Those days when I was reborn as a cat

Cats of different colors waited eagerly, believing that Little Lihua had a way to help the members of the Cat Gang overcome their difficulties.

Forced to be "resourceful", Lu Yu has a head as big as a bucket. Even though there is a human soul hidden in the cat's body, it is really just a cat now, and its best things are cooking and acting like a baby.

However, if acting coquettishly and cutely can draw society's attention to stray cats, that would be a solution. However, the number of stray cats that humans can rescue is also limited, and it mainly depends on the cats’ survival skills.

what else can we do?

Lu Yu thought about it, raised his fluffy paw and put it in his mouth to bite lightly, his eyes becoming more and more empty.

Cats will do this behavior unconsciously when they are nervous.

Tao Da bit the ear of the backbone cat beside him: "There is a ceremony called examination in the school. During the ceremony, I saw the expression on the faces of some humans like the little raccoon dog now."

The backbone cat looked at it carefully, and he was good at observation: "Isn't this the expression on cats' faces when they are constipated?" It looked bitter and said, "It's not easy for the little raccoon cat. Cats don't want to experience that kind of pain."

After hearing the words, Senwu sniffed behind Lu Yu's ear, then stretched out his tongue and followed the complicated patterns of Lu Yu's fur, licking it patiently in circles. The small comb-like barbs on the tongue brushed the ears and the top of the head. , brushed across the back, combing Lu Yu's fur smooth and smooth.

When Senwu licked his back, a tingling current flowed through his skin. Lu Yu blinked, and his messy head sobered up a lot. It couldn't help but purr softly, and even wanted to roll on the spot. .

Whoops! Licking fur is indeed a cat’s spiritual sweet tooth!

Lu Yu rubbed his head and face against the big black cat. While its hair became as smooth as water, an idea came into its mind that was roughly formed, Meow, thank you very much, Senwu! No need to lick the cat.

Senwu knew the taste after eating the marrow. He raised his big paw and licked it insatiably. For some reason, Lu Yu's body seemed to be covered with honey, and every lick was sweet to his heart.

Licking again? Senwu looked into Lu Yu's eyes.

don't want. Lu Yu patted Senwu's nose with his paw.

When Lu Yu came back to his senses, he realized that the cats had no longer paid attention to it, but were gathering together in twos and threes. Some were biting and playing with each other, and some were meowing and chatting. The moon was so round. They were eating insects for late night snacks and stepped on one. Flowers and so on.

The corner of Lu Yu's mouth twitched. The cat deserved to pay attention for three minutes. It was only lost in thought for a short while, and the warehouse turned into a disco scene. The four leading cats did not maintain order at all.

Wait, that's cotton, not a butterfly. Don't bite it. If you eat it, you'll get a stomachache!

Also, why are you two so anxious? The alpha cat next to you should stop it!

Fatty, Fatty snored and fell asleep...

"Ahem." Lu Yu turned over and sat up, meowing a few times, trying to attract the cats' attention again.

Without needing to meow a second time, Senwu swung his tail and slapped away a rolling spotted cat beside him. The spotted cat meowed and fell in the middle of the warehouse, instantly attracting the attention of all the cats.

Good, so gross, but effective. Lu Yu stared blankly at the scene in front of him, still feeling worried. He wondered if the spotted cat was hurt by the fall.

Ah Xuan walked out silently, grabbed the spotted cat's tail and dragged it back to the fishing gang. That night, the spotted cat didn't wake up slowly until the party was over. It was miserable.

Seeing that the warehouse was quiet again, Senwu's eyes fell back on Lu Yu and said softly: "Good boy, tell me."

Ah, yes, yes, now is not the time to watch the excitement.

Lu Yu collected his thoughts and said to the cats: "I have thought of several ways. In order to make it easier for everyone to understand, I will demonstrate it again and you can just follow it. But not tonight, but the day after tomorrow. Each gang will pick a cat. Meet at my house."

Cats, look at me and I look at you. Do you want to teach the cats new hunting skills? Then let the four alpha cats go and teach us when they come back.

The four leaders readily agreed.

