In order to live in seclusion, I tricked my roommate into falling in love

But reality immediately gave Zi Xiaowei a heavy blow.

How can a cheap secluded life be so easy?

Because the entire university is located near a scenic spot with beautiful mountains, clear waters, and fairy tales, there are notice boards everywhere on campus warning of wild animals and snakes.

So everything from the teaching building to the dormitory is quite in line with the nostalgic style of the Republic of China...it's just old.

It didn't matter. Zi Xiaowei came to the dormitory with a happy face and smiled at the dormitory aunt and various parents, teachers and students.

In fact, it was this sense of relief that he returned to school after being beaten in various ways in society for several years, which made him fully understand the meaning of dimensionality reduction.

Dirty whitewashed walls, even dirtier and even corrugated concrete floors, and rusty iron frame bunk beds will surely disappoint many freshmen, and even their parents, who are full of dreams and longings for a university campus.

This is not the university advertised, at least it is not what a 211 university should be like. Why is it even worse than our key high schools?

Zi Xiaowei would never experience this kind of discomfort. He happily took advantage of his early arrival and chose a top bunk for himself by the window but far away from the balcony bathroom and dormitory door.

He looked carefully at his old desk and utility cabinet, and immediately turned on his mobile phone to record various items that needed to be purchased online, including all kinds of practical and decorative items from bed sheets, mosquito nets, curtains to night lamps, table lamps, and ambient lights.

Rather than lamenting that the environment is not what you imagined, the mature approach is not to transform it yourself.

Zi Xiaowei particularly enjoys the process of building his own living environment.

Perhaps because he has not had a fixed home since he was a child, nor the warm environment of a family of three, he particularly likes the atmosphere of home.

So I chose the major of landscape gardening to further my studies in this subject that I am really interested in.

As a gold medal lecturer in education and training related to the college entrance examination, he clearly understands the huge advantages brought by the overlap between life planning and his own hobbies, rather than following what others say and learning some so-called popular majors.

During this process, the three roommates finally arrived one after another.

The two people accompanied by their parents seemed to be from the city.

One is lively and the other is calm.

The county boy who came here by himself has a flat head and a strong build, and is full of curiosity about everything.

Zi Xiaowei restrained his sense of presence, only nodded and smiled, and concentrated on online shopping.

There was a father who warmly invited me to have dinner with him, but he declined politely. There was still four years to spend together, so there was no need to rush.

Skillfully created the image of an ordinary roommate who is relatively introverted and lonely.

He knew very well the virtues of parents who were only interested in their children.

But the three freshmen under the age of twenty, especially the two city kids who were finally freed from their parents' instructions, were so excited about freedom.

We frequently visit neighbors to get acquainted with each other and exchange game experiences and trendy equipment. Children from the county and village can also actively participate.

When it came to the evening talk session, the topic easily turned to how awesome I was in high school, how many girls liked me, and how I missed my girlfriend who had passed the exam in a different place.

Let the silent little sea king snicker secretly.

On the contrary, it was the children from the county who occasionally said that the senior sister wearing a shirt and a skirt she was visiting today had a good figure, which made Zi Xiaowei feel like he was like, he couldn't tell that you were the experienced one.

Those two rookies couldn't notice it.

He was burned by these three excited hormones until at least midnight before he drifted off to sleep.

As a result, Zi Xiaowei's nightmare began...

The kid in that county snores when he sleeps!

And the sound is super loud!

God, the only girl Zi Xiaowei has slept with in the past few years is Xiangxiang.

All I heard was gentle and coquettish cries.

How can there be such a high-pitched melody, with a thousand ups and downs of snoring?

If it's really loud all the time, maybe the auditory system will get used to it.

This guy actually hit mountains and hills, ups and downs.

Just after listening to the quiet for a while, sleepiness slowly gathered in my heart, and suddenly there were a few louder sounds!

Zi Xiaowei, who had always been a light sleeper, tossed and turned in pain all night.

The struggling state of being always half asleep and half awake gave Zi Xiaowei black circles under his eyes the next morning.

It’s really hard to live in a dormitory in 1,121!

On the way to the teaching building of the college, Zi Xiaowei couldn't help but take out his mobile phone and listen to the recording for Huang Yongjian: "Have you always snored like this? Have you considered going to the otolaryngology department? Do you have intermittent pauses?"

