Siheyuan: Rebirth of He Yuzhu, God of Cooking starts

Xu Damao didn't believe it and asked: "Deaf old lady, are you telling the truth? Is it really that magical to boil an egg in a boy's urine?"

The deaf old lady glanced at Xu Damao unhappily. She couldn't stand Xu Damao very much.

In the words of the deaf old lady, Xu Damao was a traitor before the founding of the People's Republic of China.

After the founding of the People's Republic of China, he was not a good person.

"Xu Damao, what do you mean? Do I still want to lie to you?" the deaf old lady said angrily.

Xu Damao chuckled and said, "Old lady, don't be angry. I'm just asking you a casual question. None of us have ever heard of boiled eggs in the urine of children, which can reduce swelling and relieve pain, right?"

"But I heard that Mrs. Jia Zhang boiled eggs with her grandson's urine, peeled the shells, and rolled them back and forth on her swollen face. However, not only did it not reduce swelling and relieve pain, it actually caused pain. Dejia Zhang was howling and screaming."

"It is said that Mrs. Jia Zhang scolded Qin Huairu all night last night. This morning, the door of Jia's house was closed tightly, and Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't even go out."

"I came back from going to the toilet outside and passed by the door of Jia's house. I looked in through the window and found that Jia Zhang's face was even more swollen than yesterday. It was like a big swollen pig's head."

Xu Damao's words made the neighbors in the backyard laugh again.

The deaf old lady couldn't hold back her expression.

What she said just now is that boiling eggs with children's urine can reduce swelling and relieve pain.

Xu Damao demolished her in front of so many people. Isn't this a refutation of her face?

The deaf old lady said expressionlessly: "It must have been yesterday that the stick fell from the tree and broke its arm. It was a fright. So, stick

The boy's urine that was spilled was filled with anger. Jia Zhang deserved her misfortune for using her grandson's angry boy's urine to boil eggs. Eggs boiled with such boy's urine contained fire poison, not to mention being used to reduce inflammation and relieve pain. If you eat it, you will feel nauseated and vomited. "

The deaf old lady also disliked Mrs. Jia Zhang very much. She cursed all day long and her mouth was dirtier than a latrine. She deserved to be beaten and she deserved to be unlucky.

Xu Damao wanted to retort to the deaf old lady, but was stopped by his wife Wang Chunhua.

Wang Chunhua said with a smile: "Old lady, you are well-informed, otherwise we wouldn't know that boy's urine is actually a medicinal material, used to boil eggs, and can reduce swelling and relieve pain. Old lady, everyone has said it , An old man in a family is like a treasure. You, the old man, are the Lao Taishan and ancestor in our compound. These neighbors in our compound should be grateful and cherish their blessings."

These words made the deaf old lady smile.

"Da Mao's wife can still talk, Xu Damao, you can learn from your wife in the future."

The deaf old lady was annoyed and rolled her eyes at Xu Damao.

...

Zhengyangmen.

Qianmen Street.

"What? Qin Huairu actually used a boy's urine to boil eggs for Jia Zhang?"

Hearing the news brought back by He Yuzhu, Chen Xueru was shocked and clicked her tongue, feeling very funny.

Yuyu burst out laughing.

He Dongfang and his sister laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

Yuyu stayed in Luogu Lane for one night and came back early the next morning.

She was still used to living with her brother and sister-in-law, and living with her father, and she felt insecure.

Although He Dongfang often fights with her and often makes her angry.

Although He Xiaoxue looks like a beautiful guest and is harmless to humans and animals, she is actually a wilted and bad little girl.

But Yuyu just likes it and lives with his brother and sister-in-law.

He Yuzhu said with a smile: "Actually, boy's urine is really a traditional Chinese medicine. It is used to boil eggs, and it really has the effect of reducing swelling and relieving pain. But the mistake was that the stick fell from the tree, broke his arm, and was frightened. He must have gotten angry, and the boy's urine he spilled when he got angry must be filled with fire poison."

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"But Qin Huairu doesn't know this and insists on boiling eggs for Mrs. Jia Zhang in the urine of children. The result will inevitably make Mrs. Jia Zhang's head, which is already swollen like a pig's head, even bigger."

"If she is more greedy and eats the eggs boiled in the boy's urine, Mrs. Jia Zhang will definitely vomit it out."

Yuyu curled his lips, waved his hands and said, "Brother, please stop talking, it's really disgusting."

"Yeah, Dad, that's disgusting."

"vomit--"

Bad boy He Dongfang even made retching gestures.

It caused the whole family to laugh again.

After finishing laughing, Yuyu said again: "Brother, Da Biao and Er Biao also left this morning. Our dad and Aunt Bai hired a tricycle to take the two brothers to the train station and asked someone to buy a train for them. Tickets, send the two brothers back to Baoding."

He Yuzhu nodded and said: "That's good. You can go back and forth wherever you want. Sijiu City doesn't support idle people. Da Biao and Er Biao are just two guys who are lazy and lazy. If they stay in Sijiu City, they are just wandering around. It's better to go back to Baoding." . Maybe the two brothers can find a wife in Baoding, get married and have children."

Chen Xueru shook her head and said: "I'm disgusted by what I saw. Those two brothers are just used to being lazy. They don't eat enough, and they can't do anything. It's all thanks to you that they got rid of the two brothers. If they really want to Staying in Sijiu City will definitely be a burden to our father."

He Yuzhu smiled and nodded.

It’s still his wife who understands him.

He really thought so.

If Da Biao and Er Biao don't listen to him, they must stay in Sijiu City.

He Yuzhu had to think of a way to find someone to drive those two bastards out of Sijiu City.

It was so good that the two brothers retreated and returned to the place where they were born and raised.

The Spring Festival of 59 passed in the blink of an eye.

After the Spring Festival, the steel rolling mill started working.

After the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, Yuyu School also opened.

After the Lantern Festival, He Yuzhu directly sent his eldest son He Dongfang to the countryside and asked him to learn martial arts from his master Zhao Qingcang.

After Yu Yu started school, studying was much more stressful than before, and he had to live on campus.

The backyard suddenly became clean.

Only the nanny, Mrs. Wu, was left to keep company with the old lady.

On the twentieth day of the first lunar month, Chen Xueru didn't even go to the silk and satin shop. She stayed at home making dumplings with Sister Wu.

Make dumplings when you go out and make noodles at home.

Tomorrow, the twenty-first day of the first lunar month, He Yuzhu is going to the south for a business trip. Chen Xueru puts aside all work and goes home to make dumplings for her man.

The old lady was old-sighted, so she put on reading glasses and started making dumplings along with her.

Not to mention, even though the old lady is old, her skill in making dumplings is so dexterous that even Chen Xueru can't help but admire her.

The chef He Yuzhu finally had some free time. He hugged his third child, He Dingbang, and sat by the stove, drinking tea, eating melon seeds, and humming children's songs:

"Tang Monk is studying for Buddhist scriptures, dong, dong, dong, followed by Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong, running "three-seven-zero" fast, followed by Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie has a long nose and is followed by Monk Sha.

Monk Sha was carrying a burden, followed by an old witch.

The old witch was so pregnant that she deceived Tang Seng and Bajie.

Tang Seng Bajie was so confused that he couldn't tell the difference between a human and a demon.

Thanks to Sun Wukong's bright eyes, all the demons and ghosts were wiped out. "

Xueer was so amused that she laughed so much that she rolled on the ground.