I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

In the live broadcast, the process of "Ninety-nine Things" eating was actually played for three hours, which is the length of the hard water live broadcast.

But it's not worthless. At least with the help of the above nonsense, someone was able to get a full thirty-nine words out of it.

After half an hour, most of the audience had already quit. Everyone on the continent of Teyvat was struggling for life.

No one wants to waste time watching live streaming.

time is money.

You can tell by looking at Uncle Zhongli. Charlotte is interviewing him about his business abilities.

Zhongli just took out his mobile phone and checked the time: "I can make a thousand molas, all I need is..."

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The screen was black, and the audience watching from beginning to end were basically drug addicts.

I thought the plot was over and the flowers were all over.

As a result, the screen changed and two more short clips were played.

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in the first clip.

It was two young swordsmen who were spinning and jumping. As their swords rose and fell, all the dozen or so members of the Hailuanggui team were killed.

The slightly older man bent down and sheathed his sword, moving smoothly.

White hair, red robe.

The costume is familiar, but the audience knows that this is not Sanye, because Sanye is far not as tall as him.

And Sanye never faces the enemy head-on. He either poisons or surrenders.

As for the other boy, it was Maplehara Manyo.

After he put away his sword, he ran more than thirty meters away, slapped the Qiuqiu people in the distance, and then ran back slowly.

"..."

Everyone understands that those who are close to ink are black.

In a blink of an eye.

The two were already lying on their backs on the lawn, drinking from the mountain spring and talking about anecdotes.

"Brother Wanye, have you ever heard of Wuxiang's sword?"

"Heard? I've seen it before. At the latest moment, it was only five meters away from me."

"Ok."

The young man in red robe paused awkwardly and was silent for a moment, "That sword was the pinnacle of General Thunderbolt's martial arts, but I think it may not be unattainable."

"Well, I also know that one of my friends has successfully received that knife."

"???"

Today's script is a bit wrong.

but it does not matter.

What's the point of seeing it? A true hero is one who dares to challenge himself.

The young man in red robe added: "Sure enough, there are always creatures on the ground who dare to face thunder..."

boom.

Wan Ye hit him with a big stick, and the red-robed boy fainted on the spot with stars in his eyes.

"Whoo~"

Wan Ye breathed a sigh of relief. He always kept the words of the second lady in mind. If anyone mentioned this sentence, don't worry about anything, just knock him out and take him away!

He didn't believe it at first, until Sanye took a blow from him, and as expected, like God's help, he took the General's sword in one fell swoop.

Not only was there nothing wrong, but he survived for more than two months, which is simply a miracle.

After that, he had to believe it.

In the following days, the young man in red robe also persistently wanted to express his intention to challenge the sword.

But every time he said it halfway, he would lose his memory inexplicably. After going back and forth more than a dozen times, he gradually lost his enthusiasm and stopped mentioning the knife.

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In the second clip.

Mitsuba placed two photos of the sealed "Thunder God's Heart" and "Dream Isshin Frozen at the Moment of Attack" in the warehouse.

Then he coughed and leaned against the bed, gradually closing his eyes.

The screen went dark as he closed his eyes, and brightened as he opened them.

But when he woke up, the scene was already in a cave.

In front of him, a young man wearing a bamboo hat picked him up.

"From now on, you are my only friend...who?"

There was a strange noise outside the cave entrance, and the young man turned around and rushed out, not forgetting to give his order,

"Lie down! Don't make me spend time looking for you!"

Sanye rubbed his eyes and got up: "Scatterer?...My voice?"

He looked down and saw that he was already a doll. Fortunately, it was not a lifelike one.

Compared with the shocked faces of the audience,

Sanye seemed much calmer, new identity, new mission...

At this point, the third live broadcast ends.

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It was rare that Lao Liu did not have Dobby, and the live broadcast was closed quietly. All the viewers breathed a sigh of relief. This program was really long...

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As for Bai Xun.

He hasn't watched live broadcasts for a long time. What's so interesting about his memoirs?

After arranging the system to help him keep an eye on Lao Liu to see if he was causing trouble, he was only busy eating, sleeping, and flirting with Ayaka every day.

Suddenly one day I said I wanted to go to Haiji Island, and then I left.

The tenth day after the live broadcast ends.

He was on his way back to Inazuma Castle.

In his hand, he held a rusty doll head with extremely serious knife marks on it.

This was a doll he killed when he was Sanye. It was dark at the time and he couldn't see the specific appearance of the doll.

But in the live broadcast, he saw it clearly.

This doll is Mitsuba's next role.

"But I remember that when I played this doll, I didn't die in Sanye's hands.

So... who did Sanye kill? "

Bai Xun stared at the disintegrated eyes of the doll.

Oh, what a headache.

