After my junior brother lost his spouse, the whole cultivation world came to smell the smell

Bai Yinchen was indeed very anxious, but he specifically asked Lin Songyan to take care of him because he didn't want him to go out to work.

As long as Lin Songyan shows up, Bai Yinchen will definitely sneeze eight hundred times...

You can imagine how this guy scolded him.

Bai Yinchen was lying on the bed and saw Lin Songyan covering his mouth with a handkerchief, still eight feet away from him.

Bai Yinchen: "Why? Do you dislike me?"

Lin Songyan blinked and said, "Of course not, Grandmaster, if I were to catch a cold, how would I continue to take care of you?"

Bai Yinchen:……

He didn't have the energy to argue with Lin Songyan.

Lin Songyan brought a medicine bowl and placed it eight feet away from Bai Yinchen, "Come, Master, drink the medicine first."

Bai Yinchen:?

"How do you want me to drink this? Bring it over here!"

Lin Songyan pulled out something from his Qiankun bag, "Master, I have a way, drink this!"

Bai Yinchen saw a long strip of wrinkled material in his blurry vision.

"What is this? Pig intestines?"

Lin Songyan's little fox eyes narrowed into slits as he smiled, "Master is really smart, right! This thing can be used as a straw."

Bai Yinchen was lying on the bed, with the jade-like knuckles on his face, and he was almost killed by this bastard.

"You evil creature!!!"

Did he actually want the medicine to flow into Bai Yinchen's mouth through the place where the pig shit passed?

Lin Songyan waved his hand, "No, don't worry, Master. This is cooked pig intestines. It's very clean! There's also a light fragrance."

Fragrance = shit smell

Bai Yinchen didn't want to waste any more breath, so he stretched out two fingers and flexibly rotated the medicine bowl twice, and the medicine spiraled into his mouth.

Lin Songyan clapped his hands repeatedly, "Wow, Master is so powerful!"

"Since Master is so powerful, he probably doesn't need his disciples anymore, so I'll take my leave first..."

Bai Yinchen swallowed the medicine and interrupted him, "Wait!"

Lin Songyan knew that Bai Yinchen would not let him go easily, "Master, what else do you want?"

Bai Yinchen: "Come here, help me hold my shoulders and massage my back. I feel very tired."

Lin Songyan sighed, and the boss reluctantly walked up and said, "Okay, then you lie over there."

Bai Yinchen had never thought that he would be so happy and was a little confused.

After unbuttoning his clothes, Bai Yinchen's smooth and solid back was exposed, and his honey-colored muscles looked like undulating sand dunes.

The concave groove in the middle of the spine was like a straight dragon body running through below the waistline of the pants, which made Lin Songyan purse his lips.

Master has a really good figure.

He looked down at his skinny body and realized that it is true that comparing people will lead to damnation, and comparing goods will lead to throwing them away.

He suddenly sat astride Bai Yinchen's back, sitting very steadily.

Bai Yinchen groaned, turned his head and asked angrily: "Well...what are you doing?"

When he turned his head, he happened to see Lin Songyan's blue pleated skirt, which just covered the two of them, which aroused his imagination.

Her long legs were bent and placed on the bed, revealing only her ambiguous black stockings.

Those watery fox eyes looked at his back carefully, with one corner of his mouth raised mischievously, not knowing what he was thinking.

Bai Yinchen almost had a nosebleed when he saw him like this...

Damn, forgot he was dressed like this.

Lin Songyan reached out and picked up some medicinal oil, then smeared it all over his body.

"I want to give Master a thorough health check-up. This is how we clock in over there."

As he spoke, Lin Songyan actually took out an hourglass from his Qiankun bag and placed it at the head of Bai Yinchen's bed.

"Master, 20 taels of silver for half an hour. The countdown begins."

As he spoke, he began to pat Bai Yinchen's back to massage his meridians.

The technique was completely wrong. Lin Songyan sat on his butt so hard that Bai Yinchen was almost killed.

"Hey...ah!"

Bai Yinchen:……

It was too late for him to say now that he was unwilling to spend 20 taels of silver to ask for a beating.

