The group gods who retired to fish in Genshin Impact

I'm so fucked.

Damn it, I bought the wrong tool, fuck me.

Didn’t I tell you before that I was making a triangle head prop recently? Today is the first day of production.

Originally, according to my budget, I would make a knife today and a helmet tomorrow, both of which could be completed quickly.

Then the next step is to make the apron, paint the knife, and then install the decorations on the helmet and then paint it. It will definitely be done in half a month.

As a result, an accident happened, and now I’m a little panicked. I’m not sure if I can get it done this month.

What was this accident? This accident was that I bought a set of electric saws, and I said I wanted to buy it cheaply because I had so much money. The total cost was 75 yuan or something? Anyway, more than 70 yuan.

It is a complete set, including grinding wheels, electric saws, diamond drills, and a whole bunch of other processing tools. I saw that the saw blade was quite large.

I thought it should be enough to cut my 2.5cm thick solid wooden board, but I didn't expect that the handle of his electric saw was not what I expected.

I thought his chainsaw was an ordinary pistol-type one, with a long extension in the front and a gap that could be adjusted freely.

What he actually sent me was the 1-shaped one, which is a bit like the head of a hair dryer when held in the hand, but it doesn't have the shape of a hair dryer handle, and there is only a small space in the front.

Then when I was cutting, I bought a 30cm wide wooden board because I was thinking of a whole board and only needed to cut two pieces.

Then when I was drawing the cutting lines, I suddenly realized that if I made the knife model according to the piece of the mountain god, the shape would be particularly ugly and would not match the shape of the knife in the original work.

Then I tried to reduce the proportions a bit, from 30 to 20 before I got the shape and size of the knife right.

Then I drew it as if I was going to cut it first, cutting off the extra 10cm, and then processing the remaining two parts of the knife.

As a result, the chainsaw was too small to hold because of the vibration.

I didn't like it, but because of the "1" shape, every time the blade moved down, the handle on the back of the chainsaw in my hand would get stuck.

Because it is in the shape of a 1, the handle must be pressed down while the saw blade is cutting, otherwise the vertical line cannot be cut. As a result, the saw blade cannot go down because the handle is stuck, and can only cut a shallow slit.

After trying several times, the wooden board was already a little torn. After that, I didn't dare to cut it anymore. I was afraid that I would damage the board and I would have to buy a new one.

What's more, he couldn't hold the electric saw firmly. If you relaxed a little, it would slide out by itself. Today, when I was cutting, it suddenly turned a corner and almost cut my foot, because I was squatting on the ground and cutting on a wooden board.

To ensure that the electric saw penetrates the wooden board, the part being cut must be in the air. I couldn't find a suitable table, so I squatted on the ground to cut.

If you have ever lived in an old-style house, you should know that there is always a courtyard behind the gate, and then the courtyard may be the living room. There is usually a small step in front of the living room, which is not high and is used to block water.

I just put the board on that small step, then kept one part of it in the air and the other part on the board to fix it and cut it. As a result, the saw blade almost flew out and cut my foot directly.

I wanted to say fuck it at that moment, but there were old people at home beside me, so I didn’t say any dirty words.

Finally, after determining that this electric saw was not suitable for cutting 2.5cm wooden boards, I found a new electric saw online. That kind of electric saw is similar to the shape of an iron, and the saw blade is installed in the middle for vertical cutting up and down.

Because the saw blade is a very long strip, about 10 cm, it is more than enough to cut a 2.5 cm wooden board. It can also adjust the cutting angle and cutting curve, so it can cut straight lines, curves or circles.

It also only cost more than 70 yuan, so I bought one. After it arrives, I will reprocess the machete.

Then this morning because of the accident, we didn't continue the work and changed to making the helmet first. The progress of the helmet is also good, and now it is half done.

The general framework is completed, and the next step is to make the small accessories and some decorations.

The difficulty now lies in the production of small decorations and accessories, as well as the model making and processing of the broadsword.

I can only say that I hope I can overcome these difficulties within half a month.

After all, one month of fitness time is already the limit. If I compress it further, I really can’t guarantee that I can successfully reduce my waist and abdomen by then.

Then a lot of things happened on Lao Mi's side in the past two days.

Because of the recent anniversary celebration, FES exhibition, and the upcoming new version, Lao Mi simply organized a few large live broadcasts.

Although I didn't watch the live broadcast, I still wrote down the key points and some of the things that happened.

The main issues are rhythm and some other problems.

But compared to the bad news, the good news this time is quite substantial and very satisfying.

Let’s talk about the timeline first, starting from yesterday. Although some things were mentioned yesterday, that cannot be considered a rhythm. It can only be said that the monster spawning was within everyone’s expectations.

It was just an attack by a swarm of breeding insects and Rupert's anti-life equation on a group of living people.

Because I have already talked about it yesterday, I won’t say much about it today. I will just talk about it briefly because a group of people were flooding the screen with messages yesterday.

Bilibili is still a bit better, but Tik Tok is full of people calling Genshin Impact a traitor, calling Da Wei Ge, Mi Huyou, and all those who play Genshin Impact traitors. A group of people were frantically spamming the screen, indulging themselves, but they got slapped in the face on the same day.

