shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Seeing the child's ferocious appearance, the father's hands were itchy, but they were suddenly grabbed by his little hands.

The man who was a slave to his daughter suddenly had a kind expression on his face, "Good girl, you can't..."

"Tie turtle~ Why does that brother want to beat turtles?" the cub asked in a sweet voice, blinking with his big eyes.

"Learn..." The man's smile froze on his face, "Ah, that, turtle and turtle... dad doesn't know either..."

"Bie turtle, turtle, stupid, I'll give you a reward." As the milky voice fell, there was a "pop", and the little hand fell on the man's face.

The man was stunned by the slap and said aggrievedly: "If you do this, dad will be heartbroken to death."

"It's okay, I'm going to host a banquet for you. I'll invite Uncle Wang next door to have a big dinner."

man:"??!!"

8. [The man pointed a toy gun at the child’s head: “Call daddy.”

Child: "I won't bark."

Man: "I'll open the flowers for you without calling my head. Do you want to call me?"

Child: "Call, Daddy."

The man put away the toy gun, and the child grabbed the toy gun and pointed it at the man, saying forcefully: "Brother Dou, or I will blow your head."

Before the man could reply, the child swung the gun and hit the man on the head angrily. It made a crisp and loud "bang", and it could be seen that it had lost all its strength. 】

Barrage【"Brother Dou Zhi"

One day, Dou's father said: Do you want to call me father? Douhuai is proud and refuses. However, the father pointed his gun at Dou Tou and asked: Do you want to call me father? Dou Shencheng Mansion, why do you act like a hero so quickly? Said: Father. My father was overjoyed, threw his gun and sat down. Taking advantage of the situation, Dou pointed his gun at his father and said, "If you call him brother Dou, he will die if you don't." Father is suspicious. Bang~ Doufu died. 】

The ancients were confused, why is this kid so tough?

Why don't you write about Brother Dou's blog? Why don't you write about his father?

The ancestors looked at the long list of Dou Ge's stories on the barrage and couldn't help laughing for a while. They wrote it well. Don't write it again next time.

A child looked at his father silently, and bad thoughts came to his mind, "Hey hey hey..." It's fun~

Dad's back felt cold, his body trembled, he turned his head and looked back, his son's innocent smile caught his eye, he breathed a sigh of relief: "Ah, it turned out to be an illusion, kid, come here daddy."

The child nodded obediently.

9. [Several dancing little girls, "My dad is an automobile soldier."

"My dad is a special soldier."

"My dad is a field soldier."

"My dad is a border guard."

"What does your father do? What kind of soldier is he?"

Next came the talent awards from netizens. One person said, "My dad is Fengyoujing~"

Another person passed by, "My dad is Broken Bingbing~"

"My dad is a dishwasher~"

"My dad is Naying~"

"My dad cosplayed with Jian Suiying~"

"My dad forcefully kissed Zhu Ziqing~"

"My dad got his period in the middle of the night and he was moaning in my mother's arms~"

"My dad can hear clearly~"

"My dad beat me for no reason~"]

Barrage [Your dad: [This is simply alarmist, be careful I will chop you into pieces! ]】

"Goose goose goose..." Yu Nianzhi laughed until she was silent. She shook her body and laughed non-stop. She almost jumped up and did a round of Tai Chi. She was menstruating in the middle of the night. She was having her period in her arms.

"Zhu Ziqing is lying on his back... goose goose goose..."

Now is the time for many fathers from all dynasties to break their defenses, "..."

They seriously suspect that these unlucky children have a grudge against their biological father. Your father can be anything, but he cannot be a serious person!

The woman looked shocked, what was your dad doing in the middle of the night? Menstruation is here! In your mother's arms!

Impossible, they must have heard wrong!

Next is the ancient children’s imitation show.

The child said: "My dad is Lao Yinbi~"

Another child came by: "My dad is Old Biden~"

"........."

Old Yinbi, Old Bideng broke through the defense instantly.

Lao Liu gloated: "Pfft haha..."

Another child came by: "My dad is the sixth child~"

Lao Liu's smile disappearing technique, "..."

The three of them shouted in unison: "Baby!!!"

"Scoot, scoot."

The children turned around and ran around.

A neighbor who doesn't take it too seriously to watch the fun: "Look at how fast my children learn and how smart they are!"

The child approached silently: "Actually, I can do it too. Do you want to listen?"

The neighbor waved his hands hurriedly: "No need!"

The ancestors clapped their hands, your father beat you for no reason. In the end, you were taught a lesson. Very good. The children of later generations are really naughty, one is more filial than the other.

Zhu Zhu and Ma Xiyao stared at Yu Nianzhi, who was laughing until he was fluttering, and slowly played a 6.

Ma Xiyao poked the fish: "Go to the bathroom."

Yu Nianzhi: "?"

Zhu Zhu added: "There is a bathtub."

"what?"

"If you flop in the bathtub, you are a fish; if you flop on the shore, you are a maggot!" Niu Zhiyu wiped his hair and walked out of the bathroom with a smirk on his lips, "Understood?"

"But this is really funny. If you don't believe it, watch it." Yu Nianzhi played the video again and successfully made the three of them laugh.

"Goose goose..." Four different creatures erupted in goose calls at the same time.

Everyone under the light curtain has different joys and sorrows...

It doesn't matter what happened, he gloated and laughed along like a goose.

There are also ancient people who are extremely embarrassed and angry when their father is called: "Don't laugh too loudly!"