Scientist from the Land of Light: Ultraman Carlos

Zeta Universe, Earth.

"Run! Run!!"

It's that time of year again in Japan, the land beloved by monsters and aliens! It's that time of year again in the familiar chase game. The slowest runner gets a free Japanese signature meat pie set meal! Hurry and grab yours!

Just as Gomes was enthusiastically providing the monster girl with a back-stepping service, a giant metal object blocked Gomes's path. It was Sevenger, a humanoid self-propelled gas cylinder produced by the Armory and equipped with its own meme-worthy expressions.

Severnga: ⊙Dan⊙

"Sevengar has landed and is ready to launch an attack at any time," Yoko reported earnestly from inside Sevengar.

"The target is the ancient monster Gomes, which is about 20 meters tall."

In the armory command room, Yuka was earnestly confirming the target with Yoko when, halfway through her sentence, her eyes lit up as she looked at Gomes on the screen, jumping up and down excitedly, completely unable to contain herself, even entertaining disgraceful and inappropriate thoughts: "It's a mammal that has existed since the Tertiary period of the Cenozoic Era~, Gomes!! So amazing! I love it! I want to dissect it!!"

Standing to the side, Jugglus Juggler, using the alias Snake Shota, silently took a step to the side, a firm resolve forming in his mind: he must not reveal his identity! Especially not in front of this woman! She doesn't even spare cubs!

(In the lore, Gomes is small because it is still a cub.)

"To reiterate, Sevenger has three batteries, each lasting one minute. That means you have three minutes of activity time. Please return on time." At this point, Jugglus couldn't help but complain about this damn three-minute rule. Do you think you're Ultraman? No, you're just a walking meme!

"Understood!!" Yoko nodded seriously with a confident smile. As the ace pilot of the Armory, she was already very skilled at driving the Sevenger. With the Sevenger's 50-meter size, dealing with a 20-meter-tall little thing was a piece of cake.

If she can't even make a mistake on such a simple task, then she might as well marry an idiot!

Then, she really had an accident.

While evacuating the surrounding crowd, Haruki stumbled upon a cute short-legged dog. Because he was saving the dog, he missed the best time to escape and ended up receiving a "wall-slamming" (a romantic gesture) from the loli monster girl Gomez, complete with a complimentary Japanese-style meat pie.

As Yoko, controlling Sevenger, caught up with Gomes, she saw that Haruki-san was about to turn into Haruki-chan. Yoko didn't care about anything else and used a sharp kick to shove Gomes into a department store, putting him into a baby-like sleep.

Then Sevenger's jue, due to a problem with the landing point, resulted in him tripping over his own feet and successfully turning the building ruins into a building wasteland.

Snapped! !

Jugglus slapped himself on the forehead. In that moment, he seemed to see the armory budget roll away before his eyes, and he felt like a helpless husband in a neon movie, unable to do anything.

"Haruka! Hikaru!!!" x2 o(▼皿▼メ;)o

Jugglus Juggler and Yoko's angry roars came through the earpiece, along with the sound of their blood pressure rising.

"Oh..." Haruki could only hug Shuu tightly and give him an awkward but polite smile, looking weak, helpless, and pitiful.

This time, Paw Patrol gets a major demerit.

The endless universe is as black as ink, like a mysterious black veil covering the entire world. Though hazy, countless brilliant stars shine in all directions, outlining a magnificent and beautiful silver scroll that inspires endless imagination.

Two blue shooting stars streaked across the sky, adding two beautiful splashes of color to this magnificent scene.

Boom!!! Boom!!! Boom!!! Boom!!!

The two blue meteors collided repeatedly, causing explosions and sparks.

Zeta was seeing stars, it hurt so badly! His butt felt like it was going to burst open!

Ganegal was also complaining incessantly, "It's so damn hard! I feel like my head is going to be smashed open!"

Noah's lace-trimmed underwear! What did this seemingly dim-witted Ultraman eat to grow up like this? The rocket headbutt that I can easily smash into asteroids is like a stroke of luck to him. He's completely unharmed, while I'm almost smashing my own head.

No, we can't go head-to-head with this guy.

Thinking of this, Ganegal decisively accelerated, trying to shake off this guy who was tougher than a man.

"Stop!! According to Article 18 of the Third Section of the Universal Law, this constitutes blatant assault on a police officer and robbery!! I advise you to immediately cease your criminal behavior or I will take violent measures!!!" Zeta saw the other party suddenly accelerate and hurriedly opened his mouth, desperately warning the ferocious cosmic dragon Gainegagu in front of him.

However, the only response he received was Ganegal's nitrogen-accelerating behavior through his sphincter muscles, or simply farting.

Ha, I openly assaulted a police officer, and you're telling me this? Are you sick in the head?

Zeta: "..."

[?_??]

Zeta was dumbfounded, Zeta pondered, Zeta was furious.

"What do you mean by farting?! That's so outrageous!! You stop right there!!!"

(╬￣俣)=○

"Give me... spit out what Hikari-sensei has!!" Zeta roared, raising his hands high to gather energy before placing them in front of his chest and pushing them out. A beam of light shot out and shot straight at Ganegal.

Holy crap!! L77's Starburst Ray?!

The sight of this thing nearly made Guinea Pig wet his diaper, and he quickly rolled away to avoid it.

boom! ! !

The L77 beam struck a meteorite the size of a small satellite, instantly shattering it into dust in space.

Ganegagu:!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

"Damn it!! The beam technique that Master Leo taught me is completely useless!!" Zeta stomped his feet in frustration as he saw that the beam missed.

Ganegal: No, I find it very useful.

Without a second thought, Ganegal turned and opened his mouth, spitting a piece of the meteorite he had swallowed earlier at Zeta. The clueless Zeta didn't even have time to react before getting a face full of it.

"Ah...! Don't throw things from high places!" Zeta, who was suddenly hit in the face by a meteorite, covered his face in pain, and then... that was it.

Zeta said that being hit by a meteorite is just a little painful, what could possibly happen? It's not like it'll scratch your skin.

Seeing that his attacks were having no effect on Zeta, Ganegac didn't care anymore and just spat out whatever was in his mouth.

What swallowed spaceships, what BitStar's outer shell debris, what Zeta Riser... and so on!!

"Ah, Master Hikari's Rising Device!!" Zeta hurriedly turned around to retrieve the Rising Device. There were two Rising Devices on BitStar at the time, both of which were swallowed by Ganegakure, and this was one of them.

Three Ultra Badges were also spat out.

While Zeta was distracted retrieving the Rising Device, Ganegal quickly turned around, used a turbo boost, and flew off into the distance.

(Sorry, please don't wait for the next chapter tonight. I still have a fever, so I really couldn't come up with another chapter today. I will post the next chapter tomorrow morning. Please forgive me.)