Conan, kill the emperor at the beginning

"La la la, la la la, uh huh huh huh..."

A pink little loli was lying in the bathtub, smearing body lotion on herself and humming a cheerful tune.

Soon, the bathtub was filled with white foam, covering her sculpted body.

The ditty from Haiyuan's mouth became even more cheerful.

Then he didn't know what he thought of, and Kawaii's short hands held up the water flowers in the pool.

From time to time, shy laughter came out of his mouth.

Ten minutes later.

The mobile phone placed aside suddenly vibrated.

Haiyuan's delicate body, which was constantly tumbling in the bathtub, suddenly paused.

Although she was not satisfied with it yet, she jumped out of it immediately.

Immediately, with a blushing face, he took out the blue sailor suit that he had prepared long ago, plus some small accessories, and put it on seriously.

Soon, a beautiful young girl with long brown hair appeared in front of her.

Haiyuan shook his body, turned around in front of the mirror, and nodded with satisfaction.

I opened the bathroom door with a click and planned to go for a night raid.

But the next moment.

A charming woman with blond hair and blue eyes suddenly jumped out from behind the door.

"Hello Shirley, it's been a long time since we last met."

"Giggle, giggle, I really didn't expect that you suddenly became so cute now."

Haiyuan was startled and subconsciously took a few steps back.

When he saw the other party's appearance clearly, he stopped, stared with dead eyes, and said with a dissatisfied look on his face: "Fujiko, what are you doing here?"

"Do you know, I was almost scared to death by you."

"Keke, can't I apologize? Shirley, tsk tsk, I never thought you would wear such shameful clothes."

"Come, let me take a good look, sister."

Mine Fujiko couldn't help but reveal a female gangster-like smile.

He picked up the little Loli and walked towards the bathroom again.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Fujiko, I'm warning you, let me go quickly, or else I'll be rude to you."

The familiar feeling appears again.

A wave of sleepiness came over me.

Haiyuan was immediately shocked.

She has an important task of healing demons tonight, and she must not sleep through it at this time.

She hurriedly steeled herself and gritted her teeth in threats.

But that cute tone didn't sound intimidating at all.

Fujiko Mine showed a joking expression.

"Shirley, what are you doing? It's not like I've never seen you before. Why are you so shy?"

"It's really interesting to suddenly become such a small one."

"Is this the effect of the drug you developed? It's incredible."

Mine Fujiko let go of Haibara and looked at the other person's body with bright eyes.

He said with an excited face: "Sister, I got a good thing recently. From now on, I don't have to worry about money anymore."

"How about the two of us cooperate. I will be responsible for providing you with funds, and you will continue to research this drug that can rejuvenate your youth."

"When the time comes...oh ho ho ho ho ho..."

Thinking of how she would look like a little lolita, Fujiko Mine couldn't hold back, she covered her mouth and laughed exaggeratedly.

Haiyuan rolled her eyes, took the opportunity to break away from the embrace that she hated, and said coldly: "Not interested."

"I have something to do later. If you don't have a place to stay tonight, you can sleep here, but please don't disturb me."

After that, he looked at the time and ran towards the door anxiously.

Fujiko Mine couldn't help but curled her lips and hugged the little Loli again.

"Shirley, don't be like this. Do you really not think about it?"

"You have already rejuvenated, so naturally you don't care about this, but look at me, everyone has wrinkles, okay?"

"Think about it again."

"Let me go and go away. Believe it or not, I'm really rude to you."

Seeing that the agreed time had passed, the little Loli became increasingly dissatisfied.

Some want to use magic.

How did Fujiko know this? He smiled sweetly and said: "Unless you promise me, I won't let you go. Come and beat me if you can."

"Hehe, it seems we haven't taken a bath together for a long time. Come on, sister will help you take a bath."

Haiyuan's eyelids twitched, feeling a little chilly.

Who wants to take a shower with this foul woman?

Really, it's even more exaggerated than the big cows like Yukiko, Fei Yingli, and Xiaolan.

The head will definitely sag.

