Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

"Well, what does she like?"

Senior Brother Dragon King Baili Wuyou fell into silence.

I have a sentence that I don’t know how to express... You are chasing people, you don’t even know what they like, and you are not worthy of being a dog licker.

"Brother, I only met her once, and that's when I fell deeply in love with her."

"In love, or in love?"

Lu Xun blurted out, and then said secretly: You have to control yourself, Lu Xun, you are a pure college student! What you read every day is "Spring and Autumn" among the Four Books and Five Classics! Not Liu Beishu!

"like."

"Brother, there is no such thing as love at first sight in the adult world, only love at first sight. So... I have reason to suspect that you are simply greedy for her body."

Lu Xun chuckled, like a weasel giving New Year greetings to a chicken: "Brother Dragon King, although you may be a few years older than me, I am experienced in some things and have great strengths. Even if it is just a matter of lusting after her body, It’s nothing.”

"No, brother, you may have misunderstood. I really like her."

"Then does she like you?"

"Maybe...probably...maybe you like it?"

Baili Wuyou smiled uncertainly.

"Brother Dragon King, it doesn't matter whether she likes you or not. What's important is that you like her very much. Only the lock knows if the key is right? Right?"

"Huh? I'm not sure?" Baili Wuyou spread his hands.

"I'm just making an analogy. If you want to open a lock among a bunch of keys, what should you do? Do you want to insert them one by one and give it a try until you know that one key can be turned easily, and then the lock will open. Yes. Isn’t that the truth?”

Lu Xun was very proud of his high emotional intelligence. As smart as him, he no longer had to worry about the warnings of the mighty Tianlong and the leering eyes of the river crab god.

"Brother, I want to ask who is Fifang? Why did you hit him?"

Baili Wuyou asked as if he was curious about the baby.

Lu Xun: How do I know who the metaphor is? Why should I hit him? Who am I looking for? What am I doing?

Heaven, earth, please accept this evildoer!

Pfft...hahaha...

The old man laughed so hard that his whole body trembled. He thought of something very happy.

……

"Brother Dragon King, you are my biological brother! Don't care who the metaphor is, just let him die. My focus is whether you can catch up with her, you have to try to find out! Communication is a process from shallow to deep. , Emotions are a process from short to long!”

Lu Xun said angrily, if he was really his eldest brother, he could not wait to kick him to the wall and reflect on it.

But...I can't beat him! ! !

"Well, brother, I understand you! This time I went down the mountain just to chase her. Don't worry, big brother will chase her well."

"Do you know what an elm knot is?"

Baili Wuyou shook his head.

"Forget it...Brother Dragon King, let me give you a trick! The real secret book..."

Lu Xun smiled, with little stars in his eyes.

"Brother, what do you want to do? I listen to you."

“日

Long time

Living

situation. "

Baili Wuyouwu thought for a full minute, and the CPU in her brain was almost dry, and she finally said happily: "Brother, you want me to pester her to death. Then as time goes by, she will like me."

"Brother, is it possible that what I said is literal?"

Lu Xun glanced at the sky and laughed obscenely.