Hey, sorry bro~ There is no father and son before KPI!"

Fei Wu: "Hey, son, we agreed to get out of the sect together, but you quietly took the master's back door."

Lin Songyan: ...

This sounds ambiguous.

Rezaer was butchering the cow when he suddenly looked up and said, "What are you talking about? Our prince got the last place?"

"How is this possible? Isn't His Royal Highness the number one swordsman in the Qingluan Sect, the number one genius in cultivation, and known as the fiercest wolf in the Western Regions? Otherwise, our princess would never let him stay here."

After she finished speaking, she felt that Quan Zong's face looked as green as vegetables.

"What's wrong?"

“Ahahahahaha.” Li Guifen burst into laughter, “A fierce woman from the Western Regions?”

"I am dying of laughter. This is the funniest joke I have ever heard in my life. Hahahahahaha."

Fei Wu silently looked for a crack in the ground, ready to drill in.

Rezaer picked up the machete and pointed it at Li Guifen, "Why should our prince be laughed at by an ugly freak like you?"

"Who are you calling ugly?" Li Guifen stepped forward and pushed Rezaer.

Lin Songyan stepped forward, stood in front of Rezaer, and said, "What's wrong? Aren't you ugly? You'll have to pee without a mirror! Why are you hitting a little girl?"

Li Guifen pushed Lin Songyan again, "Are you looking for death? You call her a little girl too?"

After pushing and shoving, Lin Songyan was actually pushed into the big pot at the back...

Fortunately, there was no anger below, otherwise he would have been an acquaintance in the future...

He was about to stand up, but found that he had no foothold and could not get out for a while.

Damn, this is so embarrassing!

When Fei Wu came to pull him up, he lost his balance and fell in...

Now two people are splashing in the pot together!

When he was finally about to wake up, Li Guifen actually held Lin Songyan's head and poured water into it frantically.

Rezaer was busy saving Fei Wu and couldn't take care of Lin Songyan for a while.

He was a landlubber and soon he was exposed to the bubbles and a kaleidoscope of things began to appear before his eyes.

Damn, am I going to hang here?

[Host, this Li Guifen is too much of a bully. Give him a lesson.]

"Gulp, ok, gurgle!"

[Ding ding ding ding, trigger this system's passive skill - Water Lily Skin. When your body gets wet, you can't help but turn into a stubborn mermaid! ]

"Fuck... Gurgle Gurgle."

So this is the color for him to see? Is this fucking a way to add interest to the other person?

That’s enough, this is a crappy system.

Li Guifen didn't give Lin Songyan any chance to get out of the water.

Fortunately, we couldn’t see his mermaid costume, otherwise Li Guifen would have laughed to death.

Li Guifen's eyes turned red, and she was determined to kill Lin Songyan. This scene happened to be seen by Chao He.

He shouted, "Li Guifen! What are you doing?"

Li Guifen stood up straight instantly, "Hey, Senior Brother, why are you here?"

Chao He did not answer him. Instead, he raised his long legs and kicked Li Guifen into another pot.

"Is it fun? I ask you, is it fun?"

Chao He was extremely angry, and his crane-like eyes arrogantly glanced at all the disciples who were watching the show.

"You all watched someone die without helping! Even if Lin Songyan is guilty of heinous crimes, shameless, and useless, he is still your junior brother!"

Lin Songyan: ...

I'm so touched. Peking University was founded too late. It's a great loss for them not to admit you.

As he spoke, Chao He leaned forward slightly and stretched out a hand to Lin Songyan, "Little burden, come out quickly."

Lin Songyan stretched out his hand and placed it on the young man’s smooth arm. He slowly poked his head out of the water and said, “Ahem… ahem!”

As his hair was soaked, he swung it backwards, forming a beautiful arc-shaped chain of water in the air, colorful.

Chao He was thrown all over the place and felt that the person in front of him seemed to be emitting golden light, which made him unable to open his eyes.

Lin Songyan's hair appeared a misty mountain blue in the sunlight, and the skin on her face looked like a layer of white milk.

The white clothes on his body were soaked, revealing the thin skin with muscles underneath.

Those fox eyes were naturally charming, and they were simply enchanting after they came out of the water.

South China Sea Mermaid?

How come Lin Songyan has this kind of bloodline?

"Ahem, Senior Brother, if it weren't for you, I would have died."

Chao He couldn't hear what he said at all. He felt all the blood rushing to his brain and his face turned as red as agate.

Chao He leaned forward slightly and directly carried Lin Songyan out, "Little burden, you really get into trouble when you can't see it at a glance."

"Next time you act so naughty, I will ignore you."

Lin Songyan:?

Why does Chao He's words sound like flirting instead of complaining...

[Of course, he is a crane, you are a mermaid, and he is madly wanting to eat you~]

"I guess this is not a good way to eat it..."

[Correct answer! Chaohe's heartbeat score 5%]

Lin Songyan quickly struggled out of Chao He's arms, like a fish that was about to die of thirst, "Put me down now, Senior Brother!"

It's fucking scary...

But Chao He's physique was not something he could resist. After struggling for a long time, Chao He still insisted on carrying him to the disciple room.

"Don't move! I'll hit you if you move again!"

At this moment, Bai Yinchen came over and asked, "Who are you going to hit?"

As soon as Chao He saw Bai Yinchen, he seemed to be awakened and the blush on his face disappeared instantly.

“Grandmaster!” He didn’t know what to do while holding Lin Songyan, and hurriedly explained, “Grandmaster, please don’t misunderstand me. I want to take Junior Brother Lin to heal his injuries.”