Yes, the back is definitely sagging, and walking is so tiring.

How could anyone like this.

Loli is better.

Light body, soft body, easy...

Haiyuan looked down at his toes, thinking a little sourly.

Then he suddenly raised his head and recited the shameful curse without hesitation.

Hey, this is it?

Qin Feng changed his posture and pulled the little angel away from Fei Yingli.

I am planning to clean up the place.

But suddenly he was stunned when he received a prompt from the drone to take action.

I hurriedly opened the image of little Loli, and my eyes suddenly lit up, looking very excited.

How dare this woman come to me, so surprised?

No, this is looking for Xiao Ai. The two of them knew each other before?

Qin Feng scratched his head, but could not find any memory in this regard, and was too lazy to think about it. He stood up carefully, looked at Fei Yingli, who was still stubbornly pretending to be sleepy, smiled, covered them with the quilt, and turned around to leave.

Woman...

I was moaning a lot just now and pretending to be asleep...

huh~~~

This bastard.

Hearing the sound of the door closing, Fei Yingli took a long breath and gritted her teeth.

But when she saw the person next to her, her expression suddenly became uncomfortable. She quickly stood up and turned off the light, and with lightning speed, she lifted up the quilt to cover Xiaolan.

"........"

"Haha, Fujiko, weren't you very proud just now? How about it, now you know you were wrong?"

In the bathroom, Haiyuan was holding a long rope and tying it with a proud smile on his face.

Mine Fujiko's face was full of silence.

She felt that the world was crazy, and she didn't know what was going on today and why she always encountered those messy things.

The key is that one of them is her acquaintance.

"Xiao Shirley, how did you do it just now? Why can you summon lightning out of thin air? I don't think you have a stun baton or anything like that."

"Oh, what's so difficult about this? Didn't you see the clothes on my body?"

Haiyuan looked a little proud, held his little head high, and made a very middle-of-the-road move.

Fujiko Mine couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth. If she hadn't known that she had recognized the wrong person, she would never have connected the middle-aged girl in front of her with the familiar cold-blooded scientist.

"So the reason why you can release electricity is because of this dress. Is there a mechanism on it?"

Fujiko Mine looked at the sexy and cute sailor uniform with a serious look on her face and asked tentatively.

"of course not."

Haiyuan sneered disdainfully and said, "Don't you see it? I am Mahou Shaju now."

"That's magic. Do you understand magic? If you don't believe it, do you want me to demonstrate it to you again?"

"I believe it, I believe it."

Fujiko Mine nodded subconsciously.

This made Haiyuan, who was still planning to show off, feel a little offended for a while.

Is this woman so naive? She believed it casually. There is really no sense of accomplishment at all.

"Hehe, Shirley, I have something to discuss with you."

"Just look at me, can you teach me how to become a horse and monkey soju like you?"

"just you?"

Haiyuan curled his lips, shook his head and said: "Dream, your qualifications are too poor to be a Mahou Shaju."

"How is this possible? My qualifications are no worse than yours. I'm obviously higher than you. I don't know how much."

Fujiko Mine puffed up her chest angrily.

The waves were turbulent for a moment, and the little Loli's face suddenly became unnatural.

He pinched it fiercely and sneered: "The bigger this thing is, the worse your qualifications are. If you cut it off, you might be able to learn some magic."

"Forget it then, no wonder you can learn it."

Mine Fujiko glanced down, with a deep sense of reluctance in his tone.

"What do you mean?"

The little Loli's face darkened, with blazing anger in her eyes.

Fujiko Mine chuckled softly, suppressing a smile and said: "It's not interesting, no, I'm just lamenting your good luck."

"By the way, Shirley, I met a bad guy today. His methods were very weird. I was bullied badly by him. You must help me."

Haiyuan couldn't help being stunned when he heard this.

Weird guy?

How weird can it be that it can make the dignified Fujiko suffer a loss? Could it be...

"Tell me what happened at that time."

"Here's the thing..."

Listening to the narration, Hui Yuan's originally solemn expression gradually became strange.

