Comprehensive comic, I am a scum in the blue sea!

"Hiss—what time is this?"

Kaedehara Yu sat up and turned on his phone.

"Damn it! It's ten o'clock!"

Looking at the darkness outside the window, Maplehara Yu exclaimed.

"These guys are really good at drinking."

Kaedehara Yu and Iori finished playing wild ball boxing and drank until the evening before they all fell down. In the process, they took four hangover pills bought from the system.

But even so, he still fell in the end.

"Did I get drug resistance or something? I'm still dizzy. Could it be that even the system can't defeat these guys?!"

Kaedehara Yu looked at the four naked men on the ground, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

After putting on his clothes, Kaedehara Yu planned to go home.

Nothing is more important than Megumi’s smile every morning! ! ! Everything, for my lovely Megumi! ! !

The store was now empty, and the front door was locked.

"I have no choice but to go through the back door."

Kaedehara Yu kicked Iori twice, and then quietly walked to the back door.

As soon as I walked to the door, I saw a figure wandering towards Kaedehara Yu. When I took a closer look,

"Damn, it's so white!"

"No, no, no..."

Kaedehara Yu shook his head, she is Azusa-senpai, right? The one who is very open-minded, the one who sleeps in the same room with a naked man and doesn't change his face.

"Um...hello?"

Kaedehara Yu said hello to her, but Azusa-senpai ignored him and still walked into the diving shop unsteadily.

"Uh, are you drunk? You can still accurately find the way to the diving shop when you are drunk. You are worthy of being a veteran of the diving club!"

Kaedehara Yu sighed with a thumbs up.

Then he walked towards the tram. Azusa-senpai could find Iori's room anyway, so he didn't bother to help her.

"Iori, you should be able to feast your eyes when you wake up tomorrow morning."

Kaedehara Yu could already imagine Iori's perverted expression tomorrow morning.

"Forget it, don't think about it anymore, go back early."

Kaedehara Yu walked to the front door and was about to push his trolley out. Suddenly he felt dizzy and almost fell to the ground with the trolley.

"Ouch, no, no, no, I'm so dizzy, I need to find a driver this time!"

At this time, it’s time for Tongzi, who we haven’t seen for a long time, to appear~

Kaedehara Yu took a look at the daily limited area, oh wow, it sure is there,

Bruce:

Introduction: Top drivers, proficient in various means of transportation (including but not limited to spaceships), abide by traffic rules, and do not drive gambling cars or yellow cars! I haven’t had a single bad review since I started working! Take its ride! One word: safe!

"Not bad, safety is the most important thing at night!"

Kaedehara Yu placed the order without hesitation, a white light flashed, and Bruce came to report!

A figure gradually became clearer, and Yu Fengyuan saw that this man had strong hair, and his whole body was covered with golden hair!

"Eh? No!"

Kaedehara Yu's eyes slowly moved upward, and a golden retriever dog's head wearing sunglasses came into view.

"Why is it a dog? And what kind of sunglasses are you wearing at night? Whose dog can stand on two legs?!"

The golden retriever in front of him made Maplehara Yu unable to stop complaining. He really couldn't understand how a dog could be a driver.

At this time, the upright golden retriever spoke,

"Are you my master?"

Under the moonlight, a person and a dog are looking at each other,

It has a sacred atmosphere in anime...what the hell!

Why a dog? ! Why do dogs speak human language? ? This is just an everyday world! And which knight king did you learn the lines from? ?

"Well, did you go to the wrong set?"

Kaedehara Yu looked at the golden retriever in front of him and asked cautiously.

"Eh? Isn't it the driver you called?"

"I didn't expect it to be a dog!"

"What are you doing? You are being speciesist!"

"Who said dogs can't drive! I haven't even had one bad review until now!"

After hearing Kaedehara Yu's words, Bruce retorted with dissatisfaction.

"I don't believe it anyway. A dog can drive a car? A sow can climb a tree!"

Kaedehara Yu still looked unbelieving.

……

"Hoho - I didn't expect that, Bruce, your driving skills are really good!"

Kaedehara Yu sat in the back seat of the car, patting Bruce who was driving in front of him and said.

Kaedehara Yu was really sweet in the end.

"Drive faster, Bruce! There's no traffic on the road at night!"

"No, Master! I must obey traffic rules!"

"Don't be so rigid~ Follow me, you can't always stick to the rules!" (In reality, please strictly abide by traffic rules!)

"No! This goes against my professional ethics!"

Bruce retorted with a serious face.