First, a daily newspaper company whose name begins with the word "People" published a report to celebrate the successful launch of the Genshin Impact exhibition on August 8, and emphasized that Mihoyo has made outstanding contributions over the years, through the cultural channels and outputs created by its games, including the cultural connotations released to the public.

He strongly supported a wave of Mi Huyou and directly issued a protection order to get rid of him.

This makes a bunch of small black fans afraid to speak on mainstream platforms, and they can only run to some platforms that can only survive by relying on traffic, such as Tik Tok, to continue to lead the trend.

Then what is the most outrageous thing? This group of people were posting "Never forget the national humiliation" yesterday.

Interesting, isn't it? For those who don't know, yesterday was August 8th. It was the 15th anniversary of the defeat and surrender of the Chinese people in history.

On this day, we welcomed the good news as a victory, because we drove out the invaders and commemorated our great revolutionary victory.

And on this very day, some people were frantically posting messages like "Never forget the national humiliation" and calling others traitors. I think you should have realized that this is a very interesting thing.

What does "Never forget national humiliation" mean? I don't need to explain, what is national humiliation?

It was a national humiliation when the Song Dynasty was beaten to the ground by the Huns, barbarians, Xianbei, and Jurchens, and the emperor was captured by them.

In the Battle of Tumu during the Ming Dynasty, even a dog could have won, but the war in the end when they lost was called a national humiliation.

The Eight-Nation Alliance during the Qing Dynasty and the subsequent treaties that ceded territory and paid indemnities are called national humiliations.

Until later, when there were 400 million Chinese people, being pinned to the ground and beaten was considered a national humiliation.

National humiliation occurs when a country is humiliated, not when the country wins. So this group of people shouted "Never forget national humiliation" on the anniversary of our martyrs defeating the invaders.

So which national humiliation are they not forgetting? Isn't it obvious where they stand in their hearts?

I believe everyone knows that the top leaders in China have never admitted that they are a defeated country, and have never acknowledged that period of history. In their hearts, they are pure and innocent, and are good people who fight for their country.

So they regard defeat and surrender as a day of shame. So, yesterday, the anniversary of their surrender, was a time of great joy and happiness for us, but it was a great shame for them.

And those anti-American beasts shouted something like "Never forget the national humiliation". A bunch of dog traitors confessed their nationality without being asked.

He really deserves to be the person who was recognized by his hometown last month. It turns out that only people from a small hometown can do such a thing.

Let me tell you for those who don't know. The anti-Mi people went to Xiaorizi to spread anti-Mi theories, and then were scolded by the players on Xiaorizi's side, and finally were labeled with the most shameful label.

The methods used by the anti-Mi group are usually something that only people like them who live a simple life can do.

It has directly become a hometown certification, and now it has confessed itself. A group of people are shouting "Never forget the national humiliation" on the anniversary of defeat and surrender. They are really a bunch of traitors.

Then the daily newspaper company that begins with the word "people". After briefly dispersing a group of cerebral palsy, the patrol order came down again at the original god's FES exhibition.

Several prosecutors from the procuratorate where Mihoyo's company is located came to the scene of Genshin Impact, and one of the prosecutors even COSed as Funina.

A wave of Internet security knowledge questions were performed on the spot, including incidents such as Xiao Ming, the internet explosion of Xiao Zhao, and the rumor-mongering about Xiao Zhao.

This Xiao Ming is very smart. I don’t know how the Daming Dynasty, which always boasts of itself as the Emperor of Daming, is feeling now because of the cold sweat it is causing.

As for this Xiao Zhao, if we want to get in touch with him, his first letter is z, and the abbreviation of Juequ Zero is zzz, so we can get in touch with him.

Although it seems unintentional, just think about a certain period of time when Ming was being criticized, cyberbullied, spread rumors, and besieged people every day.

Then the topic was cyber violence again. Internet rumors, hey, it's even interesting when you look at it this way, and it was issued by the prosecutor.

You have to know that the information of public officials like these is usually kept confidential, because no one knows whether there will be prisoners who hold a grudge against them for participating in court trials.

If you have had more contact with ordinary police officers, you should know that even if you know that their job is inspection, when you ask them, they will only tell you that they are police officers and will not disclose their detailed job content, including their position.

The information of special public officials like them is kept confidential, and it is impossible for them to stand on the stage and introduce themselves publicly.

This time, there was not only a lovely prosecutor who publicly stood on the stage to cosplay as Funina, but also two public servants in work clothes who accompanied her.

This attitude is already obvious.

When introducing yourself, the first thing you should do is introduce your affiliation and position. This is generally not allowed. Take my experience working in the subway as an example.

There's nothing to keep secret when working at the subway, right? What do you do?

You can tell at a glance where they are standing, whether they are in charge of security, in charge of machines, or patrolling the platform. It's very open and transparent job information, right? There's nothing to keep secret, right?

But in fact we were also asked to keep it confidential.

The layout of the subway cannot reveal the environment of the subway, the specific situation of the subway, or the train operation schedule of the subway. In short, anything related to the subway that outsiders cannot know must be kept confidential.

The reason why photography is prohibited in the subway is that many subways are used as wartime air-raid shelters, and it can even be said that they are strategic fortresses.