The moon rose to the highest level, and the cat gang party ended successfully. The plush animals couldn't wait to jump out of the warehouse and flew towards their respective territories. Ahem, they were not in a hurry to sleep, but in a hurry to hunt and eat.

You humans still have to cook after the meeting!

The prey in their sleep shivered inexplicably, why was it so cold before it started snowing?

Originally, at this time, Lu Yu had already laid down comfortably in the cat's bed and was about to fall asleep, but tonight, for the first time, he experienced the cat being full of energy and responding to a hundred calls. He walked in front of Senwu with his tail held high.

The bright moon is bright, the stars are twinkling, the fields are empty and silent, except for the silent mountains on the horizon. The sky is vast, and it seems like there are only two cats left in the world, one big and one small.

Senwu stepped lightly and followed Lu Yu closely with his glowing green eyes. From the thick tail swinging left and right behind him, it could be seen that this mighty big black cat was in a very happy mood at this time.

Lu Yu is a talkative meow, the cat gang party is really interesting, the cats are all unique and fun, the cats want to participate next time, Senwu, do you think it’s okay?

Lu Yu turned around and ran into Senwu's tender eyes, whose green eyes reflected his figure like a deep pool.

"Why are you looking at the cat like that?" Lu Yu stopped nervously, scratched his beard and washed his face. Could it be that there was something dirty on his face?

"You look good." Senwu said intently, his deep voice particularly flirtatious in the middle of the night.

Cats know that cats are good-looking, but it’s easy for cats to misunderstand you if you are so straightforward! Lu Yu's heart beat faster when he heard this, and he quickly pretended to appreciate the bright moon: "Look, the moon is so full tonight!"

Senwu followed its gaze and looked up. Cats don't know how to appreciate the romantic moon. But since Lu Yu said it looked good, then if it looked up at the moon, it should be able to understand Lu Yu's mood at the moment.

Suddenly, Lu Yu asked softly: "About winter, what if my method doesn't work?"

Hearing this, Sen Wu lowered his head and nuzzled the tip of Lu Yu's nose: "My dear, you are just a kitten, and our enemy is the unpredictable nature. We will work hard to do what we can as in previous years. I believe The outcome will not be worse.”

The distance between the two cats was infinitely closer. The more Lu Yu looked at Senwu's plush face, the more he felt that the other cat was handsome, like a majestic lion cub with a full mane.

Lu Yu glanced over the tip of Senwu's ears. The bright white moonlight was suddenly a bit dazzling. He blinked slowly, then blinked again. At that moment, he wanted to touch the big black cat's face with his lips.

Seeing that Lu Yu stopped talking and his eyes were straight, Senwu stretched out his paw and tapped its head worriedly: "Are you hungry?"

The charming atmosphere dissipated instantly. Lu Yu panicked and pushed the big black cat away with his paws. Meow! What did the cat want to do just now?

Lu Yu took two steps back and turned around to run, so that he could not hear the noisy heartbeat in his chest: "I'm not hungry, but it's already very late. The cat wants to go home quickly."

Along the long field ridge, the big black cat kept chasing the small raccoon flower. Witnessed by the moon, the shadows of the two cats gradually came closer, and finally became entangled and indistinguishable from each other.

Early the next morning, Lu Yu was squatting by the food plate with his ears drooped, taking a sip of breakfast. The fierce-looking Lu Mi was sitting cross-legged, sternly criticizing him for coming home early last night.

Lu Yi was heartbroken. The surveillance clearly showed that after a little time, Lu Yucai sneaked into the door. The previously stipulated access control was in vain.

After emptying the food bowl, Lu Yu washed his face with his paws, and then licked his paws. After hearing Lu Mi's angry voice gradually lowered, Lu Yu slowly walked towards him, arched his plush cat body and rubbed Lu Mi's calves. Bumping his head lightly.

Suddenly, Lu Yi's roaring words were choked in his throat, and all his anger and attention were sucked away by the soft and warm little raccoon flower.

The ruse initially succeeded. Lu Yu then lay down and turned out his fluffy belly, twisting his waist in various postures for you to caress. At the same time, he meowed and looked at Lu Yu innocently with his bright cat eyes.

"Meow meow meow." I'm sorry, please don't be angry.

