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"Yes, I seemed to have seen something flying up into the night sky just now. However, that thing was moving too fast. It flew up into the sky in a flash, and before I could see it clearly, it disappeared."
"Is it a bird?" one of the guards asked doubtfully.
They often work night shifts, and they have seen this situation before, but it was less common.
Another guard was a little uncertain. He tilted his head and said doubtfully while recalling, "Bird? No way? How can a bird move so fast? It disappeared in the blink of an eye."
The companion raised his eyebrows unconvinced and said, "Then tell me, besides birds, what else can fly? Could it be a human?"
Guards: "You are talking nonsense! How can a person fly into the sky?"
Companion: "So, the thing that flew into the air just now was a bird. Besides birds, what else can fly?"
Everyone was silent for a moment, and they felt that their companion was right. What they saw just now was definitely a bird, so they stopped arguing.
"Alright, alright, everyone stop arguing and hurry up and patrol, otherwise the commander will accuse us of being lazy again."
"Ok."
The Royal Guards walked away, talking in low voices.
Fengyue Tower.
Five strange-looking dwarfs were standing at the gate, peeking their heads out.
Seeing this, the thugs guarding the gate immediately rushed forward to drive them away...
"Hey, hey, hey, why are you little brats here in Yihong Courtyard instead of sleeping at home? Get out of here right away! Don't disturb our business in Yihong Courtyard."
"Who are you calling a child? Who is a child? I am already 50 years old this year. Are you blind?" Huo Dong got angry. He put his hands behind his back, stroked his moustache pretentiously, and became furious at the thugs.
Upon hearing this, several thugs looked down and found that although these five men were about the same height as children, they had wrinkles on their faces and beards on their chins. They were obviously dwarfs.
The thugs were immediately delighted. These little guys wanted to learn from others and hire prostitutes?
Don't make them laugh to death.
Judging from their height, their penises are probably as thin as toothpicks. How can they be happy?
The thugs laughed so hard that they couldn't stop. As they laughed, they asked...
"Ahahahaha, this is making me laugh to death. Are you guys here at Fengyue Tower to look for girls too?"
Huo Dong nodded and deliberately said in a hoarse voice: "Yes, what's the matter?"
Thug: "Let me be frank with you. If you go in and find a girl, and then come out and use the excuse that you didn't find happiness and ask for your money back, our Fengyue Tower's money only comes in, and can't go out."
Huo Dong: "Am I that kind of rogue? How can I get back the money I spent?"
"Besides, the girl in Fengyue Tower is so beautiful, how can I not be happy?"
The thug covered his mouth with his hand and chuckled...
"Other people have bigger toys, so of course they're happy, but what about you...?"
At this point, he deliberately glanced at Huo Dong's lower body and continued...
"Yours is as thin as a toothpick. I'm afraid it will be the same if you play with it."
"So, I'm also kindly advising you to spend your money on food and drinks instead of wasting it here."
Although the five brothers and sisters of Huo Dong were young and didn't understand the trivial matters of adults, they were smart and heard the thugs' ridicule. They immediately got angry and asked...
"Why? To find a girl in Fengyue Tower, do we need a good-looking girl? Don't ugly men like us even have the qualifications to find a girl?"
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