Quick wear: Juehe? Don't make trouble, you know the system is in hand

When Yan Lubai came back from outside, he saw the little fool playing in the yard with a group of half-grown children. The little boys and girls were at the age of comparison, and each one argued louder than the other.

When the quarrel became fierce, his face was red, and he didn't bother to wipe the sweat with his hands, letting it drip down his slender chin.

"I have a brother! What do you have?!"

The little fool said unconvinced: "I have a brother too!"

"My brother is 1.3 meters tall! Where is your brother?"

"My brother is 1.35 meters tall!"

"My brother is 1.5 meters tall!"

"My brother, my brother..."

After the children reported their heights, they all looked at the little fool, waiting for him to speak.

The little fool didn't hesitate and said, "My brother is 2.8 meters tall!"

Yan Lubaihu, who was watching them from behind, trembled when he heard these words. One meter and eighty meters is already high enough. Does two meters and eighty meters mean he has to go to the sky?

Why didn't he know that the little fool was a math wizard or a genius at lying?

Children in small counties generally do not have as broad a vision as children in big cities. Adults are busy making a living every day. In addition to learning knowledge and culture in the classroom, there is no spare time and energy to fill their poor knowledge.

Therefore, this group of little ones can no longer come up with a figure higher than the little fool's 2.8 meters.

They frowned and thought for a moment before deciding to change the track.

One of the little boys wearing white short-sleeves and black shorts seemed to have thought of something very powerful, and he was sure to overwhelm the entire audience once he said it.

"My brother dares to eat shit!"

Yan Lu rolled his eyes.

As soon as the child finished speaking, someone answered: "What does this mean? My brother can eat it too, one pound at a time..."

"My brother can do it too!"

Two kilograms, three kilograms, five kilograms, ten kilograms all came out.

The little fool listened to their comparison, and his eyes were red with anxiety: "My brother, my brother..."

"Her brother will definitely not eat shit. All our brothers can, but your brother can't. Don't play with us!"

"Yes! Yes! You are not allowed to play with us!"

The veins on Yan Lubai's forehead twitched even more violently. He looked at the helpless little fool and all he could think about was the word "eat shit."

His face turned dark and white, and finally turned blue: "Who said her brother can't eat shit."

The children followed the sound and looked over. When Yan Lubai approached, they were enveloped by a large shadow.

The little fool’s brother is so tall! Is this the power of two meters eight? !

Everyone shuddered.

You looked at me, I looked at you, and finally pushed out the little boy with white short sleeves at the beginning.

The little boy was also afraid, but his friends were all looking at him. As a little man and a big hero, he couldn't retreat.

Anyway, if it’s dangerous, call the Paw Patrol! Beat the little fool's brother to a pulp.

"Are you her brother?" The little boy pointed at Su Yu with his short finger and asked with a frown.

The moment the little fool saw Yan Lubai, he took small steps and ran over to hold his hand. The place where the child pointed was empty.

Suddenly, an awkward atmosphere spread around.

The little fool was afraid that he would lose face, so he stood on tiptoes and leaned into the young man's ear, whispering: "Brother, you know how to eat shit, right?"

Yan Lubai: "..."

His lips curled up in a scary smile.

He replied to the little fool: "Of course, your brother can do anything."

But the tone of his voice sounded like gritted teeth.

Xiao Qi laughed so hard in her consciousness that she almost died.

Su Su relied on the little fool's script in her hand to unscrupulously take advantage of Yan Lubai, but Yan Lubai couldn't really care about a fool.

You have to cooperate with the little fool and support the little fool in front of outsiders.

After saying that, Yan Lubai faced the children who were watching eagerly, with all kinds of noble and cold expression on his face, and his aura was full: "Not only do I dare to eat shit, but I can also eat one hundred catties, one thousand catties, and ten thousand catties at a time. …”

Awesome, Brother Yan!

The little fool's eyes were bright, and he stretched out both hands to Brother Yan Lu Bai Thumb, cheering: "Brother is so awesome!"

This inexplicable comparison contest ended with the children's failure. Everyone lined up dejectedly, came up to the little fool one by one, gave her a candy, and reluctantly said: "You Brother is awesome, I lost."

The little fool who had won a lot of candies had a sour face. She took Yan Lubai home and asked him to wait outside mysteriously.

"I'll be back in a while, brother, be good."

The little fool followed Wang Feng's example, raised his hand and patted Yan Lubai's head hard, and his coaxing tone was familiar, as if he had practiced secretly a thousand times.

Yan Lubai leaned against the yellowish wall, eyes closed, and two words kept flashing in his mind: crazy.

He is a healthy person, why should he listen to a fool? She asked herself to wait, so he has to wait?

Who stipulated it? There is no such truth in the world.

Yan Lubai had a dark face and was about to leave, but he only took less than half a step forward and stopped suddenly.

Forget it.

If you argue with a fool about what to do, the exceptions that should be made will no longer be made, and the exceptions that should not be made will be made.

Su Yu didn't let anyone wait for too long. After a few minutes, she found a beautiful glass jar, put all the candies in it, and took it out.

"for you."

The beautiful jar filled with candies has changed its owner. The new owner is a smart and handsome boy, who is much more reliable than the little fool.

If the jar was conscious, it would be frantically kowtowing to the Bodhisattva right now.

The new owner doesn't seem as reckless as the little fool. At least for a short time, he doesn't have to worry about it accidentally breaking itself into pieces.

Yan Lubai has never eaten candy or received any gifts.

When he was young, he once begged Chen Muhong to give him a candy. It didn't need to be expensive, just the most common and cheap fruit hard candy.

What did Chen Muhong do at that time? In front of him, he threw the candies he bought into the trash can and sneered at him.

"You deserve to eat sweets? Because of you, my life has no sweetness at all, and you still dare to eat sweets? Why don't you die!"

"Is it sweet?" Soft, warm fingers pressed his lips, and brought the peeled toffee to the tip of his tongue.

When Yan Lubai came back to his senses, he met a pair of clean and clear eyes, in which was his shadow, so clear and profound.

Yan Lubai rolled the candy and felt the candy melting in his mouth. It was so sweet that it made people feel nervous.

The taste isn't very good, maybe because the sugar is so low-quality and the price is not high, and the syrup used in the factory is much worse.

But Yan Lubai felt that this was probably something he would keep thinking about for the rest of his life.

"I didn't taste it." He wanted to reply sweetly, but when the words came to his lips, he changed the sentence in a cunning way.

After finishing speaking, he stared straight at the little fool, waiting for her next move.

The little fool couldn't turn around, so she picked out an identical candy from the bottle and ate it herself, frowning at the sweetness.

I was very confused as to why Yan Lubai felt that he couldn't taste it.

"Then take another one." She was a little slurred with the candy in her mouth.

"Okay." Yan Lubai nodded and opened his thin lips slightly: "Feed me again."