After my junior brother lost his spouse, the whole cultivation world came to smell the smell
Chapter 136: Being called upon to answer questions at a banquet?
The Demon King's enthronement ceremony was held at the entrance of the Demon King Valley.
There is an open natural white marble platform, backed by green mountains and facing green water. When the sunlight slants into the Monster King Valley, the clear river scenery is pleasant.
As soon as you enter, you will see nine big red curtains leading the way. They are decorated with many pearls and cat's eyes. You can just pick up a few and put them in your pocket and no one will notice.
Looking around, there were more than a hundred banquet tables, with many beautiful male and female beauties serving dishes. The chicken, duck, fish and meat delicacies were all mouth-watering.
In the joyous atmosphere, Brother Can wanted to pull Lin Songyan and the baby to sit in the first row, but Lin Songyan immediately pulled him back and chose a corner in the last row.
"This place allows us to just sit down and eat without having to seriously nod our heads to accept the leader's speech. It's a perfect Feng Shui location!" Lin Songyan whispered.
Although Brother Can really wanted to show off his beautiful fiancée, he had no choice but to listen to him.
"Oh, okay."
However, Lin Songyan never expected that this old ginseng had quite a few friends.
Various Polygonum multiflorum essences, Cordyceps essences, and Gastrodia elata essences all vied for a visit, and thirty to fifty people surrounded them.
The most outrageous thing is... when these Chinese herbal medicines meet, a cilantro essence can actually appear...
It’s coriander!
That taste... huh, Lin Songyan is a person who doesn't eat coriander, how could he stand this?
"Hey, Brother Shen, you're really not exaggerating, this iron bull is really delicious!"
"Yes, Brother Shen, when are you going to invite us to your wedding?"
Coriander spirit is the most noisy, it smells like a stinky lady and runs around everywhere.
"Brother Shen, your wife is so pretty. She looks like that... that... that someone from a long time ago..."
The coriander spirit had two pieces of grass on his head and kept scratching his head, pondering Lin Songyan's beautiful eyes.
Lin Songyan's heart tightened. He was originally an extremely socially anxious person. Now he was surrounded by people, criticized and publicly said that he was a male sister-in-law.
Especially... after he changed himself into this state, is there anyone who can recognize him?
The coriander spirit tapped Lin Songyan's face and said, "He looks like the one who served as the furnace for Mo Cangming... Oh, Lin, Lin..."
He didn't remember it, but Brother Shen grabbed the collar of the coriander spirit and said, "Don't be so gullible, what furnace tripod?"
When Lin Songyan heard the name, his face changed immediately. He sat at the table without saying a word, eating melon seeds with his head down.
Brother Can embarrassedly sent them all away, "Get lost! Don't scare us! Go!"
Seeing that Lin Songyan was unhappy, he looked quite embarrassed.
"Don't take it seriously. This coriander spirit has a good nose for smelling things, just like a dog. It may have smelled the devilish aura on you, so it recognized you blindly."
Lin Songyan shook his head and continued to sit there eating melon seeds. "I'm fine. Just say what he wants."
Brother Can picked up a piece of the best meat from the fish for Lin Songyan, which also included the eyeball.
"Eat it quickly, it's still hot."
Lin Songyan took a look at the various foods fed into his bowl, including pork elbows, chicken legs, meatballs, and duck tongues. In short, Brother Shen had put the best of them in one bowl for him.
This is like taking care of a child, as if Lin Songyan is still a treasure.
He picked up the chopsticks and put the food into his mouth without saying a word.
Finally, the little kid next to him stuffed a handful of peanuts into his hand.
"Here you go, Tieniu Niang. I picked these out one by one. They are very neat, and the skins have been blown clean. Come and eat them!"
Lin Songyan held the handful of beans in his hand, not knowing what mood he was in.
He felt very uncomfortable being treated so well and didn't know how to give back.
"His Highness, the new Demon King has arrived!"
This shout came from a sturdy black bear demon, but both of his paws had been chopped off and he looked extremely aggrieved.