Maplehara Yu continued to whisper the devil, but Bruce refused to listen.

Neither the person nor the dog realized they were passing a police car.

……

I'm a police officer. I'm unlucky tonight. I lost the guessing game and it's my turn to patrol.

It was just because I had an urgent need to urinate, so I stopped on the side of the road to solve a personal problem. What was outrageous was that the damn wind actually blew the urine onto my shoes.

What’s even more outrageous is that just after I finished shaking, I saw a dog driving! He even brought someone with him! That picture is so outrageous.

If I hadn't drank today, I would have thought I was drunk! So is there something wrong with me or is there something wrong with the world? !

No matter what, let’s chase first! ! !

……

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"That car at the front door, stop it!!!"

shouted the shoe-wetting policeman with a bullhorn.

Hearing the sirens, Yu Kaedehara looked back.

"Fuck! Copy!"

"Bruce! Hurry up and run away!"

Maplehara Yu saw that the police officer immediately turned around and asked Bruce to speed up.

"Police? Why are you running? We didn't do anything?"

"Grandma! Do you know how outrageous it is for a dog to drive a person!"

"What's so outrageous about this? There are even pigs driving there."

Bruce said with a confused look on his face.

"This is the human world! Run quickly, otherwise you will be sliced ​​for research!"

Kaedehara Yu felt like his heart was about to jump out of his chest.

"Nani!?"

"The car at the front door, stop it quickly!!! Please cooperate with the inspection!!!"

Seeing that Maplehara Yu didn't stop, the shoe-peeing police officer continued to shout.

"Hurry, Bruce!!!"

Kaedehara Yu shouted while pulling Bruce's tail.

"Ah! Don't pull your tail! Even if you say so! But I have never driven a fast car!"

"It doesn't matter Bruce! Come on! I believe you can do it!!!"

Kaedehara Yu was no longer too lazy to care about the danger to his life, he just wanted to run away quickly.

"Since, Master, you have said so, then I will show my shame!!!"

Nu~~

Bruce suddenly accelerated and the front of the car tilted up.

The car has already reached 200 yards, but it is still a stable one. It is worthy of being produced by the system, and it is indeed a high-quality product!

"Ahhhh——, master! Where should we run?"

"I don't know! Pulu~Pff~, anyway...get rid of him first!"

Kaedehara Yu would be in trouble if he was hit by the strong wind.

I saw the police car behind me and was still chasing after me.

Maplehara Yu could only let it open first.

The policeman who peed his shoes didn't stop when he saw the car in front of him, but even accelerated! I also got angry,

"Ouch, what the hell? Are you so crazy? I will definitely catch you tonight!"

"Before I became a police officer, I drove an AE86 to deliver tofu!"

Shift, speed up, accelerator, all in one go!

boom!

Police Car King HP-100, can't be revived.

"Damn it, how could this happen!"

The shoe-peeing policeman is incompetent and furious.

"By the way, you have to tell the bureau!"

"Call headquarters, call headquarters! This is 007, this is..."

"Wai Wai Wai Wai, I told you to watch less spy movies! What happened?"

"Please support me! I saw a dog driving a trolley with a person, and it went 200 yards!!!"

"Did you f*ck drink too much? Let me tell you, if you are found out that you asked the police to drive and drink, you will be dead!"

"What I said is true! I am really a dog! No! I really saw a dog!!!"

The shoe-peeing policeman didn't know how to explain it.

"Ah, yes, yes, you can't even speak clearly after drinking. Come back and wait to die!"

Then the other end of the phone hung up.

"Hello? Hello?! Don't hang up! Trust me!"

……

Seeing that the police car could no longer be seen behind them, one person and one dog slowly slowed down the car.

"Good job Bruce. I knew you could do it!"

Hearing Maplehara Yu's compliment, Bruce smiled shyly,

"Thanks to the trust of the master, it made me realize for the first time that racing can be so fun!!!"

Bruce shouted, sticking out his tongue.

"Hey, hey, close your mouth, the saliva is coming here!"

Kaedehara Yu said with disgust.

"Speaking of which, is it really okay for you to drive wearing sunglasses at night?"

Kaedehara Yu asked.

"Haven't you been sitting there for so long?|???｀)Are you asking now?"

"Don't worry, Master, I can see very clearly. My eyes will shine if I don't wear sunglasses!"

"You think you're a cat."

Kaedehara Yu said speechlessly.

"Forget it, let's go home quickly, I'm so sleepy."

Kaedehara Yu waved his hand and said.

"yes! master!"

Bruce gave a funny salute.

……