After my junior brother lost his spouse, the whole cultivation world came to smell the smell
Chapter 127 Oh, I Want to Be a Dad, I Want to Die
Bai Yinchen was speechless. He had never imagined that one day he would be in such a state of disgrace that he would be lectured by the child he raised.
He really had no strength left, like an old man in his twilight years, about to leave this era that did not belong to him and meet his true Taoist partner.
"Chaohe..."
The White Crane Immortal, who was carrying him on his back, ordered other disciples to ask the captured demons to hand over the Victoria amazonica seeds, while turning his head and saying "Hmm?" in a magnetic voice.
Bai Yinchen called out again, "Chao He..."
After Chao He remained silent for a long time without responding, Bai Yinchen spoke again, "If I die, you will take Xiaoyan back to the sect and treat him well... Live a hundred years without worries..."
After saying this, Bai Yinchen clearly felt Chao He's back rise and fall for a moment, and he knew that Chao He was angry.
This little crane has had a bad temper since he was young.
"Well... Master doesn't have any romantic feelings towards him, it's just..."
Chao He suddenly interrupted him and blurted out something extremely treasonous, "What about me?"
Bai Yinchen:……
"Let me ask you, what about me? Do you have any erotic thoughts about me?"
Bai Yinchen pretended not to hear this and did not answer.
"Master, what do you mean by not speaking?"
Bai Yinchen lowered his hands and leaned his head on Chao He's back.
If it weren't for the cold breath that sprayed on Chao He, he would have thought that his master had passed away.
"I didn't say anything, but Mo Cangming still told me to find a female bird to marry." Chao He said to himself proudly.
"Why don't you let me find a female bird to marry? You have your Taoist partner and your little Yan in your heart, but not me!"
"I don't like you yet!"
Chao He muttered a lot of things, but he found himself boring and seemed extremely clumsy.
At this time, the disciple who was interrogating the demon tribe finally got a Victoria amazonica seed from an aunt of the demon tribe.
With this, they can go to the Demon Palace!
It’s a pity that there is only one seed of this kind, and no more than ten people can go, so the others can only stay outside.
Chao He thought so and decided that it would be better not to let Bai Yinchen take the risk. Could he compete with Mo Cangming if he went?
He went in anyway and secretly killed Lin Songyan, then stole the palace's treasure - the Magic Pan - and brought it back to his master.
The magic disk can protect the people and things in the palace from decaying or being damaged, so maybe it can save the life of the master!
Thinking of this, Chao He was about to put Bai Yinchen down slowly and asked other disciples to take care of him first.
Who would have thought that the hand on his shoulder would suddenly tighten a little, Bai Yinchen's breath was like a floating ribbon with a bit of anger, and he said: "Chao He..."
Chao He was deflated all of a sudden. As expected, his master was still worried about him and afraid that he would not be able to bring Lin Songyan back.
Chao He: "Tsk, I just can't carry you anymore, I just want to take a break, let's go."
*
During the time Lin Songyan and Mo Cangming spent in the Demon Palace, they lived a life with day and night reversed, not being able to distinguish between day and night.
They didn't remember the number of days and nights that had passed, nor did they know the rising and setting of the sun and the moon. They lived every day in a very casual manner.
Mo Cangming brought out a large plate of fruits of various kinds, which were pieced together with bamboo sticks to form the shape of a pig, and the pig's tail was carved from melon rind.
Lin Songyan looked at the colorful little pig and touched it, pretending not to notice it. "Where did you learn how to make a fruit plate?"
Mo Cangming stuffed a pig's eye...and a grape into Lin Songyan's mouth.
"Guess what I carved?"
Lin Songyan looked at the piglet that had now turned into a one-eyed dragon and asked casually: "Pig?"
Mo Cangming touched the pig's waist for Lin Songyan and said, "Of course it's not a pig. Look, it has a waist, a thin waist."
He touched his eyes again, "Big eyes."
"And long eyelashes, a flirty tail, charming lips, and a perky butt."
Mo Cangming smiled and patted the pig's head. "So, how can this be a pig? I carved it based on the posture of you lying on the bed."
Lin Songyan: ...
"Get out of here!"
Mo Cangming: “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.”
Lin Songyan felt that Mo Cangming had become more and more outrageous recently, and used to call him baby, darling, and good boy.
Now living together as a young couple, Mo Cangming feeds Lin Songyan every day, banging on the pot and spoon and shouting, "Pig baby, it's time to get to the trough! Come and eat!"
……
They really feed me like pigs!
He is dying or not!
However, Lin Songyan has gained a lot of weight in just the past ten days because he has nothing to worry about.
Plus, there was no need to lose her energy, so whenever she felt aroused, Mo Cangming forced her to hold it back. Although it was uncomfortable and she couldn't feel relieved, her complexion improved.
Mo Cangming dragged him out to bask in the sun every day, and gave him handfuls of almonds, blueberries, and sour dates, saying they were good for the eyes.
After Lin Songyan had vomited acid, he stroked his stomach and asked, "What's wrong? Is my son or daughter coming?"
Mo Cangming also prepared various kinds of medicine for him to drink, some of which even contained ingredients to preserve the pregnancy!
It's totally bullshit.
Anyway, after all the trouble, Lin Songyan's health has indeed improved a lot recently.
【Oh, it turns out that being loved can really grow bones and blood. 】
[Host, I also hope that you can live like this for the rest of your life. ]
[My KPI depends on you. This order from you will allow me to live on in my old age. Woohoo! ]
Lin Songyan pursed his lips, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise.
In fact, pretending to be blind is quite happy. I can avoid a lot of housework and be taken care of by Mo Cangming as if he were a disabled person.
It’s so nice to be a disabled person!
"Bao, I've taken care of you for so long. When will your body be able to heal?"
Mo Cangming's face was full of sorrow. He put the other eye of the pig fruit plate in his mouth and looked up at the bright stars blinking in the sky.
"You can't let me live a simple life forever..." Mo Cangming suddenly pulled out a small rattle from his arms.
He held it in front of his eyes and shook it twice, his eyes were blank, and he said: "Oh... I want to be a father... I want to die..."
Lin Songyan: ...
Mo Cangming was just like a resentful woman in the deep palace. Sometimes she would hold the rattle and stare at it for a long time, muttering to herself. She had been like this for a long time.
Lin Songyan could no longer bear it, and pointed at the monsters on the hillside who were eavesdropping on their conversation, and said: "Pick a female from among them and take her as a concubine. If she gives birth to a rotten melon or a jujube, I will raise her. How can I give birth to a child?"
Those monsters were originally very curious about the love life of the prince, the current Demon Lord.
However, Mo Cangming had agreed in advance that he could choose not to stun them, and could also ignore this group of peeping Toms, but they had to call him "Master Bai" when they met.
Therefore, the monsters were eavesdropping all day long, and occasionally some of them were quick-handed and would steal Lin Songyan's snacks.
But every time Mo Cangming wanted to kill them, Lin Songyan advised him to be gentler and not to abuse small animals.
At this time, a large female monkey with a very red butt and more than three meters tall ran out.
"Master Bai, would you like to take a concubine? What do you think of me? I can do a lot~"
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