Marry first and try love: After a flash marriage, the boss becomes wild and promiscuous

Gu Feifan punched Leo repeatedly: "It's all your fault! Didn't you say you had a good sense of direction and knew the way? What have you done to me? You better find a way out quickly!"

Leo was sweating profusely with anxiety. He searched frantically for a long time, only to find that they had been going around in circles in the forest.

What's going on?

When they passed by a certain rock for the ninth time, Gu Feifan cried.

"Damn it, I'm stuck in a maze! Am I going to die here today? Lost in this forever, starving to death, turning into a dried-up corpse, and years later, a group of tomb raiders will pass by and find my backpack..."

Great, you're practically writing a script yourself.

Leo didn't understand what "being trapped in a maze" meant, but he knew how to call for help. "Quickly call Sister Caibao and ask her to come and rescue us!"

"Ah, right, right, right." Gu Feifan frantically pulled out his phone, and then—

"Damn it, no signal! Is the heavens against me?!"

He broke down emotionally and cried.

Leo was dumbfounded. Just when they were at their wits' end, they suddenly heard Treasure's voice calling from not far away: "Feifei, Feifei!!"

"Oh my god, it's my master! It's my master!! Master, we're here!!"

Ten minutes later, they successfully reunited, and then... they got lost in a maze, unable to escape the treasure either.

Hou Qianrong has carried out many missions, traversing swamps, rainforests, deserts, and all sorts of difficult terrains, and has also navigated many plant and forest mazes, but none of them have been as bizarre as this.

No matter which direction they went, they would always return to the same spot, and whether it was their imagination or not, they always felt that the trees and groves surrounding them were getting closer and closer...

Is it haunted?

Fang Shiyou stroked his chin and asked Caibao, "Master, do you think that squirrel was some kind of bewitching ghost that tricked us into coming here?"

"Of course not!"

Suddenly, Caibao pulled out a slingshot and fired it into the sky with a "pop." A small object fell from the sky and kicked its legs on the ground.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Caibao rushed over and grabbed the squirrel, saying, "Alright, I've knocked the ghost down."

Holy crap, can it really be this simple and brutal? Everyone looked at that squirrel and felt a pang of sympathy for it.

However, they still couldn't find their way out of the maze.

Caibao thought Fang Shiyou's previous deduction was correct; the squirrel must have framed them, but the squirrel wasn't a ghost because she had shot it down.

Since the squirrel led them here, let the squirrel lead them out.

Treasure slapped the squirrel: "Quick! Take us out of here!!"

Everyone: ...

No, is it even possible to do it this way?

The squirrel squeaked and tried to fight back, but was slapped again and again by Caibao, making it squeal and cry out.

A minute later, it calmed down. It was completely subdued and obedient, no longer daring to bark or scratch.

The treasure asked it to lead the way, and somehow it actually understood and led the way.

He led everyone to a tree, then dug into the tree hole, rummaged around for a while, and pulled out a few small fruits, which he gave to Caibao.

For the first time in their lives, so many people have seen fawning on the face of a squirrel. Who would believe it if I told them?

Caibao looked and exclaimed, "Hey~~ isn't this that Sour Sour?"

"Squeak squeak~~"

"Didn't you say the sourness was gone? How come you have it?"

"Squeak squeak~~"

Caibao turned to them and warned, "Don't tell anyone, this doesn't taste good, you can't eat it."

Everyone: ...

Your little schemes are practically overflowing.

Fang Shiyou said weakly, "Brother Chuan said that this can make a lot of money."

Really?

Okay!

Treasure slapped the squirrel on the head again: "Where did you find this? Take us there!!"

"Squeak!!" You have no sportsmanship! I've already given you the treasure, and you still want to kill a mouse!

Caibao rolled her eyes. It was a good thing she didn't bring Xiaobai today; otherwise, she wouldn't have had a chance to make a move. Xiaobai would have already bitten the squirrel into its mouth.

"If you don't take us with you, I'll throw you to the wolves!"

"Squeak squeak squeak~~"

Bad guy!

Whether the squirrel was intimidated by Caibao's "tyranny" or genuinely understood, it actually started leading the way, hopping a few steps and then turning back to check, seemingly to confirm whether Caibao and the others were following.

Hou Qianrong was almost stunned.

She was a staunch supporter of communist materialism, but what happened today completely shattered her worldview.

I thought it was already outrageous that her grandfather practiced Taoist medicine, but who would have thought there was something even more outrageous.

Sure enough, anything can happen if you stay by Sister Caibao's side long enough.

The value of this statement is still increasing.

The squirrel continued deeper into the dense forest. The further Fang Shiyou went, the more alarmed he became. The trees and vines that had been there before, though already quite dense, at least allowed some sunlight to filter through. But now, the forest was getting denser and denser, and he couldn't even see the sky anymore. It was dark all around, and he always felt that dark shadows might suddenly dart out from those places he couldn't see clearly.

He is afraid.

Gu Feifan and Leo, those two useless fellows, each took one of his arms and clung to him tightly. Fang Shiyou couldn't do anything about them, so he had no choice but to walk around with these two human-shaped pendants hanging on him.

She's less brave than a three-year-old. Look at her master, walking so confidently ahead! She has no idea what fear is.

Hou Qianrong followed closely behind Caibao. It was too dark around them, so she took out a powerful flashlight to light the way for Caibao.

Upon closer inspection, the treasure was quite extraordinary.

"This is so bright, give it to me, give it to me, I'll take it."

Hou Qianrong had no choice but to hand it to her. So Caibao played with the flashlight and followed behind the squirrel, walking and walking, not knowing how far or how deep they went.

When they arrived at the location, they suddenly discovered that around a large pool emitting steam, there was a small grove of trees, and those trees turned out to be longevity trees.

In such cold weather, the trees around us have almost all lost their leaves, yet these trees still have fruit hanging on them.

Bright and vibrant, a lovely red, it makes one's mouth water.

Fang Shiyou and the others couldn't resist, so they went over, picked some, and took a bite—

"hiss!"

The next second, "Hou Qianrong!! Quick!! Cover Master's eyes!!"

Hou Qianrong reacted quickly, instinctively bending down to grab the treasure and running to the other side of the pool. She stood guard in front of the treasure, glaring at Fang Shiyou and his group.

Then, she saw a scene she would never forget for the rest of her life.

Three grown men, right in front of her, hurriedly took off their pants, and then... peed.

Fang Shiyou and the others did their best, and this was all they could do. The urge to urinate came too quickly and unexpectedly, so saving face was nothing.

The squirrel covered its eyes, unable to bear the sight. Humans are disgusting, defecating and urinating anywhere.

It's unclear whether the men actually urinated on themselves, but they later insisted they hadn't.