Weirdness is coming: Chen Mu Nugui started with trillions of ghost coins

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Hearing such shameless words, the Lord of Hell was furious.

Seeing that Chen Mu was talking while his construction team was still working, the Lord of Hell was about to collapse.

"Boss Chen, look at your men, they are about to demolish my last (reread) house. If you really want to help me, please ask them to show some mercy."

Chen Mu admitted that sometimes when he did things, he did not quite abide by conventional ethical standards.

But if a trickster bullies the trickster people, then he packs up all the things and kills the trickster people.

Chen Mu almost never did such a thing as eating, taking and killing the original owner.

Chen Mu would only make an example of someone like the Lord of Nerves, who surrendered and then betrayed, causing extremely bad consequences.

Seeing that the Lord of Hell was about to cry again, Chen Mu quickly explained:

"Brother, you misunderstood, I don't want to kill everyone.

Actually, I mean well and want to find a way out for you. Please listen to my explanation.

Didn't you ask me to take away the fragments of hell and your weird scene?"

Hearing this, the Lord of Hell was already numb. Did I ask you to take it away?

Oh, that’s what I said, but don’t you know why I said that?

Chen Mu said: "I was thinking, wouldn't you be homeless by then, it would be really pitiful to see you.

I have a kind heart and I can’t bear to see homeless people.”

"So you want to kill me so you don't have to see me anymore?" said the Lord of Hell.

Obviously, this new Lord of Hell had some misunderstandings about Boss Chen's kindness.

Chen Mu is not the kind of bad guy who “is kind-hearted and cannot bear to see the disaster victims, so he drives all of them away.”

Chen Mu explained, "What I mean is, think about it, with a sign that says 'Recruitment Center' on the door, and such ostentatious decoration inside, wouldn't it attract too much attention?

You escaped to the past timeline, and when Storm Defense looked over, they saw a recruitment center suddenly appearing in the deep mountains and forests. Isn't there definitely something wrong?

You might even get killed by Storm Defense interns before you even make it through a single episode.

"The Lord of Hell died in such a pathetic way. Don't you feel upset when you think about it?"

The Lord of Hell suddenly felt that what Chen Mu said seemed... to make some sense.

But it feels a bit weird.

"So what do you want to do?" asked the Lord of Hell.

"Need I ask? We know each other, and I will definitely help you!" Chen Mu patted his chest and promised.

"You mean, you're not going to take the Hell Fragment away?"

"Look at what you said. You took the initiative to ask me to take it. If I don't take it, wouldn't it be ungrateful? Am I the kind of person who doesn't know how to be ungrateful?"

"Uh..." The Lord of Hell was going crazy.

"What I mean is that I want to help you redecorate. Don't worry, I will redecorate it for you according to the weird culture, so that you won't die." Chen Mu promised:

“And after I renovate the room, you don’t have to hide in the mountains or forests, you can even integrate into human society.

Hiding under the nose of the storm defense line is not a problem, and you will never be discovered."

It has to conform to the weird culture, but also not be discovered by humans...

The Lord of Hell's brain was overloaded. He couldn't figure out how to decorate the house to meet both of these requirements.

"Toilet! And it's a shabby, old-fashioned pit toilet!" Chen Mu said bluntly.

The Lord of Hell was shocked again. He even felt that Boss Chen’s train of thought was a little abnormal.

Chen Mu explained: "Think about it, if it is changed to a recruitment center, a food store, a clothing store, a toy store, etc., the difference between humans and monsters is really too big.

If you were a human being and you walked into a store that sold human flesh and human skin, wouldn't you run away in madness?

Therefore, one of the best ways to avoid being discovered by humans is to conform to human living habits.

I thought about it for a long time, what is something that has a weird style and can fit into human daily life?

You know what, I thought of a toilet, and this thing fits the description very well!

It was pitch dark, the room was covered in shit, the walls were mottled and worn, and there were spiders, cockroaches, and rats everywhere.

The ground was dark and damp, and it smelled terrible, and you could even get some blood in there without arousing suspicion.

This is not the most favorite living environment for weirdos, it is pure weirdo culture.

Moreover, even if humans go in and see that the toilet is so dilapidated, they will have psychological expectations.

At most he would curse it and say it was too stinky, but he wouldn't doubt it.

You can hide in the suburbs of the city or in the deep mountains and forests, and you will not arouse suspicion at all.

To be honest, when a member of Storm Defense was doing a mission and passed by your place to use the toilet, he couldn't tell that this was a weird scene.

As long as you don't commit suicide and don't force yourself to start strange tasks, you can be safe."

Chen Mu spoke very logically, and his theory left the Lord of Hell stunned.

The Lord of Hell wanted to say, I am the former Lord of Hell, but my final destination is a broken toilet?

But when I think about it carefully, what Chen Mu said seems to make some sense.

If the Lord of Hell really were asked to come up with a better solution, he actually couldn't.

Is Chen Mu really a genius?

For a moment, the Lord of Hell was in a dilemma.

At this time, Chen Mu smiled and said: "I know your difficulties, it is indeed a bit difficult to accept that it has become a toilet.

So I thought about it and decided that you could come with me.

I have a lot of space there, so it won't be difficult to accommodate you.

It's safe for you to go to my place. I have the final say in Wangjiang Shouwang and no one will make things difficult for you.

Anyway, I won’t charge you rent, and I can find you a good place to stay.”

Compared to being killed and turned into a toilet, the Lord of Hell suddenly felt that the solution given by Chen Mu was better than the previous two.

"Will you arrange a place for me?" The Lord of Hell couldn't help but ask.

Seeing that the other party was so understanding, Chen Mu nodded immediately, "Of course, I just want to build a new spooky house, and I want to use the purest spooky culture there.

When you come to my place, I will let you decorate the haunted house. You can decorate it however you want.

The building area of ​​a spooky house must be larger than one of your rooms. Your strength can be improved, and it won't be a problem to become a spooky soldier or a spooky leader.

As long as you work hard... bah, work hard to restore the weird culture, and more and more tourists come to visit, I can approve a budget for you to expand.

The bigger the ghost house is, the stronger you will be. Even returning to being a ghost general, ghost king, or even a ghost lord is not a problem.

Living there, you can scare tourists every day and live a very comfortable life.

Isn't it better than leaving your body in the wilderness or dying alone in a toilet?"

Chen Mu started to paint a big pie, and he was not afraid that the pie would be too big and choke people to death.

He directly described to the Lord of Hell a bright future of returning to the throne of Gui Zun.