Brother Can whispered: "This is the previous demon king. He didn't even have time to get comfortable in his position, but he became the new demon king's follower!"
Lin Songyan nodded nonchalantly and ate some peanuts.
He is not interested in any demon king. He came here today just to show up for Brother Can.
But looking at the ostentatious manner of this new demon king, you can tell that he is a feudal slave owner, probably a mountain king with a round head and a big belly, nothing to look at.
But the next moment, he couldn't help but look.
Suddenly, streaks of fur as soft as snow flew down from the huge rock platform, interweaving and stretching for dozens of miles.
It is covered with flat and smooth jade stones, and the fragrant breeze makes people feel as if they are in a sea of fragrant flowers.
A huge figure like a white fur ball walked slowly towards them barefoot from the end of the fur, with pearls and jade wrapped around the red rope around their ankles, rustling.
After all the pomp and ceremony, the person in the white fur ball slowly opened his nine long tails, quietly blooming like lotus petals.
The new demon king is actually Changli?
This was not a surprise to Lin Songyan. He disguised himself and sat in the last row to guard against Chang Li!
"Uh-huh..." Chang Li cleared his throat, "Let me say a few words, everyone, enjoy your meal!"
Lin Songyan: ...
Such an incompetent demon king should first go to the Youth University for further study. He really brings shame to the organization.
Chang Li continued to make his statement on stage to the many fairies who were toasting each other but no one was listening to his speech seriously.
"Well, regarding the future development of our demon world, I think we must make good plans for its future development."
"I've discovered that many of our fellow fairies haven't yet realized some of the new era's awareness... So, we must... do a good job of... building cohesion..."
Lin Songyan: ...
Very good, nonsense literature has lasted for five thousand years and has played an important role as background music in every important occasion of ours.
No one will listen seriously anyway. His speech will just serve as an interlude in the New Year's Eve dinner, just like the Spring Festival Gala. That's the biggest significance of it!
As for what kind of shit we are talking about, who cares?
While Chang Li was talking nonsense with no information, Lin Songyan was frantically trying to make ends meet. He almost got into a fight with the little moth next to him over the ownership of a shrimp!
However, while he was eating, suddenly Brother Can's elbow nudged him.
"Hey, I'm calling you!"
Lin Songyan: "Ah? Who called me?"
Brother Can bared his teeth and reminded in a low voice, "New Demon King, let you go on stage and answer the questions!"
Lin Songyan:???
Why the fuck does this have a human name in it?
He was sitting in the last row and there was no eye contact with him the whole time, but he was actually called on to answer a question?
I'm so unlucky that even shit gets stuck in my teeth!
He had no choice but to make sure that there were no flaws in his disguise and walked onto the stage impatiently.
Chang Li looked at him with a strange look in his eyes. He must have felt that he was somewhat similar to Lin Songyan!
Chang Li looked him up and down and asked, "What kind of demon are you?"
Lin Songyan knew that he couldn't hide his demonic aura at all, so he had to tell the truth: "I'm from the demon world. The demon king over there died and the performance was not good, so I jumped to our demon world to make a difference, right?"
Hearing Lin Songyan's calm words about the Demon Lord's death, Chang Li dispelled some of his doubts about him and stared at his face carefully for two seconds.
If she was still wary and suspicious just now, now that she sees that he is indeed a monster, she will no longer doubt that he is Lin Songyan.
"Oh, glowing and radiating? How are you going to expand the demon race? Recite the eight new rules of the demon world that I just mentioned!"
Lin Songyan: ...
New Eight Articles? Is that the one...
When your leader drinks water, you brake; when your leader opens the door, you get in the car; when your leader is private, you talk nonsense; when your leader’s mistress is your first touch; when your leader picks up food, you turn the table; when your leader is waiting for a card, you touch your own hand; when your leader is taking a shower, you take off your clothes first; when your leader offers you a drink, you don’t drink…
If this were to be told to others, Changli would kill him as a sacrifice.
He won't!
Chang Li's expression was extremely smug, he just wanted to use this newcomer from the demon world to show his power!
"talk!"
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