After a quarter of an hour of torture, Bai Yinchen felt that he was getting closer and closer to ascension, as if he saw Mo Cangming's dead parents trying to hold his hand.

Bai Yinchen couldn't stand it anymore when the hourglass had just run out a quarter of the time.

"Lin Songyan!" He finally couldn't help but yell, "Just massage the acupuncture points on the top of your head..."

Having said that, Bai Yinchen couldn't bear it anymore, turned over and lay on his back.

Lin Songyan was caught off guard and came face to face with Bai Yinchen.

They were both stunned on the spot...

Lin Songyan suddenly thought of countless short movies in his mind...

This really looks like a health-care product, and his work clothes are the play version.

Her face suddenly turned red like a bright cloud, and her earlobes looked like crystal agate, almost dripping blood.

He instantly got under Bai Yinchen's body and sat properly on the bed.

The fair fingers sank into Bai Yinchen's white hair, pressing it again and again.

The whole room was eerily quiet, with only the creaking sound of the bed when Lin Songyan pressed hard.

Bai Yinchen narrowed his eyes at him and couldn't help but ask jokingly: "Why are you blushing? Are you thin-skinned?"

Lin Songyan closed his eyes, "Uh..."

From this angle, he could inevitably see Bai Yinchen's face.

The young man has sharp brow bones and long eyebrows that are almost like temples.

Under the phoenix eye, a small cinnabar mole was very eye-catching in the bed curtains.

Even though he is hundreds of years old, his face is still handsome and delicate, only his hair is white due to his profound cultivation.

Lin Songyan didn’t know how the next 45 minutes passed.

When he looks at his master, he still has the charm~

Bai Yinchen, however, fell asleep under his powerful skull-crushing finger.

In fact, I fainted from the pain...

Lin Songyan had no choice but to withdraw and go back to ask his master for the 20 taels of silver.

It was day and night in the master's room. When Lin Songyan came out, he found that the sun was still shining brightly outside.

He walked through a grove of tall cedars and came to his stall, only to find a group of people already waiting there.

Lin Songyan didn't quite understand the other party's intention.

One of the women was wearing bright and gorgeous clothes and had a big flower in her hair.

"This is Widow Lin, right? I'm the one who was communicating with you. My name is Su Jiali."

It turned out to be the woman who promised to satisfy him during the interrogation.

Lin Songyan nodded, "That's me. You brought these... Are they all Mo Cangming's little fans? Are you looking for me to see your brains out?"

He found that there were at least 20 or 30 men in this group, all of them were dressed in silk and satin, and had a well-known face, but they were all middle-aged.

"Fanboy?" Su Jiali was very surprised. "Come on, Widow Lin, let me introduce him to you."

"This is Mr. Liu's son, this is Mr. Sun's nephew, and this one... Wow, he opened his own pawnshop..."

Lin Songyan greeted everyone one by one, feeling a little confused.

These people didn’t look like they had ever been hurt by love. On the contrary, the way they looked at him… made his anus tighten.

One of them, who was an official, was particularly masculine and kept staring at his slender waist and perky butt.

The official was called Liu You. He looked like a wealthy man, but he also had many pimples on his face, which made Lin Songyan want to squeeze them.

This...are you sure you are here to ask him for help to cure your love-brain disease?

Lin Songyan couldn't help but ask Su Jiali, "Sister, what are you doing here?"

Before Su Jiali could say anything, several men stood up and started talking.

The leader was Liu You, who came up and said, "I heard that Taoist Lin is the one that the Demon Lord likes. Even though she's second-hand, I don't mind her. How about you come back with me and be my eighteenth concubine?"

The others behind him also expressed that they would put aside their past grudges and take him as their concubine...

Unexpectedly, Widow Lin became very popular in the world of cultivation and was also well-known in the human world, and many people wanted to be her savior.

[Hahahahahahahahaha, they're so popular~ Okay, okay, host, if you can take them all down, you won't have to worry about the fish pond being empty for the next twenty or thirty months~]

"Fuck... I'll just have to leave this perverted copy alone. I won't serve you anymore!"