Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

In the sunset, blowing in the wind.

Kaoshan Town gradually became lively, and two beggars in strange costumes appeared in the crowd.

Each of them held a wooden stick and walked with a limp, like members of the Beggars' Gang.

There was a kind-hearted person who actually took out two copper coins and said, "Buy two steamed buns. You all look so skinny that you don't look like human beings."

The two people who were originally happy were suddenly overwhelmed by dark clouds.

Fortunately, we speak the same language.

There are no problems with communication.

As expected... the Imperial Star Language is the universal language of the universe.

At this time, the two realized that both men and women on the street were very large and fat.

The two of them stood out in the crowd, like two skinny monkeys, particularly conspicuous.

"Thank you!"

"Eat more so you have the strength to work. For people like you who can't lift anything with your hands or shoulders, you can only eat dry food. Alas!"

Lu Xun: "..."

Xiao Xiao Mu Yu: “???”

I am obviously very handsome, why is everyone blind?

When I passed by the steamed bun shop, I actually bought two steamed buns with my two cents.

But the steamed buns are a bit big, each one is the size of a washbasin.

With Lu Xun's appetite, one steamed bun can last him three days.

At night, under the eaves, the two kept each other warm.

I spent the whole night in a daze.

At dawn, there was a sudden sound of gongs.

"Hurry, someone from the government office is coming again. I hope it's good news this time."

"I heard that the immortal from Kaoshan Sect is here. I'm so strong, I will definitely be selected this time."

A fat man weighing more than 300 pounds showed off his fat.

……

Lu Xun was sleeping soundly, but was first awakened by the sound of a gong. Then he changed his sleeping position.

Then, various loud speakers were heard.

When he heard about Kaoshan Sect, he suddenly came to his senses.

I remember that the place I went to when I received the inheritance for the first time was called Kaoshan Sect.

Could it be that this Kaoshan Sect is related to that Kaoshan Sect?

"Wake up, wake up quickly. Kaoshan Sect is recruiting people."

Lu Xun shook Xiao Xiao Muyu hard, if it weren't for the fact that he never left her.

I don’t care!

"What? It's thundering?"

Xiaoxiao Muyu muttered to herself, then turned her head and continued to sleep.

"Our chance to turn things around has come. Wake up!"

Lu Xun continued to shake and said, if the Kaoshan Sect were really immortals who practiced Taoism.

Maybe there is a way to restore their spiritual energy.

Then, life won't be as difficult as it is now.

At least I don’t have to eat one steamed bun for three days. No, who would want to eat steamed buns at that time?

Isn’t it delicious to chew on pig’s trotters?

Hearing the word "turn over", Xiao Xiao Mu Yu turned over subconsciously, but ended up falling headfirst onto the ground.

Woke up from the pain!

"Now that you're awake, let's go!"

Lu Xun pulled Xiao Xiao Mu Yu up and ran away.

Fortunately, no one noticed this weird painting style.

Xiao Xiao Mu Yu tried to shake it off several times but failed.

They followed the crowd to the square in front of the government office.

On top of the high platform, three immortals in fluttering white robes were flying on swords.

……

"Today, we are here on the orders of our master to select people with spiritual roots. Anyone between 18 and 30 years old can take the test. Once you pass the test, you can go to my Kaoshan Sect to participate in the disciple recruitment meeting, and those who pass can become my Kaoshan Sect's disciples.

Now, I will announce the rules..."

Perhaps to show the immortal's superiority, the person who spoke was still standing in mid-air on the sword.

Lu Xun and Xiao Xiao Muyu looked at each other and knew that the opportunity had come.

At this time, a white crystal ball appeared on the platform.

Everyone placed their right hand on the crystal ball in turn and sensed it with their heart.

……