Don't think about it anymore, this is more troublesome than guessing the color of Tianli's pants.

He sighed and put the puppet's head into the system space.

Then I turned on my phone that I hadn’t looked at for a few days, yes, I hadn’t looked at it for a few days!

Who can do it?

Everyone here, who can do it?

Suddenly, an overwhelming amount of unread messages poured in.

[Eldest Wife Ayaka: Mr. Bai, please don’t come to visit the club recently...Well, go back to the fools, I don’t want to swing a knife at you then. 】

[Kamizato Aya Rei: You are in big trouble. There is no place for you in the family. Don’t come back these days! Otherwise I will beat you once I see you. 】

[Qi Liangliang: Are you Mr. "The only thing you want to do is make bombs"? Your express delivery has arrived. I will sign for it here. Please pick it up as soon as possible. 】

[Yelan: Are you having a hard time? Oh, if you figure it out, you can go back to the General Affairs Department, clear your accounts, and you'll be out after a year or two. 】

[Xinhai: So, you are Sanye, why don’t you recognize me? Do you think I'm still blaming you? I didn't, I've been thinking about you, come back to Haiji Island...really. 】

[Sora: Brother Bai, please don’t come to Haiji Island! Coral Palace Xinhai, she specially studied a Wulang Bagua array! Just to lock you up! She's ready to tie you to Mjolnir! 】

[Sandogne: Where have you been? Why is my Catherine positioned in your bedroom? 】

[Maplehara Manyo: Brother Shiro, I didn’t expect you to be my best friend for two lifetimes. My love is so deep, so much love... In short, the shogunate army, Kaiji Island, and all the fools are looking for you. Inazuma is no longer suitable for you. Breathe. 】

[Qi Liangliang: Do you want express delivery? Do you want it? Don't force me to beg you. 】

[Dadalia: Please explain, otherwise Her Majesty the Queen will not be able to protect you this time. 】

[Qiqi: Qiqi, you can bring...Ganyu's mother...sister to help, Qiqi...one bite, and they all become good friends. 】

"..."

Bai Xun was suddenly sweating profusely, and he was the first to reject Qiqi's kindness.

It must be that I have told too many Lin Zhengying stories to Qiqi before.

So much so that she mistakenly believed that she could infect one in one bite.

Of course this is impossible.

Otherwise, based on the calculation of 77 and 3 meals a day, over so many years and so many mouths, how could he accidentally infect Ganyu several times, right?

Bai Xun woke up and glanced at the news about the world group, and then he found out.

Grandma, this time Lao Liu didn’t do the bad work of guessing with prizes in the live broadcast room.

Instead, he sent a private message to all Tiwatt users, directly informing him of his identity.

Only, Bai Xun didn't tell him...

Humph.

Little shogunate, did you know that I have two dragons in the cards behind me?

Bai Xun smiled slightly and continued to rush to Narukami Island.

Halfway through, I met an old acquaintance.

Who else could it be, a stray soldier?

Only he, who had guessed the relationship between Mitsuha and himself early on, could have predicted that he would go to Haiji Island.

Moreover, he probably guessed that the doll was also his former identity as Bai Xun.

"You are more capable than Dotore."

The skirmishers didn't hesitate to praise him. They originally thought that Bai Xun had just mastered some kind of slicing technique.

Until he saw from the live broadcast that the doll he made himself turned out to be Bai Xun's identity...

Ha ha……

This is probably not comparable to the few tattered slices of Dotore.

He finally understood why Her Majesty the Queen would let this useless guy Bai Xun sit in the zeroth seat.

I'm afraid that Her Majesty the Queen also had an ulterior experience with a certain identity of this guy.

"So, now that you have found me, what do you want to do?"

Bai Xun couldn't see through his thoughts. If it were anyone else, maybe he would collapse, right?

My puppet friend is also the incarnation of the person I hate the most, which is difficult to explain.

"I choose to forgive you."

The skirmisher gave an evil smile and waved the photo of the Heart of God in his hand.

"So it's right here. By the way, one hundred million molas. Go and get it yourself from the Ninety-nine Things. This time I will not break my promise, but only this time, and only for you." "

"..."

He still chose the puppet friend, haha.

The skirmishers turned their backs and disappeared into the darkness.

It wasn't until Bai Xun walked into Daozuma City after a day that the skirmishers sent a message.

[Scaramucci: Have you entered the city already? Let me tell you some good news. I robbed the 100 million Mora from Inazuma Beiguo Bank...in your name. 】

"!!!"

Skirmishers, I'll make you an immortal!

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Liyue Harbor.

"It's already dark, Mr. Zhongli!! Mr. Zhongli?"

Charlotte reminded.

Zhong Li frowned and stared at the time: "Don't worry, we will almost earn a thousand molas."