Siheyuan: Rebirth of He Yuzhu, God of Cooking starts

"Rain, are you ready?"

"Your school starts today. Do you want my brother to take you to school?"

Today is the seventeenth day of the first lunar month. The Lantern Festival just ended yesterday, and today Yuyu and her school will start.

He Yuzhu got up early in the morning, made breakfast for Yuyu, sent Yuyu to eat, and smiled and asked Yuyu if he wanted him to take Yuyu to school.

"No, brother, I just go to school by myself."

"It's not the first time I've been to our school. I'm already familiar with it."

"It's you, don't be late for work."

After Yu Yu had eaten and drank enough, he took the money and food stamps given by his brother and pushed his bicycle out.

"Auntie, goodbye."

He Xiaoxue ran over with short legs and waved goodbye to the rain.

"Auntie, you must have fun going to school."

He Dongfang, who is as big as a kid, made Yu Yu laugh as soon as he spoke in a childish voice.

Rainstorm "Qi Ba San" simply stopped the bicycle and reached out to pick up the two little guys.

One bite left, another bite.

They gave each of the two little guys a kiss on their pink cheeks.

During this winter vacation, Yuyu had a great time getting along with the two little guys.

Although He Xiaoxue often scribbles in her books.

Although He Dongfang often hides her books.

Angry, Yuyu caught his nephew and niece and hit them on the butt with a blaster.

The beating made the two little guys grin and cry for father and mother.

These two little guys made her love and hate them at the same time.

Sometimes, the two troublemakers made her teeth itch with hatred.

Sometimes, two little troublemakers, with their childish voices and a few words, can make Yuyu happy.

"No, Aunt Yuyu, men and women cannot have sex."

"I don't want you to kiss me."

"Really, the saliva is all over people's faces. It's so dirty."

He Dongfang wiped his little face with a look of disgust, and what he said almost made He Yuzhu angry.

Yuyu's eyes widened in anger, filled with murderous intent.

He Dongfang felt the rising anger of his little aunt, and he quickly said with a smile: "Little aunt, who made you angry? Tell me, I will spank him, and I will spank him until his butt blossoms."

"Who else made me angry? You, you little rabbit Keiko made my aunt angry again."

Yuyu hugged He Dongfang and said angrily.

"What? When did Little Dongfang make little aunt angry?"

"He is so hateful, little aunt, please put me down quickly and I will help you beat him."

He Dongfang is very serious about things, and he has a nose and an eye.

The rain simply put him on the ground.

As soon as his feet touched the ground, He Dongfang ran away.

"Hey, little aunt, come and hit me."

"Hey, you can't hit me."

He Dongfang ran far away, raised his little buttocks, and let the rain hit him triumphantly.

Yu Yu was so angry that when he saw that it was getting late, he had to go to school quickly. If he delayed any longer, he would be late.

"Little rabbit Keiko, just wait for me."

"When I come back from school, I'll spank you until your ass blossoms!"

Yu Yu said a few harsh words and pushed the bicycle out of the door angrily.

"Lululu, you can't beat me, little aunt, you can't reach me."

He Dongfang, who was as big as a brat, stuck out his little tongue, muttered in protest, and even teased his little aunt He Yuyu.

He Yuyu was in a hurry to go to school and was too lazy to pay attention to this little kid.

"Little aunt, be careful under your feet, there is a piece of dog poop!"

He Dongfang suddenly reminded Yuyu loudly from behind.

Yu Yu was startled and quickly stopped, looking intently at his feet and in front of him.

Where is the shit?

I was deceived by that rabbit Keiko from Little Oriental again.

"He Dongfang, Xiaotu Huizi, just wait for me."

"Let's see how I deal with you when I come back!"

Yuyu turned his head and glared murderously at the triumphant Little Dongfang, then pushed his bicycle out of the compound without looking back.

Chen Xueru put down her job and shook her head in confusion.

"Who does our son follow?"

"If you are older, why is he so naughty? Why is he so bad?"

Chen Xueru complained to He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu ate the pickles, took a sip of porridge, and said without raising his head: "Of course my son will follow me. He is even more naughty and bad than I was when I was a child. It's just that his father is different from mine."

"If I had bullied Yu Yu so badly when I was a child, my father would have pulled out his belt and chased me two streets."

Chen Xueru didn't know whether to laugh or cry and said: "Fortunately, our father set rules for you when you were a child. Otherwise, you might be very bad when you grow up."

"Our son also has to establish rules from a young age. I'm worried that he will become bad when he grows up."

He Yuzhu waved his hand.

"It's okay, just let the boy grow like crazy since he was a child."

"A boy who looks like this will have strong skin and good health..."

"Stop talking, I'm going to work."

He Yuzhu put down his rice bowl, wiped his mouth, and pushed his bicycle out the door.

"Bye, Dad."

He Xiaoxue waved her little hand obediently to her father.

"Goodbye, my little darling."

He Yuzhu caressed his precious daughter's little head.

"Dad, you must be happy at work."

"You must pay attention to safety when riding a bicycle."

"When you come back, buy two White Rabbit toffees for my sister and me."

"By the way, there is one from my aunt, buy three."

"This morning, I made my little aunt angry. She will definitely spank me when she comes back."

"Dad, I have to prepare a big white rabbit to make my little aunt happy and make her stop spanking me."

He Dongfang, who was as big as a brat, said solemnly to his father He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu was really amused by his precious son.

Such a little brat knows how to make Rainy Rain Liao, and how to use White Rabbit toffee to make Aunt Yuyu happy who made him angry.

When this kid grows up in the future, what will happen?

"Okay, son, no problem."

"Dad will definitely buy a White Rabbit toffee for each of you Ren when he comes back from get off work."

"But you can't bully your sister today."

"What if I come back from get off work and hear my sister complaining to me that you bullied her again."

"You don't need your little aunt to spank you, I'll spank you myself."

He Yuzhu glared at little 2.0 Dongfang so hard that the little guy started laughing.

"Dad, don't worry, I will take good care of my sister."

"If anyone dares to bully my sister, I'll beat his ass!"

The little guy assured He Yuzhu with a serious face.

Chen Xueru was amused again.

Look at this family, why are they all so excited about spanking?