Lu Yi opened and closed his clenched fists. The stalemate lasted for less than a few seconds. He slumped his shoulders weakly and knelt down to rub Lu Yu's belly: "My dear, your trick won't work next time!"

Holding Lu Mi's hand and licking it flatteringly, Lu Yu tilted his head and meowed: "Practice brings true knowledge, and good tricks never go out of style."

Even the macho cat, Senwu, can't resist this move. Do you have better self-control when facing a cat?

Unable to understand Lu Yu's meowing words, Lu Mi saw that it was getting late and decided to let the naughty kitten go. Unexpectedly, just as he was about to stand up, he was tripped by a force of gravity.

Lu Yu, who was close to the size of an adult cat, supported himself on his hind legs. He stood up and hugged Lu Mi's legs with his paws. His flattering eyes conveyed the meaning of "the cat is asking for help".

Lu Yi pulled out his legs, and Lu Yu hugged her tighter. He folded his arms and glanced at the little civet flower: "Tell me what's going on first."

So, he saw Lu Yu running into the bedroom, and after a while he ran out with his paws flying, holding a small box in his mouth. Throwing the box on the ground, Lu Yu moved it towards Lu Mi with his paw.

Lu Yi picked it up and saw that it was an action camera he had bought not long ago.

One day he had a whim and wanted to see where Lu Yu went with the big black cat every day. Unexpectedly, after buying the action camera, Lu Yu refused to cooperate and kicked it off as soon as he put it on. After trying it back and forth several times, he gave up. Throw the camera into a drawer and let it ash.

"My dear, do you want to wear this?" Lu Yi opened the box and checked. The camera's battery was fully charged.

Lu Yu nodded quickly and raised the cat's paw to reach for the camera frequently, showing that the cat was very interested and willing to wear it.

Although he didn't know why Lu Yu suddenly changed his mind, Lu Yi also wanted to know about the cat's day, so he took off Lu Yu's collar, fixed the action camera, and then put the collar on Lu Yu again.

After correcting the direction, Lu Yi pressed the record button: "OK, recording as usual."

The weight on his neck suddenly increased. Although it was not a burden, the feeling of a foreign body increased and Lu Yu couldn't help but lift up his hind paws and kick.

Afterwards, it ran around the house with its tail raised, jumped up on the cabinet and off again. After confirming that the camera was secure enough, it happily ran downstairs.

Mao made an appointment with Senwu to go out early today.

See you tonight when you shovel shit, remember to eat.

Lu Yu left a string of happy meows.

Lu Yi walked to the window and looked out, and sure enough he saw the familiar big black cat already greeting him at the entrance of the courtyard. Lu Yu ran forward and rubbed their heads and faces with the big black cat, and the two fluffy bodies ran away quickly, next to each other.

Since Lu Yu recovered, the big black cat has returned to his old life of picking up the cat during the day, sending the cat back at sunset, and then leaving alone. Rain or shine, he is as self-disciplined as a wild beast.

If he had known that the big black cat would not stay, he would not have bought a new cat bed and food bowl. Lu Yi thought sadly. If you like to cling to your little cub so much, why don’t you stay overnight? Is he some kind of annoying shit shoveler? Or don’t you want him to peek into their world of two cats?

Ding dong, the phone received the message.

Lu Yi opened the message, and he couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth. Fang Wenguang's smiling face occupied the entire screen, and text messages popped up one after another, talking about interesting things he encountered.

"I'm off for Christmas and can't wait to see you."

Attached is a photo of the pile of gifts.

Every time he went to work in a new place, Fang Wen would buy him local specialties and store them in his suitcase like a treasure. When he is on vacation, he will bring back the gifts he has accumulated.

Day after day, the bedside table in the bedroom, the tabletop in the study, and the shelves in the living room are all filled with bits and pieces of gifts. Even though Fang Wen's person is not here, before he knows it, his traces are everywhere in the room. .

The expressionless face of the big black cat overlapped with Fang Wen's sunny face, and Lu Yi felt very sad. How could he and Lu Yu have both provoked people with top-notch pestering skills? Sad!

Lu Yi patted his face to wake himself up, and went downstairs to open the shop aggressively.

what!

He will be waiting at the door today to see what time the good boy comes home!