Unexpectedly, Huang Yongjian completely denied it: "No way! Are you kidding me? I never snore. It's impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Then his eyes drifted to the girl who appeared in the corridor of the teaching building, and he bumped Zi Xiaowei with his elbow to signal to look at her.

What's so good about a group of local girls who don't know how to dress up and don't have long hair? Zi Xiaowei is upset!

Am I going to be tortured for four years? Do I have to rent a room off campus?

This is obviously someone else's fault...

Freshmen in college love to hang out with their roommates, both boys and girls, like little jungle beasts who have just changed venues and timidly crowd around their companions.

Those who are lively and active either want to be cadres, or they use social cow behavior to cover up that they are showing off their feathers.

Zi Xiaowei's three roommates couldn't help but raise their voices to communicate, which made the real She Niu look like a waning god with a tired and unlucky face.

He was also dressed dirty, and the girls didn't even look at him.

Anyway, he gave everyone a bad impression at the first sight of school.

Zi Xiaowei, who was determined to live in seclusion, simply sat in the back corner of the department lecture hall, thinking hard about how he could solve his snoring in his seclusion in the thatched cottage.

Of course, when I look at the overall situation, I am surprised that there are hundreds or even thousands of freshmen in the entire agriculture major!

It turns out that major related disciplines including agriculture, horticulture, plant protection, etc. are in the 1+3 model.

First, everyone will learn basic courses together, and they will be trained separately in the first year. In the next three years, they may be adjusted to study in different majors.

It's right to think about it. Not everyone is as clear as Zi Xiaowei about what they want to learn and what abilities they need to face society in the future.

There is a large crowd now bustling with people, many of whom are quietly looking around.

It truly explains the instinctive evolution of biological evolution theory.

The three roommates pretended to look around, and finally they all crowded over to Zi Xiaowei: "It's better that you stand high and see far, you are wise!"

Reclusive people who don't sleep well don't want to talk.

In fact, gradually the boys from the neighboring dormitories gathered here, tacitly indicating with their eyes which girl had a good back, and prepared to select the top-level flowers.

Trying to look mature, but actually being childish as hell.

In fact, the girls were secretly pretending to look around, glancing back and then gathering together to whisper.

Just like the little hens on the drying field.

Zi Xiaowei understood how lively the conversation among girls was when they got together.

But that’s not a lot of beauties. You should open your eyes. The Foreign Languages ​​School, International School, and Music School that you just passed by on the way here are all full of flowers... Wait!

Zi Xiaowei suddenly noticed that Huang Yongjian was so excited that his whole face was shining.

After observing carefully, he couldn't help but put his hands into his sleeves and leaned forward: "What, have you seen a girl you like?"

Huang Yongjian still wanted to deny: "No, no, no..."

Zi Xiaowei understood: "We are all men, so don't hide it."

Huang Yongjian resisted: "No, really not..."

Zi Xiaowei suddenly spoke faster: "Which one looks better, the yellow shirt or the blue skirt?"

Huang Yongjian's mouth spoke faster than his heart: "Blue skirt! Huh?"

Zi Xiaowei smiled like a gold medal matchmaker and narrowed his eyes: "Good eyesight, I tell you, that classmate is a perfect match for you at first glance."

The boys around them stopped looking around and listened to the conversation with their ears. Then they all poked their heads around to see where there was a blue skirt in the room.

Huang Yongjian smiled from ear to ear but still covered it up: "What did you say! No, no, I just think it looks good!"

Zi Xiaowei focused on her heart: "You know, as long as there is a normal relationship in the university, no one is forbidden to ask for it, but if another boy catches her first, she will sweetly hold her arm and eat with them in the cafeteria, and they will go to school together. Read books in the library, go to the movies together..."

The expression of the boy with a crew cut was visible to the naked eye. He used to have a playful smile pretending to be mature, but he actually frowned with a bit of gritted teeth. He turned his head and looked at the place he was staring at just now.

Emotions came in: "Then what do you think we should do?"

Zi Xiaowei's hands were still in his sleeves: "Chasing, my brothers will help you with ideas, let's start now!"

I really can't stand it for another day.