Xingtie: Reborn as a cat and Fu Xuan eavesdrops on his heart
Chapter 84 The ancient Greek god in charge of alarm clocks...
Fu Xuan, who was cooking in the kitchen: Huh? What is she going to do? What else should I prepare?
Could it be that...this guy is trying to find a way to take revenge on me? !
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On the other side, Liu Guang had already begun to check what products were sold in the special categories of the system mall.
The system just said that you can buy three products at will and use them for three people!
After Liu Guang opened the special category, what came into view was a photo of an elixir. There was an arrow on the right side of the photo, and below was an introduction to the elixir.
[Huh? In this special category, can only one product be displayed at a time? ]
Liu Guang was puzzled in his heart, and at the same time he looked at the name and introduction of the elixir!
I have to say, this system is quite considerate! Afraid that I might not recognize the characters of Xianzhou, I even marked the pinyin!
And the name of this first product is called Good Luck Pill.
Liu Guang was overjoyed when she saw this name! Good Luck Pill! Just by looking at the name, you can tell that it is an elixir that can bring good luck!
But soon, Liu Guang discovered something was wrong!
Good Luck Pill was the name she just spelled out in pinyin. After reading the Xianzhou text below, the corner of Liu Guang's mouth twitched violently!
What kind of good luck pill is this? ! This is the "Good Pregnancy Pill"!
Later, Liu Guang focused on the introduction of this elixir.
Good Pregnancy Pill: As the name suggests, the pill can make people "pregnant" after being eaten! Of course, this is not a real pregnancy, but the experience of pregnancy!
After taking this pill, you will experience the hardships of being pregnant for ten months in one hour!
This elixir is perfect for giving to others! Everyone who has tried it says it’s good!
The following is a five-star review from a user: Boss? Do you want this good pregnancy? !
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After reading the introduction, the corners of Liu Guang's mouth twitched even more! What a weird product this is! It’s so outrageous!
Forget it! Let’s take a look at other products! This thing definitely cannot be purchased!
Liu Guang thought like this, selected the sliding arrow on the right, and the products in front of him changed instantly!
【Qigong Roasted Sweet Potatoes】
This sweet potato has a fragrant aroma and great taste! the most important is! After eating it! You can use "Qigong"!
The following is a five-star review from a user: This "Qigong" is so powerful! Huge lethality! And it’s a range attack! Everyone who has used it must say good things!
Liu Guang frowned slightly. This sweet potato seemed to be quite normal, but this Qigong? Is it serious?
Liu Guang expressed doubts about this. After all, hers was a happy version of the mall. Could the things in it be serious?
But Liu Guang didn't think much about it, anyway...she didn't eat it by herself! Jie Jie Jie...
Later, Liu Guang switched products again, and this time, a red pepper appeared! Chili peppers look similar to bell peppers.
【Sweet Chili】
This chili is sweeter than honey in your mouth! It will make people feel happy! At the same time, in addition to being sweet, we also deliberately retained the original spiciness of chili peppers! It tastes sweet and spicy, very delicious! And it also has unexpected effects!
The following is a five-star review from a user: It’s delicious, but it’s easy to get embarrassed...
Liu Guang: This chili seems to be quite good! But that unexpected effect... there's definitely something wrong!
Thinking like this, Liu Guang clicked the arrow again.
But after this click, the product did not refresh, but instead a prompt popped up:
Sorry, there are no more products at the moment!
Liu Guang:? ? ?
[System, are you kidding me again? ! ]
[How can the host call this a trap? Didn’t this system say it? Choose any three items! Let me tell you clearly! 】
[But you only have three pieces! How should I choose? ! ]
【yes! Don’t you get three pieces together? At least you don’t have to buy just one product? Isn't that an option? 】
Liu Guang:? ? ? Does it feel like there's a grain of truth to it?
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While Liu Guang was discussing the system, Fu Xuan walked out of the kitchen with a fragrant meal.
But Liu Guang was arguing passionately with the system and didn't notice this!
Therefore...her cat's head was knocked by Fu Xuan again!
"Why don't you come over for dinner? Do you want me to invite you?"
Fu Xuan said angrily.
"coming!"
"Go wash your cat's paws!"
"Meow~"
"There's no point in being cute! Go wash it!"
Liu Guang:......
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The next morning, Fu Xuan skillfully picked up Liu Guang's jade omen and prepared to set an alarm clock for the other party.
But Fu Xuan remembered that the alarm clock seemed useless yesterday, so she decided... to set a few more alarm clocks! Look, this guy can’t get up!
Next, Fu Xuan set a total of twenty alarm clocks on Liuguang's jade signs!
It has been set from 8:20 to 8:40! One every minute! It can be said to be foolproof!
"Hmph! This time! Do you think you can still sleep?"
Fu Xuan let out a disdainful snort, looked at the fur dumplings on the bed, and finally resisted the urge to touch them.
After boiling eggs in the pot every day, Fu Xuan went to Taibosi.
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At eight twenty, the alarm clock rang on time!
Liu Guang opened her eyes drowsily, picked up her jade sign, squinted at the alarm clock and the time displayed on it, and pressed off.
"Hmm! I'll just squint for a minute!"
Liu Guang murmured, closed her eyes and fell into sleep again.
One minute later...the alarm goes off again!
Liu Guang:? ? ? Huh? Didn't I turn it off?
Liu Guang was confused, picked up the jade sign and looked at it again, and found that the time was eight twenty-one.
She turned off the alarm clock and told herself in her heart that she would squint until half past eight! Must get up!
However...a minute passed and the alarm clock rang again!
Liu Guang:? ? ? besides?
This time, she was completely awake! Most of the sleepiness has disappeared!
She sat up from the bed in confusion and opened the alarm clock software in Yuzhaonei!
Only then did Liu Guang realize that he was a crazy guy! There are a dozen alarm clocks set on her jade sign! It still rings every minute!
At the same time, inside Taipusi.
Fu Xuan, who was working, suddenly picked up the Yu Zhao and looked at the time as if he remembered something.
"Huh? It's eight twenty-five, the little guy should be awake, right?"
Fu Xuan murmured, a smile appearing on the corner of his mouth.
"Meow~" The stupid cat sent a message.
Stupid Cat: Set so many alarm clocks? ! Do you want the cat to sleep? !
Fu Xuan: It’s time to go to work, little lazy cat.
Stupid cat:......
Fu Xuan: If you are late again today, you and Qingque will be punished by cleaning the toilet!
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