After my junior brother lost his spouse, the whole cultivation world came to smell the smell

"Fuck you! You little bastard, get off me if you can! If I can't get two of your eggs out, I'll count you as a deformed person!"

The Gu slave’s fangs are about to show out!

She could tolerate being inferior in skills and accept that she could not complete the task, but the other party mocked her for not having a good relationship with anyone.

He really got it right!

The Gu slaves were ordered around by Mo Cangming every day, running around between the Demon Palace, the Valley of the Demon King, and the Miao Temple for a long time.

There are demon kings, devil lords, saint lords, and leaders of immortal alliances all over the world. Who can be as busy as her?

How could she have time to find a lover?

But the little bamboo spirit just refused to come down when faced with the furious Gu slave.

He appears and disappears mysteriously in the jungle, suddenly appearing on a treetop and hanging upside down to give the Gu slave a kiss.

In the end, the Gu slave simply gave up resisting and stopped running to catch him.

"Kiss if you want. Anyway, neither you nor I can complete the task today, so let's just waste time here!"

The Gu slave held a small jade bottle in his hand, sacrificing himself for justice, and used himself as a poison bait, just waiting for the man to take the bait!

Little bastard, today it's either you die or I live!

Sure enough, there was a whistling sound of wind behind her. It must be the little bamboo spirit coming over again!

She opened the jade bottle, prepared to pinch the man's chin, and pour the liquid into his mouth!

Let him do this reckless thing here! Let him take advantage of me here!

Swish, she turned around suddenly and raised the jade bottle.

Unexpectedly, both of his hands were grabbed by the wrists, and the jade bottle in his hands dropped insect shavings like stars.

She was actually pulled into the air by the bamboo spirit, and the next moment she was placed on the top of a tree more than two meters high.

The bamboo spirit leaned over her, and the hand that was pressing on her wrist slowly climbed up and clasped her slender fingers, overlapping and locking them tightly.

He sniffed the Gu Nu's lips carefully, "Sister, you are so sweet!"

Originally, she still had a little bit of poison left, enough to stuff the bottle into the man's mouth, but he pressed it all into his palm.

The boy with red lips and white teeth didn't hesitate at all and pressed a kiss on the soft lips of Gu Nu.

The slave felt his entire body go limp, without any strength left to resist.

The crisp, sweet and light fragrance of bamboo instantly infused into her soul, and the unprecedented strangeness made her feel hot and numb all over.

This demon relied on this trick to become the confidant of the Demon King's Palace, right?

Is this what they mean by "a kiss seals the deal"?

This scheming bastard!

When the bamboo spirit let her go, Gu Nu spat for a long time.

She was deeply upset about her emotional reaction just now!

Why can she, as a saint, be so low-level and unable to resist the lowest instincts and desires of animals?

"How many people have you kissed with this mouth? It's so disgusting!"

Having said that, she took advantage of the man's unpreparedness, raised her hand and threw out a cloud of powder.

This distance is just enough for this person to be at her mercy for the rest of his life.

The romantic little bamboo spirit took a deep breath, greedily absorbing her poison, while answering the questions.

"You are the first one. I have never kissed anyone else. Don't be proud!" The bamboo fairy pointed at her and gave her an extremely indulgent look.

Gu Nu was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

But she didn't understand why this person was so proactive in inhaling her drug powder, as if he was inhaling the fragrance of some pleasant flower.

"You're talking bullshit! Your technique..." She choked.

She couldn't praise him, otherwise he would become even more proud of his superb kissing skills.

"Why did you take my poison? Oh, you don't know yet? If you don't take the antidote every seven days, your intestines will burst and you will die!"

Gu Nu's face was red and he looked extremely angry.

The little bamboo fairy smiled very sweetly, with two dimples faintly visible, "Because I want to be controlled by my sister! I like taking the medicine my sister gives me the most. From now on, you can't run away!"

……

If Gu Nu wasn't a woman, she would have almost had her clothes torn off and her chest beaten.

She now fully understood why the gorilla did that when he was angry!

"Are you sick?"

The bamboo fairy nodded, "Yes, yes, yes, don't you have the medicine? We are a perfect match!"

Gu Nu felt that he was probably stuck with some shit that couldn't get out, so how could he be so stubborn?

"You...you don't think you'll feel comfortable after being poisoned! I'm telling you, from now on, you...you have to listen to me!"

Gu Nu didn't know how he could say such domineering words so haltingly and hesitantly.

But who knew that the other party would immediately look willing and chase after her and wrap his arms around her.

"Okay, okay, okay, sister. I will take you to find Gao Can and Lin Tieniu now!"

Gu Nu:……

Why did she have a feeling that the other party was willing to fall into her trap?

She was clearly the dominant one, yet she had a strong feeling that she was being fooled!

"Then...then what do you say to His Majesty the Demon King?"

The little bamboo spirit patted his chest and said, "From now on, I belong to my sister. I will hide it from Changli in any way you want me to."

Gu Nu:……

"Can I ask you what you want to achieve? Just because of a kiss, is this all?"

The bamboo spirit pulled her towards Gao Can's house.

"Of course not. I have known my sister for a long, long time. It's a long story, and I will tell you later."

After saying that, he casually kissed Gu Nu's cheek. The whole process was as natural as blinking.

Gu Nu:……

"I... don't you believe me if I don't give you the antidote?"

The little bamboo spirit nodded, full of sincerity, "I believe it."

After saying that, she kissed Gu Nu's face again, with a cute and obedient expression. The main point is that one should correct mistakes as soon as he knows them, and make the same mistake again after correcting them!

It was not until dark that the two of them arrived at Gao Can's house.

Hiding in the bushes, each of them held up two leaves to peek.

The Gu slave saw "Lin Tieniu", and it happened that the shapeshifting technique had already dissipated at that time.

Just by looking at the curvy back and the neck as smooth and delicate as snow, she could make a pretty accurate judgment.

This is Lin Songyan himself!

When Lin Songyan turned around again, Gu Nu saw his unique good looks and was sure of it!

This is the little wife of her highness who has been missing for a year.

She was so excited that she almost jumped up. She wanted to capture the man and tie him up to her prince!

"Sister, you're going to crush my thigh." The little bamboo spirit whispered a little aggrieved, "He belongs to your Demon Lord, why are you so happy?"

Gu Nu's eyes were about to burst into tears. She didn't know how to express her feelings, "Because... I haven't had a rest for more than a year because of looking for him. A year! Wuwuwu..."

The bamboo spirit pointed at Lin Songyan again, "But I don't think you can rest yet."

Gu slave:?

Lin Songyan, with a shy look on her face, was half-pushed and half-led into the house by Gao Can, who also threw the baby out through the window.

The child felt aggrieved and had not cried enough when his father and stepmother inside blew out the lights!