Finally, after hearing the familiar Gatling, she couldn't hold herself any longer.

I couldn't help but asked: "Do you know his name or where he lives?"

"Of course I know this. He lives next door to your house."

"You should know him, can you beat him?"

"When the time comes, I'm going to hang that bastard up, take off his clothes, and castrate him..."

Fujiko seemed to have thought of the scene at that time, dancing and describing the methods of torturing Qin Feng.

But as she was talking, she felt something was wrong.

She couldn't help but exclaimed: "Shirley, what are you doing? Why are you taking off my clothes?"

"Oh, why?"

"You're about to castrate my man, and you even asked me why. Today I'm going to cut up your offending guy. Let's see if you dare to bully him in the future."

"what?"

"Your man?"

Mine Fujiko was confused, and his brain was a little hard to turn around.

Until there was a snap.

There was a sudden crisp sound from her treasured granary, and she shuddered and protested: "Hey, Shirley, what are you doing?"

"The relationship between the two of us is so good, but even if you don't help me, you actually help him bully me."

"You have let me down too much."

"Humph!"

Haiyuan snorted coldly and did not reply. Instead, he stared at a pair of round eyes with a strange look.

Fujiko Mine almost cried.

What is all this? Does this count as throwing yourself into a trap?

"I make you proud, I make you proud. You dared to mock me just now. What's so great about it."

"You actually want to check me out. It's a dream."

Haiyuan said with jealousy on his face, and stretched out his hand to open the door of the granary.

Take out the hidden weapons.

Fujiko Mine felt a little ashamed for a moment, and finally realized that avenging that bastard was all an excuse.

This was clearly retaliation for saying she was young.

"Hey, wait, what is this."

Haiyuan looked at the pants pulled out from the granary, his face was blank, and his eyes were filled with doubts.

Mine Fujiko was shocked, struggled hard, and broke free of the rope almost instantly.

Unfortunately, with the drone around, she was quickly subdued again.

"Shirley, that's my treasure, return it to me quickly, or I'll be rude to you."

"Oh, I'm just a defeated general. If you have the ability, come and do it."

"But I really didn't expect that Fujiko, you are still a pervert. You actually store men's pants in a place like that, and... they are still the original ones."

Although there is a distance.

But Haiyuan still smelled a strong aroma of milk.

She immediately waved her hands in disgust and wanted to throw it out.

But the next moment, in the rich aroma of milk, she suddenly smelled a familiar smell, and her movements couldn't help but stagnate.

After being silent for a long time, she said viciously: "These are the pants of that big pervert, right?"

"Fujiko really owns you, but you dare to collect his pants. Let's see how I teach you a lesson today."

"Uh, Shirley, what are you doing? Are you serious about coming?"

Look at the raging flames behind the little Loli.

Fujiko Mine's face was a little stiff for a moment, and she had an unpleasant feeling in her heart.

"It goes without saying that you, a pervert, say friends and husbands should not be bullied. I can't deal with other people, so I can't deal with you."

"You also said you wanted to castrate him. I see that you clearly want to occupy him by yourself. This is really unreasonable. Let's see how I teach you a lesson."

Stab~~~

Fujiko Mine:..........

.........

"Xiao Ai, are you asleep? I'm coming."

Boom boom boom!

A crisp knock on the door suddenly sounded.

In the bathroom, the little Loli who was holding Fujiko under her and slapping her ass was suddenly startled.

Then I remembered that I seemed to have forgotten to keep the appointment.

She quickly got up and wanted to go out.

Mine Fujiko was immediately shocked and said hurriedly: "Shirley, what are you doing? Don't open the door."

"At least you have to untie me or put some clothes on me."

Only then did Haiyuan react. He glanced at the foul figure with disgust and was about to take action.

There was a click.

In the horrified eyes of the two people, the door was suddenly opened.

Qin Feng poked his head in with a smile and said, "Xiao Ai, I can't wait any longer. You don't mind if I come in without permission... eh?"

Looking at the scene in the room, Qin Feng's face showed just the right amount of confusion and shock.