The villain coaxed to the extreme, and the host was carried away again!

Yan Bai held the battle report in his hand and looked at Du Ruo who came out of the bathroom.

"Du Ruo, come here and sit down. I have something to talk to you about."

Du Ruo walked with elegant square steps and walked to the chair next to Yan Bai and sat down.

"What's the matter?"

Yan Bai looked at him with a bit of toothache. Du Ruo's style had thoroughly implemented Confucian etiquette.

There was a big word "Ya" written on him from head to toe, and the courtiers called him "Confucian General".

Yan Bai handed the battle report in his hand to Du Ruo.

"What do you think of this?"

Du Ruo took it, lowered his eyes slightly and looked at it carefully, and then said lightly:

"Oh, it's just the change of dynasties. If they are divided for a long time, they will be united, and if they are united for a long time, they will be divided."

Yan Bai...

"Do we have to fight? Is there any possibility of peace talks? War involves bloodshed, how cruel!"

Du Ruo looked at him strangely.

“In the long run, if the territory is unified, there will no longer be disputes over territory and sovereignty between countries.

No one needs to focus on building an army, manufacturing weapons, or preparing for war, and life will be happier and better.

Why peace talks? I want to unify the world. "

I rely on!

To finish...

Although the ultimate goal is good, Du Ruozhen cannot be allowed to kill everyone. What if he becomes addicted to killing?

Yan Bai stared at Du Ruo.

"Is there a way to unify the world without losing blood?"

Du Ruo frowned slightly. In the past three years, his face had changed from expressionless to slightly changed, and he looked at Yan Bai with a somewhat puzzled look.

"I didn't want to kill anyone either..."

Yan Bai...

"Then what are your plans?"

Du Ruo spread his hands.

"Using the power of technology, I probably know thousands of biological and chemical weapons that can be made from materials in this world."

Yan Bai's voice was a little sharp.

"You're already thinking about biological and chemical weapons, and you still say you don't want to kill people?"

Du Ruo blinked.

"Yan Bai, I didn't expect your knowledge to be so poor. In addition to killing people, biochemical weapons can also cause people to become comatose and lose the ability to move... there are too many types."

Yan Bai...

Is it okay to be despised every day?

Du Ruo continued:

"And if someone really dies, it will be really troublesome to deal with the dead body. Maybe the rotting corpse will breed bacteria and odor..."

When he mentioned the smell, Du Ruo seemed to think of something, and shook his body with a disgusted expression.

Yan Bai...

Although Du Ruo wants to unify the world, he doesn't seem to like killing people? Mysophobia is a good thing, maybe he will give up killing because he dislikes the smell...

Have you completed your brainwashing goal?

"I will hand in this battle report at the court tomorrow. If the emperor sends you to the border, I will go with you."

Du Ruo said naturally:

"Of course you want to go with me, but can you bring that smart toilet seat with you?"

Yan Bai rolled his eyes and said angrily:

"I'm not important at all, am I? You go with him!"

After saying this, Yan Bai was stunned. Why did this resentful tone sound so like a resentful woman in a deep boudoir?

Du Ruo looked at him seriously, his dark pupils full of concentration.

"Yan Bai, you are very important. If I can only choose between you and the toilet seat, I will definitely choose you."

Yan Bai's heart skipped a beat, and then he became furious.

"Why are you comparing me to a toilet seat? Who are you insulting?"

Du Ruo...

Human thinking is really strange. He puts Yan Bai in such a high position, but Yan Bai is still not happy.

Du Ruo comforted him somewhat perfunctorily:

"It's all my fault. Don't be angry. I'll make you a small cake."

This is the skill he recently learned to interact with people when he was dealing with the category of idol dramas in his memory.

You can’t go wrong with being so coaxing!

Yan Bai became even more angry.

"You are not allowed to go back to your room to sleep today!"

After saying that, he felt that something was even more wrong, but he was so angry now that he didn't think much about it and pushed Du Ruo out of the door and locked it from the inside.

Du Ruo...

This is different from the plot development!

Fortunately, I have already finished using the bathroom today. Humans are so difficult to coax!

Du Ruo had no choice but to find an empty guest room nearby and make do with it for one night.

But this night, nothing felt right. Without Yan Bai's breathing, it seemed like he couldn't sleep well.

Yan Bai also slept very poorly that night. When he woke up in the morning, his neck and waist hurt.

He yawned, rubbed his neck, opened the door listlessly, and saw Du Ruo standing at the door holding an exquisite little cake.

His eyes are focused and his tone is sincere.

"I did this this morning. Can I go back to my room tonight? And there seems to be a mouse in the next room. I'm afraid!"

Yan Bai...

I believed your lies. The day before yesterday, he saw Du Ruo catching two mice, moving faster than a cat.

Although he didn't understand why Du Ruo had to catch the mouse himself when there was an orange cat in Da Sikong's house.

But Yan Bai considers himself a very tolerant person.

"For the sake of the cake, I will forgive you. Come back tonight."

A smile appeared on Du Ruo's face, "Thank you Yan Bai."

I watched the whole episode of Nine Tailed Fox...

The painting style of these two people seems a bit strange for no reason!

But looking at the two people who were unaware, the nine-tailed fox decided to continue watching the fun.

In the morning of the next day, Yanbai handed over the battle report to the emperor, and Emperor Hanyang was furious.

"You little barbarian, how dare you provoke!"

Du Ruo took the initiative to stand up:

"Reporting to Your Majesty, I am willing to go to war and surrender the barbarians."

Yan Bai stepped forward immediately.

"I am willing to accompany Captain Du and do my best."

The two of them took the initiative to ask for help. Naturally, others couldn't just watch. Dozens of people suddenly stood up and asked for a fight.

Emperor Hanyang looked at the court filled with talents and felt happy.

Finally, Du Ruo was appointed as the general and Yan Bai as the military governor. He led an army of 100,000 and rushed to the border three days later.

Yan Bai prepared supplies, counted people and horses, and of course brought the smart toilet seat that Du Ruo requested.

Du Ruo, on the other hand, was very busy. He raided almost all the medicine shops in the capital and collected hundreds of medicinal materials. After that, he led an entire cooking class and worked in the big kitchen for three days.

When he came out again, he brought dozens of large jars with him. He didn't know what was inside, but they were wrapped in layers and sealed tightly. They were specially loaded in a carriage for special protection.

Yan Bai naturally knew that these were the "biochemical weapons" that Du Ruo mentioned.

No one expected that the war ended in only three days, and no one died.

Du Ruo used various types of poison to subdue 80,000 Xiongnu soldiers, and even directly attacked the Xiongnu's lair and unified the Xiongnu.

When Du Ruo and Yan Bai returned triumphantly with the Hun King, the ministers were so shocked that their jaws almost dropped.

Du Ruo struck while the iron was hot and proposed his plan to unify the four seas. What else could Emperor Hanyang disagree with?

Du Ruoke conquered the Xiongnu who had troubled the Han Dynasty for more than a hundred years without spending a single soldier!